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Doh! I forgot this one
Pippin: Beep boop doop boop beep. |
Arewn bending over Frodo after crossing the river: "Has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?"
Aragorn to Sauron: "Nice fortress!" Sauron to Frodo: "Will that be cash or credit for the ring?" |
LOL, Iaragarwen !
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Lush, that was great! ROTFLMBO!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Why didn't I think of that?
Preist at Sam and Rose's wedding: Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togewhur today... Elrond: Call me Rond. El Rond. Frodo at Farmer Maggots: Oh, what a cute widdle puppy-wuppy! C'mere boy, c'mere! Aw, what a sweety-pie you are! Yes you are, yes you are! Sam after Frodo mentions Farmer Maggot beating him as a kid: He what?! Where is he? I'll rip 'is arms off!... |
Pippin: Be carefull or you'll drop that
Frodo: I give up he can have the ring Tom Bombadil: Enjoy your lunch old man willow Galadriel: Have the ring? Okay, but I don't think gold's my colour Aragorn: I think I need a shave Elrond: There's nothing I can do for this hobbit, we'll justv have to make his final moments comfortable Sam: *with knife to Frodo's throught and rin on finger* Finally I can stop pretending to be this saps lackey. |
Gandalf when he is falling off of the cliff next to the Balrog in Khazad Dum. :TO BE CONTINUED!!!!
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Aragorn: "Hey, who ate all the Cheetoes?"
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Looks like I signed up just as this thread was winding down, but maybe there's a few people still paying attention, so --
Galadriel: I would never invade anyone's mental privacy. Aragorn: On second thought, let's not go to Minas Tirith. It is a silly place. Sam: Mr. Frodo, screw you. Boromir: You know what, Frodo, keep the Ring. I'm going to go open a boutique. Sauron's palantir: We're very sorry, but the Dark Lord is not in right now. We care about your business. Please hold and an operator will be with you shortly. (muzak starts playing) Tom Bombadil: Get out! This is private property! Frodo, to the orcs in Cirith Ungol: I hate to tell you this, but you guys are BADLY in need of a good decorator. I can put you in touch with this Elven queen I know... Gollum: What am I doing wasting my life obsessing over a ring? God, I feel so stupid. Gandalf: Off to the glue factory with you, Shadowfax! |
Hullo, Estella! Underhill....where have I heard that name before....? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Hey, wait a sec....when did I become the "Ghost Prince of...?"
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Gandalf (being carried by Gwaihir): "I'm flying, Jack!"
Aragorn: "Gotta love them Elven-girls! I get older, they just stay the same!" |
Hi Estella! Gee, why does that name sound so familiar? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Hm...
Smaug: Oh, my back! Stupid gold! Maybe I should take my chyropractor's advice and get a softer matress... Legolas: BEEEELCH!!! *scratches rear* Hey, who's up for a round of Jack Daniel's on me? Faramir (at the Forbidden Pool): Look, Frodo, we really don't have time for all of this "pity" nonsense. *signals archer to shoot Gollum* Denethor: *singing* Sunshine, on my shoulders, makes me happy!... Denethor: *skipping through the halls of Minas Tirith* Zippity doo-da! Zippity yay! My-oh-my what a wonderulf day! Plenty o' sunshine, headin' my way! Zippity doo-da, zippity yay! |
Rose Cotton (to Sam): "So, you finally decided to show your face after months? Oh, been helping defeat the Dark Lord, have you? You think I'm that stupid? I know you've been out with the boys again and left me at home to worry about you. Well, I'm not putting up with it anymore! And I'm not going to the Fall dance with you, either! I'll go with Fatty; at least he's a gentleman."
*Slams door in bewildered hobbit's face* [ March 23, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ] |
Gandalf and Elrond to the Fellowship: April Fools! you fell for it hahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Gollum-*singing* Let the sunshine, let the sunshine in!
Gimli to Galadriel- Hey baby, why don't you leave old white haired Celeborn and get to know a real man-uh-dwarf. Galadriel- Aren't you a little too short for me? Come back when you've grown a cuple more feet. Aragorn to the mouth of Sauron- Can't we settle this over a nice friendly game of go fish or dominoes? |
For fans of the classic movie Casablanca:
The Fellowship of the Ring – The Ring Goes South: ELROND: For the rest, they shall represent the other Free peoples of the World: Elves, Dwarves, and Men. Legolas shall be for the Elves; and Gimli son of Gloin for the Dwarves. They are willing to go at least to the passes of the Mountains, and maybe beyond. For men you shall have Aragorn son of Arathorn, for the Ring of Isildur concerns him closely. FRODO: Strider! ARAGORN: I stick my neck out for nobody. The Return of the King – The Passing of the Grey Company: Aragorn prepares to take The Paths of the Dead. ÉOWYN: But what about us? ARAGORN: We’ll always have Edoras. We didn’t have, we’d lost it, until you came to Dunharrow. We got it back last night. ÉOWYN: And I said I would never leave you. ARAGORN: And you never will. But I’ve got a job to do. Where I’m going, you can’t follow. What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of. ARAGORN: (as he takes the cup) Here’s looking at you kid. |
Lostgaeriel - I always thought Peter Lorre would make the perfect Gollum.
