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LOOK I have horse teeth and a long face. Am I not handsome? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Hell no! Not in that picture! In others, though....mm...*THWAP*
SQUIRRELS! |
Stole mine, Horse-Maiden (and my gushing over Faramir too... "tricksy, thieving, false!")
Tarzamir: "AAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAWA-AAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAWA-AAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa!" Ranger: "Not so friggin' loud! 'For Gondor!' would've sufficed!" |
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Maybe if I hold this pose long enough they will think I am having deep, philosophical thoughts. I just hope they don't ask any questions. |
OH, wait for the Faramir one:
NAZGUL!!! Oh, wait, that's what he really said! *walks off sheepishly* |
Gimli:I never need a shawl, it only get's tangled in my beard.
Sorry I know its lame but I couldn't help myself! |
I think Ninecompanions is having technical difficulties. None of their pictures are showing up, and I can't access the site!
Oh well... http://www.geocities.com/lotrspoofs/...phorselove.jpg Brego: Hhheeyyy, Mister! Get a move on! |
Aragorn: Hey old friend, (bursts into song)"Lean on me, when you're not strong, I'll be your friend, I'll help you, carry on..."
Horse:Um, actually you just had a tasty bit of hay hanging from your cloak... Sorry, that was another one of those that sounded much funnier in my head...! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
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"Viggo Mortensen: photographer, poet and... Kleenex?" |
This is early, but I'll be away for the next few days and I couldn't resist it, feel free to scream at me.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler..._amonhen_1.JPG Legolas: All right! No need to shove, there are enough orcs for both of us! Aragorn: Actually I was more worried about the fangirls coming up behind me... RUN! [ March 28, 2003: Message edited by: Galenfea of Mirkwood. ] |
Legolas: (takes a whiff of Aragorn and shudders) You know Aragorn, it wouldn't hurt you to take a bath every now and then.
Aragorn: (horrified) WHAT?! Me take a bath?! No! You can't make me! [ March 28, 2003: Message edited by: Firondoiel ] |
Aragorn suddenly realizes that it isn't Legolas who's giving off that stench, and fails when he attempts to remember when exactly the last time he washed up was... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Leggy: you know, aragorn, arwen is good at kissing
Aragorn: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT! |
Legolas: Why did I go on this stupid journey, it's not like Middle Earth needs to be saved or anything like that, I feel a tangle coming on...
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Blond guy: Let's see whether I can be Legolas!
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Blond guy: Gee, I wish I could have that nice, clean white horse. Oh well.
Lady: Gee, I wish I could have that great big horse over there, I bet I could even beat Eomer if I had one like that! Guy in mail headgear: Arg! Calm down you stupid horse! Grunt. Sorry. |
For the Faramir one:
Faramir: "AAAAAAAACHOOOO!" Not great, but w/e. [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] |
Horse: Now this is how you do the hokey-pokey...
Lma [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
For Legolas and Aragorn:
(The Fellowship attempts to be stealthy through the forest. Everyone is tense. Then, suddenly...) Legolas: "AAAAAAR-SNOOO!" Aragorn: "AAAAAAAAH! We're under ATTACK! DRAW YOUR WEAPONS! ELENDIL!" Boromir: "Valar! Calm down, you stupid Ranger! The Elf just sneezed!" Legolas: "Sorry... hay fever." For the horse picture (which has me extremely curious and suddenly wanting to see RotK): Faramir wanted to test her when Éowyn said wild horses couldn't drag her from his side.... |
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That picture I posted doesn't seem to be getting much interest, so I'll post another one. http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...elmsdeep_1.jpg Elf 1 (the one in front): Oh, no. Legolas is being mauled by fangirls. Again! Elf 2 (behind Elf 1): Serves him right! I told him to camouflage and blend in like us, but no, he just has to look pretty. That arrogant son of a... |
Elf 1: Uh! Haldir always gets to make the entrance. Nobody ever looks at us!
