"Bro, do you even lift?"

"She was all like 'jerk' and I was all like 'whhhhhaaat?'"

Or

Legolas: No seriously, it was this big

- They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
- Gawd, can you stop that?
*shrug* - Not my faut!


Every time I look at this picture, I just laugh. It's so good it doesn't even need a caption. :D

EDIT: another one -

"Spiderman!"

EDIT2: yet another one:

You know how embarassing it is when someone from the next stall just starts talking to you? Well try doing it without the stall!

*goes to hide under a pillow before any greater craziness starts leaking out*

You can't, just, like, walk into Mordor, right?

In a childish moment, Elves use their secret sign language to express their real feelings for Thorin's group.

Growing ever frustrated by the elven/dwarven bickering, Gandalf makes an example of Legolas by employing his famous 'T-Rex arms' spell.

Certainly seems to have worked, as everyone else is now listening quietly...

The elves of Mirkwood were social outcasts, mostly due to excessive use of velour.

(Off Screen) Boromir: One does not simply jump movies

Leggy: Meh, I did.

Legolas was the only one at the Council of Elrond who thought it was an appropriate time for locker-room talk.

or

Orlando Bloom went on to star in the LotR spin-off movies "Weekend at Legolas's" and "Weekend at Legolas's 2"

Legolas switches the channel with an invisible remote.

http://tolkien.cro.net/pictures/ikordej/hobbit.jpg

Armour shortages resulted in Thorin and Co. making do with ladies' styles.

Gimli pays homage to 1980's Madonna.

Or Arwen the Warrior Princess. ;)

Beorn is very surprised when he is visited by a hobbit, a half-headed Dwarf, a beheaded wizard, and phantom music player.

Bilbo shows the effects of a hobbit's over-fondness for mushrooms.

lots of halfsies...
 

Galadriel did warn us the Quest would claim many of our fingers...

It was so seldom that Gimli encountered people shorter than him self, that he could not resist the urge to lean on Frodo.

or

The scene moments prior to Frodo loosing it, and beating a faceless troubadour to within an inch of his life.

or

"...He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Frodo..."

Lute playing always got Frodo teary-eyed.

http://comicsworthreading.com/wp-con...10/03/LOTR.jpg

To throw Gandalf off balance for once, Frodo pops the question.

"No no, I couldn't eat another bite!"

"Before we go into battle there's one last thing I need to attach. This ring to your finger."

Sorry, Legend of Korra reference. :p

"Hungry, Gandalf? Have a Cheerio!"

Omg, no one tell Tolkien we're in a Disney movie!

Gandalf demonstrates his arcane mastery of shadow-puppetry.

Bilbo thought the dwarves weren't properly dressed, so he decided to send in a new picture...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/66e4f0c02...se2ro1_500.jpg

'Many are my names in many countries, but here I am "North Face"'.

Thorin: That coat sure looks poofy. I bet if I hit you you wouldn't feel it at all.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: STOP IT

Or...

Thorin: That coat sure looks warm.
Gandalf: Only the finest eagle feathers!

Or...

Thorin: You could have waited until the eagles took us the rest of the way there to make that coat, you know.
Gandalf: Oh, don't look so....DOWN. O-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Thorin: *puft*

Featuring: the Forochel Gold Rush

Thorin: Am I taller or are you shorter?

Gandalf is slowly being devoured from below by the carnivorous grass.

Brought to my mind a combined idea:

"Hey Gandalf, can I borrow your pipe? Then people could call us Smoke and Shorty, ho ho!"

(Sorry, G55, couldn't resist ;) )

Hay, what do you think primed my idea? ;) :p

Thorin: "I think Bombur's rubber raft is losing air."
Gandalf: "That's my cloak he's rowing, I'm wearing the raft."

For the protection of all, a second cloak was provided Gandalf to help avoid any unpleasant uncloaking business.

It took all his willpower not to stare, but Thorin was shocked to learn that Gandalf was made of granite from the waist down.

Gandalf: Looks like someone has been in the Ent-draught.

"Sorry, Thorin, I don't care how much you 'rock'. Your decision to cut off your beard means you aren't suitable for my ZZ Top tribute band."

Gandalf: ...so as we walking along, I thought this would be the perfect place to settle down. I can already see how everything is going to look: in front there will be a little garden -

Thorin: Uhh, Gandalf?

Gandalf: And over here I'll plant some vegetables to see us through the winter. Potatoes would be good, I hear they go well with the fish we can get from those mountain creeks -

Thorin: Gandalf.

Gandalf: Carrots would do nicely, and over here will be the tomato patch -

Thorin: Gandalf. You're not settling down here. We still have a quest.

Gandalf: What quest? If we don't start working on it now, we might lose all the crop!

Thorin: *Eru save us*

Thorin was starting to doubt he would ever find the mountain.

I am allergic to fleece, Thorin, hence the down.

"Umm, what's he up to?"

https://secure.static.tumblr.com/c94...o08_640_v2.gif

"I'll overlook your uncloaking, Gandalf, if you turn Tauriel and the Dwarf into hermit crabs".