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Aragorn: It's mine to give to whom I choose, Frodo. Like my heart.

Arwen finds out Aragorn gave Frodo her pendant, and sets out on a quest. A quest to murder.

Wow! I just noticed in that picture, it looks like Frodo has only one leg!

Aragorn: I vowed to protect your leg, Frodo. But I failed.

Aragorn: Frod, may I call you Frod? Frod, we've traveled together for quite a while now, and I've, well, I've grown quite fond of you. I wanted to know, well, I'm asking, Frod, will you marry me?

Frodo: Why do you keep calling me Frod?

Aragorn: Sweethearts always give each other nicknames!

Frodo: Okay, Aragorn, you're really freaking me out! One too many hits with the Orc blades.

Oh! I have another one!

Frodo: Aragorn, you said you'd explain the birds and the bees to me.

Aragorn: Okay, Frodo. When two people love each other a whole lot...

continuing with that idea...

Aragorn: ...And that's how little Hobbits are made.

Frodo: So where did the birds and the bees come in?

Aragorn: (Hitting chest with fists) "Aragorn!"
(Frodo just stares. Aragorn does the action again. Frodo raises an eyebrow. Aragorn does it AGAIN and his eyes begin to water.)
Aragorn: (teary-eyed) "Ah-ra-gorn."
Frodo: "What's wrong?"
Aragorn: "I think I just broke my sternum."

Aragorn:Frodo I never realized this till now, but I am a love little hobbits. They are so cute. They are like pocket sized people. Hey speaking of which pocket sized, can you really fit into my pocket? You could be like my dog or something.

Frodo: Hey Aragorn these staring contests are fun!

Aragorn: I'm sorry Frodo. I swore to protect you and I can't even protect you against myself and I don't know what I'm going to do and I'm so sorry! *starts to cry*
Frodo: Jeez, man! What is wrong with you? You haven't done anything to me...yet, but still. Aw, come on man! Suck it up!!!! *walks off and leaves Aragorn sobbing*

Aragorn: Okay, here goes. When I open my shirt, look at this tattoo and tell me honestly, Frodo--did that guy spell Arwen's name right? YES OR NO?

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For Aragorn and Frodo One:

Aragorn: Check out THESE muscles - thats why I go out with elves.

Frodo: *Stands without comment, unimpressed.*

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Now look what you made me do to my favorite carrot!

Merry:Now I'm sure THAT wasn't there when I got dressed this morning...

That wasn't meant to be read in a dodgy way, by the way...

Even Merry is surprised at his own power when he breaks the carrot with his mind.

These magnets are soooo cool! They actually stick together!

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Thats a good one! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Pippin: You broke a carrot? Big deal! I fell on the Twinkies and squished them! (bursts into tears)

Sam: If I'd known you were carrying Twinkies, I would have been more careful.

Merry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Frodo: You think youve got problems? Ive got a potato up my a$$!!

Ok....no IDEA where that came from...there is a Mary Sue in me, fighting to escape...**shudders**

OR...

Pippin: Hey! I was going to use that as bait..
Merry: For what?
Pippin: Potatoes of course...

o.0

Oh, I have to ask, what the heck is a Mary Sue?!

Heh, that one about potatoes was kinda funny [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Himaran

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Well that's the last time we take an undersea tour without a snorkel!

For the one with Merry and the carrot
MERRY THE STRONG!!!!!!

"Don't worry," you said. "It'll definately support our weight," you said. You moron!!

Erm, what's a twinkie?

Anyway, for the new picture:
Bloke 1 (the one we can actually see): We must look sad and kingly.
Bloke 2: I'd like to see you try to look kingly with some pondweed hanging off your nose.

The results of the sad story of when their water bed burst.

I believe a Mary Sue is a girl who's just sickly sweet and has a unique feature that makes her stand out from everyone else. She's like a "perfect" girl.

They always told me when you meditate you feel like you're sinking into deep water...but no, I wouldn't listen, no.... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

In TFOTR when the ringwraiths try to take the ring the first time, when they stab Frodo.

Aragorn catches the ringwraith on fir, the other ringwraiths yell "Stop, Drop, and Roll ted!" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Dead Man 1: "I... have... to... sneeze...."

Just a piece of almost random information: remember that council of Elrond with the Elf who is sitting up very straight at Legolas' side? 2 things. a. Here is another photo of him.
b. He is supposed to be Galdor, the Elf from the Havens. Certainly not how I imagined him!

a Mary Sue is the character you get in cheesy fanfictions, who somehow end up in M.E or similar, and of course, are vaugley elvish or hobbitish, and usualy end up screwing a character...usually Legolas....**shudders** KILL MARY SUES!! **cough** Yes, back to the captions...

First guy: I thought these pond baths were meant to be good for our complexions?


Second Dead Dude: I think the whole soaked pondweed ridden phantom look is in right now, dont you?
Foreground Dead Dude: Yeah, specially that weed moustache...

Ahh, thank you all for the clarification. I needed that.

GaladrieloftheOlden, I never realized Galdor was such a dork...according to the movies!

I'm confused, One Axe to Rule them All, what does your joke have to do with the picture?


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Shadowfax singing in a deep baritone voice: Whose the best looking horse in the wooorrldd? It's me! It's me!

My guess was that a Mary-Sue was a breed of Rabid Fangirl. Ah I guess not.

Shadowfax: Hey, Gandalf guess what?...PSYCH PSYCH PSYCH!!!

Yeah, my poor attempt. It's early, man. I need coffee.

That is kinda right though, Horse-Maiden. Mary Sues are usually created by the Nazgirls (aka Rabid Fangirls) with story ideas that are as follows: "Oh, I wish I could go with the Fellowship! And this is what I'd do if I could!" They are very sickening. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

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Shadowfax: The hills are alive with the sound of music!

okay, yeah, bad; gimme a break, it's early!

Shadowfax: *as though in a dream* You shall praise me! I am beautiful!
Gandalf: *cough* and overweight *cough cough*
*dreamy effects end*
Shadowfax: Huh! Look who's talking! You nearly broke my back!

(Heavenly choir music as Shadowfax comes galloping towards them. Suddenly, it ends with a record-scratching effect as Legolas unleashes an arrow, killing Shadowfax dead. Everyone turns to stare at him like he just went insane.)

Legolas: "Well, hey, sorry! I thought this was the part... y'know, with the paintings and the horse... Phantom Ganon!"

(Everyone groans and Gandalf snatches up Legolas' pack, pulling out a copy of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.)

Gandalf: "No more Nintendo64 for you!"

(For my fellow OoT fans. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img])

Don't you just get the pic in your head of a big field full of poppies, that romantic music playing...fuzzy edges on the screen gandalf running towards shadowfax, arms outstretched....*sigh* young love....

ok, or not.... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

btw....RATE ME!!!!!

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Arwen_Evenstar - your rate option thingie is not on, or else my computer is crazy. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Legolas: Now isn't that the most B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L horse you've ever seen!

Gandalf: Now would you PLEASE STOP making fun of my mother-in-law?!

Yikes. I just know I have a Mary-Sue inside of me fighting like a Rabid Fangirl to get out.
Scary stuff.

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's--oh, gross! It was a bird!

You're too much, Horse-Maiden. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

"Well, I didn't think he'd jump that high. Come back down, Strider!"