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++The Witch-King
Because if I didn't support him, I'd be betraying myself... |
A respectable effort by Maeglin, but:
Maeglin-4 WKoA -8 Next up: Watcher in the Water vs. Sauron WinW is one of those interesting, autonomous forces, some for good and others for evil, in LOTR (like ents, Shelob, and Caradhras) that give both depth and a sense of realism (think of World War II motivations and interactions of U.S. and U.K.- common goal against nazis but diametrically opposed views of British colonialism). As Aragorn observed of Caradhras: Quote:
Ages: First- a loyal lieutenant to Morgoth Second-arguably the dominant player Third-an unseen but looming (except for PJ's eyeball) presence. |
*looks over previous round*
*chuckles* It's quite clear: the male Downers are jealous of Maeglin!:D |
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Now, this is a really easy one. No contest.
The big squid-thing has to be one of the most awesome villains in the history of villainy. Such a fascinating character. So vitally important to the story– look how it changed the entire history of Middle-Earth by giving Frodo a scare and eating up Óin or Glóin or Sleepy or Happy or Grumpy or whoever it was. Not to mention the fact that it would probably make great calamari.:cool: Why Tolkien had to go and name the book after some sissy jeweller when he could have called it The Watcher in the Water or The Thing With Lots of Tentacles or simply Squid! I'll never understand. I'm sure H.P. Lovecraft would be with me on this one. Nevertheless, for some reason I feel compelled to vote ++Sauron. |
Immortal, uber-powerful Maiar and contemporary source of all evil in Middle Earth vs. squishy thing that Red Wings fans throw onto the ice?
Let me think... umm..... .... Oh, yeah. ++Sauron |
Heck, just to give it a contest.
++The Watcher in the Water After all, come on. He is cool. He eats Óin. And he would eat a few more Boromirs too, had they not been cowards and fled inside Moria. The Watcher is certainly a cute octopus. |
++Sauron
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Why not the WintW ? Just imagine the
plot twist if he had gobbled up Frodo and put on the Ring. :) (And boy, can that Ring expand)! + + Watcher in the Water Of course, if Sauron should somehow eke out a win it would set up an interesting match between the WK and his boss. |
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I agree with Lommy. There's no contest. ++Sauron |
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The Watcher in the Water?
It is mysterious, many-armed, and it doesn't need to trick a bunch of Elves, Dwarves, and Men into putting on some rings so it can try to dominate them. Then again, it does seem rather confined to...water. And Sauron is, after all, Sauron. Hmm... ++The Watcher in the Water |
*rolls eyes*
Big ugly monster, or.... Brilliant cruel evil dominant force for three ages of Middle Earth. Tough. ++Sauron |
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Sauron keeps his eye on the prize, WinW goes on to use the gold he liberated from elves and dwarves to work on financing a canal to the Encircling Sea. Next: The Black Cat (of Queen Beruthiel) vs. Ar-Pharazon Should non-cat lovers prevail the question would arise of how to dispose of the cat: Queen Beruthiel uses it to swab a deck? A fur hat for a balding dwarf? |
My daughter has a black cat (or actually, the cat allows her to feed it and deigns to be petted when and if it feels like it). But he is a cat. *shrugs*
++Ar-Pharazon. |
I had a black cat who was actually quite unusual for his kind: he knew who was boss, and he knew it wasn't him. :D
Ar-Pharazon, on the other hand, reminds me of many people I've known who think the world exists for their greater glory, and all else (greater powers included) are somehow subservient to their will. Given that, I choose ++The Black Cat of Queen Beruthiel He (or she?) was one of a kind. :) |
Yet another cat? And this time, against the man who led an armada against Valinor?
Bleah. ++Ar Pharazon |
I am not sure about this one at all. Because, there are some things which are quite interesting about Ar-P, however, I am not sure if he "deserves" to win this one. I mean: he is neither any fascinating evil character (rather a misguided fool), nor a great character with some amazing character trait (can't think of any), he was perhaps only a cool conqueror, yes, that is true. I am quite amazed by his victory over Sauron - imagine the massive army he must have had, had to be quite impressive assault - and this monument they raised in Umbar to mark his victory there. It has something quite realistic in itself - it is said that despite all the horrible deeds Ar-P has done, this victory was always held by the Dúnedain in memory as something to be really proud of in their history, and to be proud of Ar-P, that means, consequently. (I am kind of comparing inside my mind - our history/ies are full of characters of kings and leaders like this; the first I now thought of, if I imagine let's say Stalin, it was probably something very similar, he was praised for what he did in turning back the Nazis and eventually beating them on the eastern front. One cannot deny him this, whatever his other deeds were like - of course, another thing are also the uncountable dead even in the war because of the way it was fought...)
Well, seems like I made it clear for myself after all through some reflection on the course of writing this :) ++Ar-Pharazon the Golden |
I love cats. Ar-Pharazon was an egotistical fool of a Sauron-puppet who ruined it for everyone.
