"Feast on his flesh"
 

Fortunatly, by a random coincidence, there was a lighting storm that, once again by coincidence, randomly killed all the orcs in all of Arda. And if any every showed up again, the lighting storm would kill them!

Unfortunatly, the Uruk-high were still around

Fourtunately, Varda decided to blind them with light and they all fell into chasams and were never seen again.

Unfortunatly, there was a trampoline at the end of the chasm, and they bounced back up!

Fourtunately, not high enough.

Unfoutunately, the Nazgul came and brought them up one by one.

Fortunatly, everyone had already moved on and had some lembas at the local Starbucks

Unfoutunately, the lembas was stale like everything else at star-bucks. :rolleyes:

Fourtunately, they decided to skip the lembas and decided to go watch Denethor jump off of the top of the courtyard and watch him plumet to his fiery doom.

To Goblin Town!
 

Unfortunatly, Denethor, for some crazy reason, had a fiery Balrog whip and took them all down with him!

Fortunately, by the time he grabbed hold of anyone, he was only two feet from the ground.

Unfourtunately, he grabbed Aragorn right before the wedding.

Fortunatly, the eagles came and scooped him up, blowdried his hair, and dressed him before dropping him off for the wedding.

Unfourtunately, he was now five days late. It took a long time to get Aragorn clean.

Fourtunately, Arwen was to busy with Haldi to notice.

Unfortunatly Grishnahk had no clue what every1 was talking about... and it is all so unclear to any1 and every1....

So he started a new one...

Turian the elf was running down the rode, and a dark terror terrorized his very interior to tears.

Unfortunatly the terror had a horse

Fortunately Boromir88 understood what was going on and got everything back on track...When Aragorn was ready for the wedding to his shock Arwen and Haldir had married 3 days prior and Aragorn was informed they were on their honeymoon.

Unfortunately, this thread exploded from the total insanity brought about by all the recent posts.

Fourtunately, the main posters of this thread (Gil, Menel, Hookbill, Boro, Perky and myself) started the thread up again.

*cough*
The Top 5 posters on tis thread are;

Hookbill the Goomba 265
Meneltarmacil 184
Glirdan 160
The Elf-warrior 154
Gil-Galad 137

Just thought I'd point it out :D

Unfortunately, all of the Middle Earth characters decided that they did not want to be toyed with in this cruel manner.

Yes, I went through a long period of not posting on this thread. Though, I don't quite know the reason why. But, don't try to usurp me! I'm the founder here! :p

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Fortunately, Boromir88 gave them all 50 bucks and they came back.

Unfortunately, the money was counterfeit and the characters were now very, very angry.

Fortunately, they soon found that the Orcs were so blinded by greed that they would accept these counterfeit monies. So now the Dwarves bought back Moria and everyone else paid the Orcs to go away for a million years.

Unfourtunately, everyone knows that Orcs are a bunch of lieing, kinivng idiots and that they wouldn't go away. So instead, they told them that if they jumped into Mount Doom, they'd find the money. So they did.

Fortunatly Aragorn was greedy also, and found himself falling along with the orcs down into MOunt Doom

Unfortunately, the wheels were fixed and the engine working and Mount Zoom sped off into the night before anyone could jump into the lava.

Fortunately Mount Zoom was build over an endless time vortex and all the orcs (plus Aragorn) fell in it.

Unfortunately, this had zapped them back to a time before the world had actually existed, and Aragorn was now seriously in need of oxygen.

Fortunately Eru brought Aragorn back to the present time.

unfortunately eru foorgot aragorn's lungs so he was still in dire need of oxygen :D

Fortunately, since it was present times, he was given an iron lung.

Unfortunately the Iron Lung gave him lead poisoining (how strange?) and he died.

Fourtunately, Arwen didn't care because she was still married to Haldir.

Miracles!
 

Unfortunatly, Eru did care and brought him back to life!

Fourtunately, this was a good thing as Frodo now had someone to help him to get to Rivendell.

Unfortunatly he still had the iron lunge so he died again after eru left.

Fourtunately, Eru decided to remove the iron lung before he sent him back.

Unfortunatly, now he could not breath.

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . that didn't matter, because he was now a cyborg made of lembas.

Unfortunately, he got run over by Mount Zoom.