Beruthiel: I secretly learned the language of cats--basically because I had no one else to talk to. :(

Eol: Were there no decent orthopedics in Doriath or Beleriand?

Eol: Yes, but they were all on strike at the time.

Morgoth: Which did you like better, Angband or Utumno?

Morgoth:Angmar,for sure.Better landscape,no view,no living good neighbors... Ah,home,sweet home....


Balrong:Is Zirak-zigil a good place to-em-rest forever?

Balrog: *resting*

Ulmo: Erm, do you have legs?

Ulmo: Yes. They're just underwater most of the time, so no one ever notices.

Aegnor: What was the real reason you left Andreth?

Aegnor:Humididty.You can't preserve a propoer hair straightening more than 2 hours.


Mandos,isn't so many people at home a bit agoraphobic?

Mandos: After a couple o' centuries, you'll get used to it.

Eowyn: How did you feel when Theodred and Eomer wouldn't let you play with them?

Eowyn: Really relieved. Do you realize how bad they smell after wearing all that armor all day?

Tulkas: Why /did/ you come to Arda?

Tulkas:You know..All these pusssies around me singing...Hey ,dude,I want some action!


Sauron:Don't you think that silver dome in Armenelos was a bit kitch?

How dare you!
 

Sauron: You dare ask me such a question?:mad: Just because you're online and think that you have superior technology doesn't mean that I won't find out who you are!:)

Varda: Why didn't you make any constellations in the shape of cuddly, peaceful things, like a cat or a rabbit? They're nice.

Varda: But I couldn't bribe anyone by naming it after them. Bunnies just aren't that impressive. My plans for world domination would be ruined! ... I mean, I'm allergic.

Manwe: ... just how long did you know Varda before you married her?

Manwe: That's an easy one....wait....I'm MARRIED!?!? :eek:

Yavanna: What compelled you to create walking, talking trees?

Yavanna: Well, it sort of helped that somebody decided to create something that killed my trees. Anyway, why not?

Eru Illuvatar: What gave you the idea to create. . . creation?

Iluvatar: Well, I saw the most amazing movie once...

Luthien: Do girls in Doriath never take Self-Defense classes?

Pharazon, why did you usurp the throne from thy WIFE?

Pharazon, why:( did you usurp the throne from thy wife?

Luthien: well, it's a given that all our possible enemies are asleep by the time they get close enough.

Nienna: do you have any time to laugh?

Nienna: Not really seeing as I have this....and that.....and.....and...the....other....thing....ST OP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!!


Rosie: Do Hobbit women shave their feet?

Absolutely not! Foot-hair is a sign of a sturdy hobbit woman. No respectable hobbit lady would shave!

Beleg: Why were you friends with such a person as Turin? He killed you! *Sniff*

He killed me? REALLY?! Wonderful! I've always wanted to join the Barrow Downs!!!

Elrond: how does it feel to look up in the sky and see your dad there?

WHAT!?!? I thought I told him to stop taking flying lessons from a catapult!!!

Gandalf: Why fireworks?

I am not a big fan of water fountains, whatever Elrond might say.

Galadriel: Why in Middle Earth did you decide to marry that stupid dunce Celeborn?

.......Because he was pretty.......

Thorin: Why 13?

I was 13 when I found out I was a Dwarf. Since I went with Dwarves on a mission to avenge other Dwarves and conquer the right home of Dwarves, I thought that 13 Dwarves is the Dwarvishly perfect Dwarvish number. 13 of us, 13 Dwarves, set out on the dangerous Dwarf mission on Dwarf business. It's a shame Gandalf made that fat lump Bilbo come along; it ruined all my plan. Well, what can a Dwarf expect of a wizard who isn't a Dwarvishly Dwarfy Dwarf?

Smaug: what colour are your wings and why?