Fourtunately, the transporter was fixed in a matter of seconds.

Unfortunately, by the time they got it fixed Gandalf had been eaten by flesh-eating pirhanas.

Unfortunately, the Enterprise got zapped into an alternate reality and Gandalf fell into a bottomless pit.

Fortunately, Gandalf came back as Gandalf the slightly bruised.

Unfourtunately, Gandlaf the slightly bruised became Gandlaf the overly ugly and unreconizable and thus he was not able to help everyone in ME due to the fact that he was ugly and no one reconized him.

Fortunatly, through the powers for '4 8 15 16 23 42', Gandalf someghow turned into a wild boar, and no longer cared about uglyness!

I was going to say Fortunately Gandalf found someone just like him...Gothmog

But I guess I'll have to go with...

Unfortunately, Eru zapped Gandalf back to his prior ugly form, because he doesn't know how Gandalf changed into a wild boar anyway.

Fortunatly, he wasn't ugly in his new zapped form!

Unfourtunately, he wasn't white either. He was........PINK!!!!!

Fortunately Pink was the new fad so gandalf wa hip and could hang out at the malls

Unfortunatly, they had to take his staff before he was let into the mall

Fortunately he converted his staff into a necklace for some Bling-Bling, so Gandalf was fine

Unfortunately, it was an evil choke-you-to-death necklace, and Gandalf started suffocating.

Fourtunately, he gave the said necklace to Sauron.

Unfortunately Sauron's squeezed eyeball wasn't a pretty sight.

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . he gave it to his Mouth.

<--- Oooh! I've not seen this before!
 

Unfortunately, The Mouth of Sauron had a dentist appointment.

<---Yay for Alcarillo's new icon!
 

Fortunately, the Mouth of Sauron still put on the Gandalf-strangling, eyeball-squeezing necklace.

Unfortunately, the necklace liked the Mouth of Sauron so it didn't kill him.

Fortunately, the dentist was happy that TMoS was still alive, as now he could charge him £490,000.01 (about $900,000.01) for the treatment and put Sauron out of business.

Unfortunately, the dentist's drill slipped and put TMoS out of commission; Sauron sent the dreaded Wingéd Attorneys, fresh from Lawzgûl, to collect millions in damages.

Fortunately the dentist (like all of them) had excellent coverage.

Unfortunately, it turned out to be T-V coverage, which wasn't very helpful

Fortunately Judge Boromir88 dismissed it as a frivolous lawsuit. How he detests them.

Unfourtunately, it was up to Glirdan and the rest of the jusry to decide what happened in the lawsuit.

Fortunately, everything had to be put on hold as Melko returned to wreak his revenge on the law system! So he blew up the place and the Dentist, The Mouth of Sauron and Sauron got away while Melko was left blowing things up.

Unfourtunately, this wasn't good news.

Fortunately, everyone was so confused that they just assumed it was good and went back to work. Sauron got a job at Star-bucks.

Unfourtunately, he got fired in three days, again.

Forunately Saurons dad got him a job at the zoo

Unfourtunately, Sauron's dad was Morgoth who was still trapped in the Void and thus, Sauron was still out of a job.

fortunately Morgoth was Saurons adoptive dad, Aule was his real dad and Aule got Sauron the job and whatever Glirdan says doesn't apply to this thread anymore

Unfortunately this meant that Sauron was now trapped in an identity crisis because he learned random things he grew up assuming true were now proven false.

Fortunately, Sauron's identity crisis caused him to turn over a new leaf. He then joined the battle against evil in Middle Earth.

Fourtunately, whatever Glirdy says still applies to this thread, it's what ever Gil says that doesn't apply. :p Since Sauron was going through an identity crisis, he didn't have a chance to make the Ring of Power.

i take it Glirdans is un forunate


Forunately what Glirdan just said didn't apply so whatever i says apply, but Sauron made a Folding-Chair of doom

Unfortunately The Elf-warrior fed Glirdan and Gil-Galad to Shelob to get them to stop fighting.

Fortunately Shelob had a troublesome time digesting the two of them and exploded.

Unfourtunately, Boromir88 exploded at the same time.

Fortunately Glirdan and Gil-Galad survived.