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Birdland - if Peter Lorre is Gollum, how about -
SAM: Mr. Frodo, Gollum unfortunately is no longer available to be our guide to the Crack of Doom. FRODO: Sam, what happened? SAM: I'm not quite sure yet if he committed suicide or was stabbed while trying to escape. Come on, you know Sam was thinking it. |
Yeah, I was pegging Gollum as Ugarte (Peter Lorre's character) for these, but couldn't picture which bit of diagloge to use or how to use it. (I kept wanting Frodo to be Rick, too. Then Sam would be Sam.)
You nailed it, Kalimac! Thanks for that one. It's great. P.S. I've written the ending to Casablanca in Books - If LOTR had been written by someone else!?. Just skip past my Wayne & Shuster sketch to the end of the thread. |
Sam - I'm not hungry, and I don't want any potatoes, leave me alone!
Sam - Oh get lost Frodo - why do I need you? Frodo - Oh, I love this ring, I'm so glad it came to me! Gandalf - come here Frodo, I want to tell you everything about the ring. Bilbo - stuff the dwarves, I'm off! They're lame I know! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
At the council of Elrond
*People yelling screaming yadda yadda yadda frod sits there staring at floor trieng to count the hairs on his toes there is a vaugue hush and everyone looks at him* FRODO: what? GANDALF: ahem FRODO: What? BOROMIR: Your supposed to offer to take the ring to Mordor titch. FRODO: Screw that, I aint goin nowhere near that place, I could be killed, make pretty boy legolas go! |
Thanks Lostgaerial - loved your Casablanca dialogue in the other thread, BTW! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. It's not that I really see Sam as the "please, I'm only a poor corrupt official" type, but that bit of dialogue really seemed to fit the mood of the parts where it's just the three of them slogging along, Frodo is increasingly out of it, and Sam and Gollum would each love to be rid of the other...
And two more: Bilbo: "Frodo my lad, if you don't turn down that blasted Elvish music you'll be grounded until our Birthday, hear that?" Elrond: "I will take the Ring." [ March 24, 2002: Message edited by: Kalimac ] |
hah! i thought this thread was winding down!
elrond to bilbo at dinner table: there is NO spoon! gollum: me like spiders? mwah-hah-hah! that's sooo precioussss... gandalf brandishing staff at frodo: ennervate! --------------------------------------------- every man's life is a path to the truth -- hesse |
Haha, oh my, everyone´s so funny.... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Just wanted to let you know that I save it , and have printed several pages out in school, [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] am trying to get them all printed out....lol! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Whoa, I am a Haunting Spirit...weee! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] |
gandalf at moria crossroad: i've no memory of this place...i do not know the way...yet...perhaps if i wear my sorting hat?...
gandalf rescued by gwaihir: to infinity and beyoooooooooooooond!!! --------------------------------------------- every man's life is a path to the truth -- hesse |
Gandalf to Balrog: You shall not pass, unless you pay the fare like everyone else.
Mouth of Sauron: Oh, you want to see the halflings, they are just this way follow me. Oh watch youself on the pits of dead slaves. Witchking to Eowyn: Aaaaaaaagh, don't hurt me. Frodo to Faramir: Oh, that guy in the pond, now he isn't with us. You can shoot him if you like. [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] |
Gollum: Wow, that speech therapy really paid off, my precious
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Sam to Gollum: Look, I know we haven't always got along in the past, but I think if we sit down and have a talk about our relationship, we can work things out.
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The eagle that rescued Sam & Frodo from Mordor (Gwaihir?):
DEUS EX MACHINA, TO THE RESCUE! |
Legolas: I missed!
Gimli: I need a hug. Aragorn: Anybody got a razor? Boromir: Good job, Aragorn! Gandalf: Help! Elrond: *to Council* Shut up! |
Mara Aoife , hullo! Welcome t' the 'downs!
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Gollum: I've had it with living in the dark, Preciouss. Let'sss go out and get some ssssun.
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Frodo: Can't we all just get along?
Also, see link below for loads of Pulp Fiction quotes (you KNOW it's gonna be good!) Pulp Tolkien |
Thanks, Sam!
I also wanted to say that the other posts have been hilarious!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
I dont enjoy typing things that LOTR characters would never say, but more what LOTR characters would never do or things that would never happen.....
*Merry and Pippin discussing last nights episode of Friends *Legolas accidently shoots Frodo when he aimed at an orc *When the Balrog approaches, Gandalf pulls out a shotgun *While running out of the gates of Moria, a large rocks falls on top of Frodo and kills him *Frodo accidently drops the ring and it cracks in half |
Pippin: "Would you guys quit goofing off?"
Gollum: "Nasssty ring! We hates it, we hates it, we hates it forever!" |
Gandalf or Aragorn: Here Pippin, come ride with me!
Gimli: Can't this horse go any faster? Merry or Pippin: Don't smoke, it's bad for you! Aragorn or Gandalf: Just burry the ring so we can all go home! Any good guy: Hi Saruman! Long time no see! [ July 16, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ] [ July 16, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ] |
*giggle giggle*
Elrond (to Arwen): Young lady, what do you think you're doing going out of the house dressed like that? Arwen: I'm 2000 years old! Get off my case! *slams door* |
Lol, Lush, that was a funny one! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Why can´t I be as funny as everyone else here...*sigh* [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
Didn't read through them all, as there are ALOT of them to read through. So, I'll just put mine down:
Oh, I could think of more, but I figure that was long enough. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] |
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