Elf 2: Yeah, that's not fair. Hey look there's Legolas! Elf 1: Yep, good ole Legolas. Hey, whose that other dirty-looking dude. Do we know him? Elf 2: Hmm, don't think so...wait did he...did he just hug him?! Elf 1: Oh my gosh! He just freakin hugged him! |
The look of the Elves just before Gimli decided to play "Domino Elves!" at Helm's Deep.
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Elf 1: Oooh, he's gonna pay for that hug!
Elf 2: Yeah, remember what happened to me when I tried that? *utter, complete silence* |
Lady Iverin: Heh, I like yours!
Elf one: I don't even know why we're here, what have they ever done for us? Elf two" Well, there was that whole uprising agaisnt the dark lord thing way back when. Elf one: Oooooh, that was them... *****in'. Please tell me that was funny. Pleeease? |
Whoops, censor. All it said was that synonym for female dog you know the one, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
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Hey, thanks Stybba! It looks like other people did too. Let's see if I can do another one. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
Elf 1: Um, why is there a dwarf here? Hello? I mean why are we here if a dwarf is here? Elf 2: Um, yeah. We don't like dwarves, right? Elf 1: Man, Haldir's cracked. I'm leaving this dump. Elf 2: Me too. I ain't fightin with no dwarf. Other elves murmur their agreement. |
Elf: I'm getting this strange feeling that we aren't here for a party, as Haldir promised. Nobody looks drunk...
Aragorn (running by): Oh, what a beautiful mornin'! Oh what a beautiful day! I've got this beautiful feeling, that everything's going my way! Elf: Let me restate that... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] |
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Grima: You take that back! Theoden is not a dirty, stinky old man. Theoden: *wheeze* Grima, my diaper, please. Grima: Uhhhhhhhhh.......ewwwwwwwww [ March 31, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ] |
Grima: Holy mother of pearl! What is Eomer doing trying to climb the walls?!
Theoden: Oh, don't worry about him. He always does that when it's raining out, he doesn't really have any other way to get his "activeness" out other than being a blasted little Rider of Rohan. |
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Those nasty orcs have interrupted our romance, Pippin! Yah, Merry! Let's go teach those fellas a lesson! |
Merry: I don't like what those orcs are doing.
Pippin: Neither do I. Quick! Freeze them with your ultra-blue eyes! |
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"I'm not really angry, I just want to show my ear off to the camera!"
could you calm down on the picture posting for a bit Kittiewhirl? Some people actually have lives (unlike myself) and aren't online at the moment, rendering them unable to post their own captions. [ March 31, 2003: Message edited by: dragoneyes ] |
Stop making fun of me! Its not my fault I like to keep clean, unlike Aragorn!
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Yes, kittiewhirl1677, you should allow for at least 4 replies before posting another picture. And WELCOME! to the downs! Post well.
Legolas: Who just shouted that I have no fan girls?! You will die! |
Legolas: You...you don't like my outfit?! I worked for a whole week on this so it would look perfect. And, you don't like it?! I mean, look at my hair and my shoes and my clothes and I just bought this from the Middle Earth Designer Store!!!! I look good!!!!!!
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Legolas: "Arg! What is that SMELL?" Must have been the dwarf.
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Legolas: I don't want to talk to you any-a-more! You bunch of idiotic, prissy little Gondorian... knnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-niggets! I blow my nose at-a you; I break wind in your general direction! Now go ay-way or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
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NOTE- This is for the Aragorn/Legolas picture at the top of the screen. I know, I know, that picture appeared a long time ago, but I just saw it for the first time today and this scene popped into my head. I hope it's as funny to you as it is to me. Or at least it was funny at the time. Y'know how that goes...
"Aragorn realizes only too late that he forgot to put on pants that morning before heading out to battle." It was funny at the time. MAEG V.P. of the Foundation for Nearsighted Elves. "Helping visually-challenged elves for over three ages." |
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