Fourtunatetly, it took more than that to take down a bear, as Menel should no doubtly know.

Unfortunately after 1,000,000,000,000,000 lynchings Glirdan wasn't quite as spunky.

Fourtunately, Glirdan's ego was just a little smaller than the phantom's and he was still spunky.

Unfortunately the Elf-warrior somehow managed to survive. ;)

Fourtunately, so did Menel and Elf-Warrior and Glirdy decided to team up against Menel and make him pay for saying that we could be so easily killed.

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Unfortunatly, Tom Bombabil lost his boots :(

Fourtunately, this had nothing to do with the argument going on between Elf-Warrior and Glirdy.

Unfortunately, a boot-less Bombadill means that all other arguments are put on hold until the boots are found. Because, at midnight, a bootless Bombadill turns into a black hole!

Fortunately, the boots were spotted under a pile of moldy lettuce at 11:59 PM.

Unfourtunately, he didn't put them on until 12:01 and he turned into a blackhole anyway.

Fortunately, Captain Kirk was still in orbit. He had Scotty beam the boots aboard just as the transformation was taking place, did a slingshot around the sun, and time-warped back to a point before Tom became a black hole to deliver the boots.

Unfourtunately, something went worng with the ship and they were stuck in the time warp and thus not being able to deliver the boots.

Fortunately, the crew grew tired of hearing Spock sing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" while they were trapped in the time loop, so Scotty the brilliant engineer repaired the ship and brought them to their destination safely.

Unfourtunately, they ended up in the wrong time era.

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Fortunately, they arrived 3 months before Sauron forged the One Ring, giving them a chance to alter history.

Unfortunately, that meant that the story of the Lord of the Rings didn't happen so the Barrow Downs never excisted. :eek:

Fourtnately, someone decided to write LotR and the Barrow Down's came out a few years after the release of the first book.

Unfortunately, The Lord of the Rings was now different and included the sentence, "Balrogs defiantly do not have no none wings... perhaps" and no one took it seriously.

Fortunatly, Tolkien had a sense of humor, and put "just kidding" right after it :D

Unfourtunately, Tolkien wasn't the author and any book with his name in it was automatically suspected be a fraud book.

Fortunately, the fraud book was written in a parallel universe. Which meant that in the universe this story started in, Captain Kirk and company were still searching for Sauron and trying to find a way to keep the Downs from vanishing in a temporal paradox.

Unfortunatly, the eagles were still attacking the enterprize

Fortunately, they could not breath in space.

Unfortunately, they were wearing space suits.

Fortunately the Eagles were attacked by a group of Trekkies who weren't about to see the Enterprise get destroyed.

Unfortunately, the treckies only had replica space suites that did not work.

Fortunately the nerds among them quickly invented the appropriate breathing apparatus.

Unfortunately, this thread was rapidly becoming non-Tolkien related, so the admins made the Enterprise disintegrate.

Fortunately, there were some helpful Hobbits around to do a bit of Ring destroying.

Unfourtunately, those Hobbits weren't so helpful because it was Lotho, Lobelia and Gollum.

Fortunatly, they got fake rings, and Sam had the real ring

Unfortunatly, Frodo wanted the Ring back, badly.

Fourtunately, Sam actually didn't have the Ring. Gandalf did.

Unfortunatly, through him, the ring wielded an evil power greater than Eru could imagine (or sing, if you will)

Fortunatly, Gandalf resisted and handed the Ring to Merry.

Unfourtunately, Merry was actually Tom Bombadil in disguise!!!! :eek:

Fortunatly, Tom Bombadil is the Master, and the Ring holds no sway over him.

Unfortunately, that was because he was actually Sauron.

Fortunatly, Aragorn got him with Andrul.

Unfourtunately, no he didn't because he was to busy yelling at Arwen when he found out that she was cheating on him with Haldir and Theoden.