Ok, sick but im bored and hungry

Aragorn: If you'll just...
Legolas: No kinky games while hunting hobbits! Sheesh, the dwarf is watching!

Ewwww.... Inspired by Cassie Claire. Blame her...

One Axe, that was a good one!

New pic!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...t_merry_18.jpg

Merry *laughing so hard, tears are rolling down his cheeks, and he's nearly wet his pants* Ohhh! Hahahah Stop please, stop!! HAHAHA I can't STAND the tickle HAHAHAHA torture! I told you!! We aren't little Orcs!!! Hahahahahah

Treebeard: .... and so then the tree said, wait for this, what do I look like? A wooden spoon?

Merry: HAAA HAHAH AHHAAAAAAA!!

Pippin: Am I the only sane one here?

"Ahhh~~The tree!! I'm melting!!!! I'm melting!!!"

Merry discovers that Ent mosh pits are slightly more dangerous that Hobbit ones. Pippin, however, is unperturbed, because he is in a "happy place".

Treebeard: "All right! 'Quickbeam and the Petrified Huorns' are the coolest rock band around, eh wot?"

Pippin: "That is an excellent name for a rock band! Though I prefer 'Saliva', that's probably just because I'm a Hobbit and a fan of anything involving mastication."

Merry: *Screams in pain and proceeds to black out*

http://content.neopets.com/guilds/c/...1045536878.jpg

I know, it already has captions, but you ppl can think of something else right?

[ April 28, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ]

Legolas: *in freaky serial killer voice* Can I have that gum after you're finished, Aragorn? Can I, can I, huh?

Aragorn: *slightly annoyed* For the last time: No. You. Can't.

Legolas: *still in freaky voice* Because that's a really cool piece of gum, Aragorn. I think it'd look good in my collection.

Aragorn: That's real nice, Legolas. Go shoot an orc or something.

Legolas: I really want that piece of gum, Aragorn.... I really, really do....

(Don't ask me why Legolas has a chewing-gum fetish all of a sudden.)

[ April 28, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]

!!! I love it Rynoah! That cracks me up!

dragoneyes and Diamond18, too funny, I loved them both!

Welcome, TheBladeThatWasBroken, thanks for posting your funnyness! We hope you share it more in the days to come!

Now for my own scene, which probably won't be nearly as funny:
Legolas: Aragorn, you have a spider on your shoulder.

Aragorn: Dang it, Legolas, not again! You tried that one five times already.

Legolas: But I'm serious now!

Aragorn: Yeah, right, just like you were the last time, and the time before that.

Legolas: No, really, I'm serious this time! Dude, it's huge and hairy!

Aragorn: Really?

Legolas: YES!

Aragorn turns to look at his shoulder.

Legolas: HA! I can't BELIEVE you fell for it SIX TIMES!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

Legolas: Ohmigod Aragorn!Youve got mud in your hair!

Aragorn: **slowly** I'm aware of that...

Legolas: and youre not DOING anything?

Aragorn: Legolas, priorities? Ring of Power? Doom of Middle Earth? Greasy hair?


Lame, I know. Im hungry....

[ April 29, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

Aragorn:Legolas,*sniff sniff* do u smell that?

Legolas:Yes Aragorn, *sigh**slow creepy voice* it was me.

Great Catherine! *dies* *again* (I like doing that)

Legolas: Aragorn, would you like to borrow my shampoo?

Aragorn: I've already told you! I want to look nice for Arwen! Now leave me alone!

Legolas: I'm not so sure that's the way to go for a ladies attention Aragorn.... Unless you're going for the repulsed reaction.....

http://www.frodoandsam.net/film/gall.../frodo-018.jpg

Ignore this pix if tis alreay been done. Im not sure.

Frodo:Hey! How did you get my ring!!

I kno its lame

Frodo: (thinking) *sob* "Oh no, not again! I dropped it on purpose!"

[ May 01, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]

*Boromir tries a different strategy to get the Ring*

Boromir: Watch the Ring, Frodo. Now, you're feeling sleepy ...

Boromir: Now, you know what you must do, don't you Frodo?
Aragorn: Yes, that's the only way to keep the Ring safe.
Frodo: *in an anguished voice* Are you absolutely sure there's no other way? I did it once already, you remember?
Aragorn: Yes we are. Now swallow it.

