Fortunatly, Arwen was throw off the island, so there was no problem

Unfourtunately, Legolas was to two days after and she started cheating on Aragorn with him.

Fortunately Aragorn managed to kill Sauron while Sauron was torturing the Mouth of Sauron because the Mouth of Sauron's propaganda broadcasts were unspeakably boring.

Unfourtunately, this new feat of Arargorn's still didn't impress Arwen and she continued to cheat on him.

Fortunatly, Faramir tooks Boromir's place for the fellowship of the ring, and because of this, Aragorn could marry Eowyn

Unfourtunately, Eowyn was to busy tending to an 80 year old man and had no time to get married.

Fortunately Eowyn found a nurse for Theoden and was given permission to marry Aragorn.

Unfourtunately, she fell for Boromir instead, only because he's the Disco King.

Fortunately, Aragorn secretly broke Boromir's legs and won the disco championship.

Unfourtunately, he got found out and he lost the championship to.... GANDALF!!! (He uncloaked himself)

Fortunately, Gandalf was then disqualified and in the confusion, Aragorn made off with the trophy.

Unfourtunately, Faramir took the place of Gandalf and Boromir and took the trophy instead.

Fortunatly, by this point, Eowyn had already eloped with Gimli

Unfourtunately, it wasn't legal because there was no minister there to make it legal.

Fortunatly, according to Dwarvish law, if there are more than two kegs of ale at the wedding, it's official, so they were in fact married

Unfourtunately, Gimli got drunk and ran into the mysterious forest of doom, never to return.

Fourtunately, Legolas just happened to wander into that forest and he found Gimli and they were seen again.

Unfourtunately, he found Gimli dead.

Fourtunately, Aulë came along and brought him back from the dead.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . undead Gimli needed a hair and beard transplant.

Fourtunately, undead Gimli liked his new look and decided to keep it.

Unfortunatly, everyone else said he was ugly on the inside as well as the outside. Gimli Wept

Fourtunately, his weeping brought Galadriel to him and she gave him a makeover.

Unfortunately, his weeping also brought Orcs!

Fortunately, the Orcs weren't there to fight. They just wanted a Galadriel salon makeover too.

Unfortunately, she refused and they decided to fight to the death!

Fourtunately, Galadriel is Stonger than any of us think. ;)

Unfortunatly, I don't think. Therefore, she was not...um....Turgon?

Fourtunately, today, you decided to use your thinker and you thought about it and agreed that Galdriel is stonger than the Orcs.

Unfortunately today is not that day

Fourtunately, we went into a time warp and ended up in the day where it was that day.

Unfortunatly, I was also thinking about having fun, so I put on my Balrog Mask, and rampaged through Lothlorien, burning as I go :smokin:

Fourtunately, Galadriel stopped the burning before it could get very far and out of control.

Unfortunately the Balrog turned towards Minas Tirith. His goal was to kill Denethor or die trying. :D

Fortunately, the Balrog slipped on a banana peel, landed in a pool of water, and had his flames extinguished.

Unfourtunately, the balrog was Johnny the Stinky Balrog and even though his fire was quenched, his stink wasn't and he knocked everyone out with his putrid smell.

Fortunately a contingent of archers killed Johnny the Stinky Balrog. For good.

Unfortunately, while everyone was battling the Stinky Balrog, Sauron found the Ring. :eek:

Fourtunately, Sauron was actually Frodo in disguise!!!

Unfortunatly, Sam, in confusion, killed them both! (except for Sauron, who someone escaped...Maybe he had waynethegoblin protecting him)