Amusingly, and at the risk of giving too much away about myself (although I'm part of the Facebook group so I can be seen there already):
I keep my hair short
I don't have tattoos (and don't particularly like them)
I don't drive (and consider motorcycles to be very dangerous)
I'm in my mid-twenties
I'm an English academic-in-training
I prefer red wine to beer, although I do like a good German Beer
I haven't actually read all of Sauron Defeated (although admittedly I have read all of the Notion Club Papers and Drowning of Anadûnë material because of it's relation to Sauron - it was the draft of The Lord of the Rings part that I didn't get through, having read the previous three volumes, because of the enormity of the Shelob's Lair draft chapter)

Funny how what we say gives a very different impression of ourselves.

I do, in fact, "live...somewhere". I'd love to know what gave me away. :P

(And I wonder what it says about me that I got a little thrill in seeing my screen-name in this thread? Nothing good, I'd guess. ;) )