Fortunately, Gimli finally found something to eat

Unfortunately that means we will start from scratch. (This ought to be a fortunately.)

Fourtunately, Glirdan missed the jump between having Sam kill Frodo and Sauron(who somehow lived) and Gimli eating something. (this seems like it should be an unfourtunately)

Unfortunately no one understood that Wilwa was simply trying to make a joke by posting the first Fortunately ever posted on this thread. :(

Fortunatly waynethegoblin did get it.

Unfortunately, Tolkien had no idea how he started writing all this so he threw everything away and started all over...When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End...

Fortunately, what he wrote was "When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End was asked by a wizard and thirteen dwarves to go on an adventure, he said 'No' and the entire series of events never happened and Johnny the Stinky Balrog jumped into Mount Doom with the Ring, destroying it. The End!"

Unfortunately, that never sold, and some scottish hobo with a beard down to his beltline found and published Tolkien's forgotten manuscript, making millions.

Fortunatly, either way, Frodo loses a finger, so it was all good!

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . the finger had a mind of its own, and it took the Ring!

Fortunatly, it was severed, so it was dead and wasn't capable of anything an animate object could do.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . the finger ran toward Perks and tickled him to death, because he said it was dead. :p

Fortunately, rigamortis(sp?) set in and the finger froze still.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . rigor mortis did not exist in Middle-earth, so the finger, while tickling Perks, replicated and attacked Hookbill.

Fortunately, Frodo found his finger and sewed it back on.

Unfortunately he didnt know how so his finger jumped away.

Fortunately, it fell into Mount Doom!!! Roar!!!

Unfortunately, a hot and heaving spray of lava was spat out into the upper airs and began to descend upon him with incredible rapidity.

Fortunately, Gwaihir came and swooped him up.

Unfourtunately, Gandalf was on him as well, and he was uncloaked. :eek: I'm pretty sure you know what happened next, Frodo jumped off!!!

Fortunatly, he jumped on another eagle!

Unfourtunately, so did Gandalf.

Fortunately the other eagle didn't want Gandalf jumping on him too, so he moved out of the way, and Gandalf went splat on the ground.

Unfortunatly their was a trapalin where he fell.

Fortunantly, the trampoline bounced him right into the void, where a waiting Morgoth could better 'appreiate' Gandalf's odd company.

Unfourtunately, Morgoth soon got tired of Gandalf's company and he decided to cast him out of the Void.

Fortunatly, Eru got to him before he could re-enter Arda, and Eru ate him, and turned him into a song, filled with happiness and white-ness!

Unfourtunately, Eru didn't care much for White Istari and he spitted him out.

Fortunately Gandalf arrived in Middle-Earth safe and sound.

Unfortunatly, he landed on a distant island in the middle of the sea, and was never seen again! ....again!

Fourtunately, Manwë knew about the island and sent Gwahir to get Gandalf.

Unfortunately, Gwaihir was getting pretty hungry, so he ate Gandalf.

Fourtunately, he didn't like the taste of Gandalf and he spit him out into Mordor.

Unfortunately, Eagles can't spit that far so Gandalf landed in some forsaken wasteland. Now if we were talking about a European Eagle...:p

Fortunately, there was a star-bucks in this wasteland and Gandalf got a job.

Unfortunately he was fired after 3 minuts.

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Fortunatly, he won the lottery, and didn't need a job!



EDIT: 10 points for you if you get the numbers!

Unfortunately, he blew it all on blackjack and pipe weed, so he needed a job again.

Fortunately Gandalf radioed Scotty flying above asking him to beam him up and to Helm's Deep.

Unfortunately, the transporter was broken as usual.