[ May 01, 2003: Message edited by: Annunfuiniel ]

And another...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...m_hollin_2.JPG Mr. Frodo, Bill just did something on Legolas' shampoo!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...r_frodo_17.jpg *looking down* ewww..ah well. let him clear it up.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._amonhen_2.JPG That pony just did something on my shampoo!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tr_frodo_2.JPG *laughing* haha pretty boy!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...rthgalen_1.JPG don't worry about it, Elf, us dwarves are brave. I will clean up the pony's, ahem, waste. *wink wink*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...i_hollin_1.JPG *throws it on Legolas* bwahaha!

[ May 01, 2003: Message edited by: Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien ]

And another.... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] (such fun!)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...athertop_1.JPG Sssh everyone! Pippin is talking to his imaginary friend again!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...r_pippin_8.JPG Well, anyway Bob, I agreed to come on this crazy adventure and I will probably never come home alive!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...odo_bree_8.JPG Don't poke fun at him Merry! How would you like it if you went insane?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._amonhen_1.JPG I never thought of it that way Frodo! *feels guilty*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._amonhen_2.JPG Whadyou all say?

Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien, this is the thread for making comments on a picture someone posts, the scenes is put up on Crazy Scenes with pics, a different thread. But those are good.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...gandalf_26.jpg

Don't worry Shadowfax, you're the only horsie for me. That other horse over there, it meant nothing. Just a quick gallop, that's it.

Gandalf: You've got a hair in your eye.

Shadowfax: (thinking) Look who's talkin', bub.

Gandalf: Ok, so you ARE faster, smarter, stronger, and more horse-like, than me. You're even better with the ladies! But can you beat me in a staring contest? Huh? I'd LOVE to see you even try!

For the Frodo/Boromir one..

Frodo: Stop it with the short jokes already!

For the Shaddowfax one
Gandalf: I.. I.. I think its a horse..."

the day Gandalf found out what really happened to the other 2 wizards.

For the Gandy Shadowfax one:

Gandalf: Yes my old friend...yes...I will have you for lunch...mark my words...horse meat...yes.... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gal...ive/figwit.jpg Figwit: Look my nose flare is bigger that Legolas'

Am I the only one with brown hair? Man, I wish it was blond

Figwit thought he had his pout down pact, until someone sat in his lap mistaking him for a council chair.

Figwit: *thinking*
:: This is boring..boring, boring, boring... I know... think of a happy place.. like the beach.. the mall... say... i think ive got the exact same outfit as Elrond...

Figwit: (thinking) MUST NOT TELL THEM LOCATION OF RING...THEY CAN TORTURE ME AS MUCH AS THEY LIKE BUT I WON'T DO IT...FOCUS MIND, FOCUS MIND, KEEP LIPS SHUT, FOCUS MIND...COME ON FIGGY, YOU CAN DO THIS...CONCENTRATE ON LOOKING DEFIANT, YET CALM...

"Am I the only one who smells that?" thinks to self "Must have been Aragorn."

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/a.jpg [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

*Arwen runs past them half-naked*

I think they're pretty speechless.

Aragorn: Legolas? Did I just see Gimli wearing a tutu dancing around singing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead"?

Legolas: (apathetically) Mm, yeah. Forgot to give him his injections today.

... right, that was crap. Let's try the old classic...:

"Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?"

Edit: I missed an "S"?! GAH!

[ May 06, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]

No, not crap Rynoah, I liked the first one!

Okay, my turn.

Watching the horse trainer:

You hold the reins in your hand like this, and than you mount your horse like this.

Aragorn: Ohh, that's how you do it.

Legolas: I've been doing it wrong for 2,000 years!

Okay, I know next to nothing about horse riding, and all it entails...oh well.

For the last one posted, leggylam and aragorn:

Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see??
Legolas: I don't bloody know! Take a look for yourself you lazy twat!Your only using me for my eyes!!
Aragorn: Woah,that time of the month or what??!
Legolas: Im delicate and in pain...i want to be alone!
*Legolas pouts like angelina jolie with botox injections*
Aragorn: Yesma'am, i mean sir...

I know, i know, don't say it. its crap and a bit like evry other caption with legolas in it. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

*The white horse behind Legolas thinks to himself " If I pushed the elf over, would he cry like a little baby? Hmm! I must see what happens!"

Random thought people, random thought.

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gal...rienbowman.jpg [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

maybe if I make my face look like this I can get it right where I want it!

When am I supposed to shoot?
Should I hit the short one first?

Legolas!! GIVE ME MY SOAP BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I'm sorry, but Im gonna go all the way back to the first pic on this page, and, yes, the first one is a rip off of Homer Simpson, on the episode where he collects grease.

Legolas: My god you're greasy!

OR

Legolas(whispering): He is sooo hot....
Aragorn: What was that legolas?
Legolas: Uh,um...Nothing...

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Don't ask, Im a twisted soul....