Fortunately . . .
 

. . . Eru ate the Ring. :p

Unfortunately, He got indigestion and Middle Earth became a crazy place where Gandalf was uncloaked and Balrogs had one wing.

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . he took an antacid, and everything went back to normal.

(Gandalf was still uncloaked, though. ;))

Unfourtunately, the antacid didn't work and he exploded. Gandalf however was still uncloaked!!!! :eek:

Fortunately, when Eru explodes, everyone, including Gandalf, puts on a cloak. And being omnipotent, Eru simply reassembled himself and emerged from the explosion unscathed.

Unfourtunately, Gandalf didn't like having a cloak on so he took it off again.

Fortunately Aule had constructed the cloak specifically for Gandalf, meaning he couldn't take it off...(i.e. he put super-fast drying super glue on the inside)

Unfoutunately, when Gandalf was fighting the Balrog, the heat of the Balrog reliquified the glue and Gandalf took the cloak off.

Fortunately, J.R.R. Tolkien erased the word "uncloaked" from LOTR and put a stop to all this nonsense.

Unfourtunately, Tolkien wasn't the writer of the book!!!! :eek:

Fortunately Tolkien bought the copyrights from the real author and now it was his.

Unfourtunately, J.K Rowling bought him out and she had the rights to the books!!!!! :eek:

Fortunately Glirdan fell into the radioactive pepto bismal, or pushed in, becaue of his under-posting to me and Boromir

Unfourtunately, Glirdan pulled Gil in with him. (This should probably be a fourtunately. :p ;) just kidding!!!)

Fortunately, Frodo woke up from his stinger-induced sleep and broke off from his dream( the thread.) Frodo then realized he was in Cirith Ungol.

Unfourtunately, he wasn't awake because he had a dream that he had a wife. But then he did wake up and saw the horrible reality. GANDALF UNCLOAKED!!!!!! :eek:

Fortunately, Gandalf was in his regular attire and only missing his cloak, which he used as a coat.

Unfourtunately, his attire was dyed pink and we all know that Gandalf likes white over pink.

Fortunately, by this time, all the B-Downers had saved up enough money to a) buy the rights of J.K.Rowling and b) have her shot. They then gave the rights back to Tolkien and he finally erased Uncloaked Gandalf.

Unfourtunately, he was rather amused by all the "Gandalf Uncloaked" comments and jokes passing between the Downer's that he let it stay.

Fortunately Glirdan let some other downers do the unfortunately part and learns to wait a little bit, like what i do sometimes

Unfortunantly, this post breaks Glirdan's 'unfortuantly post streak', so the question of whether he should wait or not like Gil-Galad does is dead. :(

Fortunately, Sauron's life was bound to Glirdan's "unfortunately posting streak." When that streak was broken Sauron spontaneously combusted.

unfortunately all of Middle Earth spontaneusly combusted with Sauron

Fortunately that was Eru's plan all along. He now got to sit in peace and relaxation never having to deal with the pesky races of middle-earth again. (Or Gandalf's uncloakedness).

Unfortunatly, Eru's older twin brother, Meru, came and killed Eru. Then he created his own world where uncloaked Gandalf's walked the streets by the thousands!

Fourtunately, Glirdan came back and set everything straight. Eru back as head of Arda, no Gandalf's uncloaking and destroying Gil's big ego were just some of the things on his agenda.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . a cloaked Gandalf heralds the end of everything. The thread collapses upon itself into a single point of extreme inanity.

Fortunately, an atom survived, split, and recreated everything like it was before via a second big bang. However, Thursday had become the official "Mock Sauron" day.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . Sauron did not like Thursday being 'Mock Sauron' Day, and so he made Reps of Power to distribute to the posters of Fortunately/Unfortunately thread. Then he secretly, in the forum of Mt. Doom, he forged the One Rep to Rule Them All. He took over the minds of all those who posted in this thread. SAURON WINS!!!

(Bleah, that was long!)

Fourtunately, he lost the Ruling Rep of Power.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . he sent out his Repwraith, under the dreaded Perky King of Ents, to find it.

Fortunately the greatest of Middle-earth gathered a trupendous force against Sauron and Perky King of Ents.

But that was only "A DIVERSION!" The real Trupendous force is marching to Barad-dur.

Unfourtunately, Legolas was leading the attack on Barad-Dur.

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . Legolas never runs out of arrows.

Unfourtunately, he did this time.

Fortunately Haldir gave him some of his.

Unfortunately Haldir didn't like Legolas and gave him arrows that shot backwards (mwahahaha).

Fourtunately, they missed Legolas and kept hitting orcs behind him.

Unfortunately, they did not kill them as they were blunt.