G is for Gil Galad who was tickled to death by by Eddie Izzard.

H is for Heren-Isatarian destroyed by Eru's word
:eek: running out of rhymes

I is for Inzil who was bloodly scissored.........bahaha

J is for JennyHallu who was killed by the delights of Eru


Lol sorry my first time:p

K is for Kitanna who was boiled in Mulligans stew.

L is for Lari who drowned in morning dew, who knew?:p

M is for Morsul, who was manhandled, mauled, (molested?:eek:) and more or less maliciously murdered by Melkor/Morgoth/etc. Meh. (Take that! ;))


ETA: I love Saucie's for Gil, by the way. :)

N is for Nerwen whined to death by a jew

*It's a joke if you're offended...too bad:p

O is for Oliphaunts_Rule who deemed himself sacrosanct but was trampled by an elephant

P is for Petty Dwarf defeated in a duel by Ulysses S. Grant

Q is for QuickSlash, decapitated in a car crash

R is for Radagastly overdrank at a bash

S is for Sauron the White, blown to pieces by the dude who dresses like a woman in M.A.S.H.

T is for TwelveMile crushed by a pile of cash

V is for Volo, stabbed by the G'n'R guitarist Slash

W is for Wilwa who wished to see a Balrog. Her wish came true.

X is for XPhial who succumbed to Fell Beast flu.

Y is for Yavanna who messed with the Morgoth's hair-do

Z is for Zoe who, travelling First Class by Gandalf Air*, was pampered to death by air crew.

* The only way to fly, you fools.

A is for Abrakhaphur is so scared, had a heart attack when someone shouted Boo!:eek:

Starting all over again...
 

A is for A Little Green who fell into a manhole in Aberdeen

beat my to it Morsul.

Well, B is for Beregond who had a dodgy curry in Vindaloo

C is for Coral.. I Thought she flew?

D is for Davem who overindulged sniffing glue

E is for Eonwe jumped into a lion pit, well what are you going to do?

F is for Fëanor of the Peredhil, incinerated by Smaug's lesser known nephew

G is for gandalf22111 hi over the back with a pool cue

H is for Hakon, buried alive in dog's poo

I is for Ikaros taken down in a Canadian coup

J is for JennyHallu trampled by a giant JennyHallu

K is for Kent2010 who as it turned out we already knew

L is for Lari who drowned in the loo

M is for Morsul strangled myself after getting stuck behind a Bean filled Gimli, PEEEYUU!

N is for Nerwen, pounded to a pulp by a drunk, boxing kangaroo, but what finished her off was hearing the didgeridoo

O is for OelteA posted once then was squashed by a Troll's Frying Pan or two

P is for Piosenniel who fell down a well.

Q is for Quempel who was looked up for treason and eventually died in his cell