Saruman: I am the Barrow Wight hiding behind the door.

Gandalf: I am the bucket of glue precariously hanging on the door so when it's opened it falls on your head.

Saruman: I am the crow who cathes the bucket of glue in the air and carry it of to Farawayistan

Gandalf: I am the Grand Pooba of Farawayistan who imposes prohibitive import duties on the bucket of glue.

Saruman: I am the smuggler who smuggles the bucket of glue into Farawayistan.

Gandalf: I am the policeman that catches the smugglers.

Saruman: I am the bribe that releases the smugglers.

Gandalf: I am the counterfeit money which was used for the bribe and negates the deal.

Saruman: I'm the idiot shop keep who took the money even though it was counterfeit thus making the bribe worhtwhile.

Gandalf: I am the thief who robs the store, taking with me the counterfeit coins.

Saruman: I am another policeman who catches the thief.

Gandalf: I am the master thief who also happens to be an escape artist, and so cannot be captured.

Saruman: I am the banana peel the thief slips on while escaping.

Gandalf: I am the decomposing beetles that turned the banana peel into dirt before the thief could slip.

Saruman: I am the rain that turns the dirt into slippery mud.

Gandalf: I am the drought that stops the rain.

Saruman: I am a cloud-seeding airplane!

Gandalf: I am the malfunctioning apparatus which activates the a chemical release inside the airplane.

Saruman: I am the professionalism of the crew!

Gandalf: Or lack thereof ;)

Saruman: I am their successful crash-landing!

Gandalf: I am the pedantic who points out that only Eagles and Fell Beasts are the only way to fly in Middle-earth, not airplanes.

Saruman: I am the Wright brothers, magically transported to Middle-earth to mass-produce their new airplane.

Gandalf: I am the Balrog who scares them off and eats all the airplanes.

Saruman: "I am the special stomach-irritating coating that the Wright brother's used on their airplanes - driving the Balrog away & bringing the brothers back."

Gandalf: I am the Special stuff that heals the stomach pains.

Saruman: I am the Bio geek who is always right and says that the special stuff catalyzes the action of digestive enzymes, which end up digesting the stomach itself. Pain galore!

(Willow, is it just me, or are you always hungry when you post in this thread? ;))

Gandalf: I am the bully that beats up the geek! :eek:

Saruman: I am the geek's older brother, who beats up the bully!

Gandalf: I am the shoddy pant support that causes the older brother to accidentally uncloak before the attack thus it never happened.

Saruman: I am the shoddy pant support that causes the bully to accidentally uncloak before his attack, thus it never happened.

Gandalf: I am the competition of the shoddy pant support maker, who puts out a better product and them out of business.

Saruman: I am the overzealous government, who steps in to keep the competition from monopolizing the pant support market.

Gandalf: "I am the ACLU (American Civil "Liberties" Union) or another country's equivalent of it, & I levy a massive lawsuit against the overzealous government on the grounds that the older brother & bully should both be able to purchase shoddy products and thus uncloak if they want to."

Saruman: I am the nitpick who points out that pants and cloaks are not even the same thing. :p

Gandalf: I am the maker of the new Pant-o-Cloak, the marvelous new legwear that doubles as a cloak!

Saruman: I am the unexplained fire that burns them all at the factory.

Gandalf: I am the fire insurance that pays for the damages!

Saruman: "I am the underpaid workers that go on strike, refusing to remake the product."

Gandalf: I am the scabs you get the factory back on it's feet!