++The Black Cat of Queen Beruthiel |
Since this is a villain thread, and not a character appreciation thread, I would have to go with:
++Ar Pharazon I hate what he turned Numenor into because of his pride, but he is the better villain. |
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Andrew Jackson, a rather unlikable, bullyish, duel-happy person, whose chief military success (The Battle of New Orleans) was irrelevant to the "tie" result of the War of 1812, and his anti-Native American action, driving them from the South to the west was compounded by his ignoring a Supreme Court decision against it. |
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He was an irritating fool but I rather vote for him than a random cat. |
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Black Cat -2 Next: Glaurung vs. Thuringwethil While Glaurung the Deceiver is well-known, here's some info on his worthy opponent (from Tolkien Gateway): Quote:
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++Glaurung
Thuringwethil is not even intriguing in her obscurity. I mean, really, when your claim to fame is that someone else skinned you and wore you like a Halloween costume, there isn't much happening for you. |
Glaurung was the nuclear weapon of his age, whereas Thuringwethil killed or destroyed.... umm.......?
++Glaurung |
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All right, when one starts to think about it... she was Sauron's messenger, flying from Tol-in-Gaurhoth... it might have been interesting, or rather, it would have been very interesting if we could, let's say, glimpse a bit of dialogue between her and Sauron (all right, that's more than you usually get even about the Nazgul or such). Now I am sure it would be cool. But this way... really, she just fits into the row of unknown characters, or unknown female (!) characters - which is a pity, as she certainly had some potential (I am sure Tolkien would not make her any close to the "primitive stereotypical zero-personality villain" like most movie-makers or story-writers nowadays would make her: I mean, you hear "she-vampire" and you can basically guess along which lines she would be. I hope nobody will ever make the Silm a movie, otherwise I am sure they will give more place to her than in the book. Unfortunately). In any case, it's the "don't-look-to-the-eyes-of-a-stranger" guy with some primeval stage of the Voice of Saruman (hmm... great. Now it made me think about the difference between audio- and visual manipulation portrayed on these two... could almost make a good thread) who is getting my vote this time. ++Glaurung |
++Glaurung
Always been one of my favourite evil characters in the Silm (Well, always may be a bit strong, I only read the Silm something like 4 years ago). Charismatic and evil in a hardened way, but very intruiging. He also strikes me as somewhat intelligent, even though he is a little too sure of himself. |
Smaug is great and all but Glaurung's still his daddy.
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++Glaurung |
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+ + Thuringwethil P.S. Glaurung just doesn't have Smaug's sardonic sense of humor. And he can't fly! |
Wow, I thought that it would be a closer contest than this. I thought that Thuringwethil's "coolness" would certainly be a match for Glaurung's intriguingly twisted way of speaking.
++Glaurung |
Glaurung is the father of dragons, and he did some pretty darn evil things.
But I just find Thuringwethil interesting. I wish we knew more about her. A flying vampire lady. Very cool. I picture her like this when in flight or battle. And like most vampires she can take on a more human form (for disguise, and seducing the enemy). For that I picture this and this (minus the gun of course). Deadly and beautiful. I simply must answer- ++Thuringwethil |
Ick! To elvish! I think that a messenger of Morgoth would look a little more demonic than that. By the way, do we know if Thuringwethil is a girl? The name certainly sounds girly.:rolleyes:
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Evil must be attractive sometimes. Otherwise not as many people would go along with it. |
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Next: A match everyone's been waiting for! Golfimbul vs. Bill Ferny Golfimbul's clearly malevolent, invading the Shire and (granted inadvertently) being a participant in the invention of the evil game of golf (don't get me started :mad: ). Of course, if there's a hovel in The Halls of Waiting for orcs (after all, they may be of elvish origin!) the other orcs probably razz him constantly for losing a battle to hobbits. :o And Bill Ferny is obviously a sly survivor, who probably took riches earned by being a spy (for both Orthanc and Baraddur?) and helping Sharkey loot the Shire to set himself up in comfort in the Far East or South. |
++Bill Ferny
I'm not much of a fan of golf. I also enjoy Ferny's use of the mild expletive 'garn'. |
"Golf, the best way to spoil a good walk"
-Winston Churchill ++Bill Ferney for reminding me of a US Congressman. |
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I like Ferny a lot because of this double-dealing, as a traitor, I like him, in fact, far more than Gríma. Besides, I like his squint-eyed friend a lot as well. I like Golfimbul too, but here I just have to make way for Bill. (Even though he is apparently not being that nice to animals.) ++Bill Ferny |
You guys are boring. You should have let Thuringwethil (who does not look like Kate Beckinsale though! :eek: ) through and let the boring, over-appreciated nasty worm be kicked out of this competition... :p
Anyway, ++Bill Ferny because he's nice (except in the late ww game :rolleyes: ). Golfimbul, on the other hand, does not strike me as interesting or cool in any way and if he is even partly to be blamed for the invention of Golf, he deserves to be hated. |
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