See all those stone columns with the faces carved into them? Yeah? Well, in another few seconds Gandalf will swell their number.

As Gandalf left Orthanc, he couldn't help but appreciate the fact that Saruman was right: His new beard-sleeking potion DID work wonders.

Gandalf had committed the perfect crime, nobody would ever find out what had happened to his two victims. Or rather they wouldn't have, if he hadn't decided to keep one of their hats as a souvenir.

Gandalf had many talents but no aptitude for glass blowing...

Gandalf returns triumphantly from his conquest of robbing an Anime of its gravity-defying clothes.

When "Open, sesame!" does not yield the desired results, wizards use the Word of Command...

Saruman's brilliant idea to disguise himself as a Pukel-man worked...for now.

You knew this was coming...
 

Gandalf has seen the Balrog uncloak.

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Gandalf braves the dangers of the way to Sleeping Beauty's castle, but finds an angry dragon in her stead.

Okay, for those who don't understand, Benedict Comberbatch is the voice of Smaug, and plays BBC's Sherlock Holmes. Martin Freeman is Bilbo Baggins, and is BBC's John Watson.

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Holmes took this as a sure sign he needed to further dilute his usual seven-per-cent solution.

Watson (in response): good luck finding anything among these heaps of gold!

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By the size and shape of the bare spot on the floor with no gold (or other objects) on it, Holmes deduces that the dragon must have left the room.

As annoying as John Watson sometimes was to the genius, Sherlock forced himself to resist the urge to burn his only friend with his newfound firebreath

Holmes: Did you notice, Watson, that you have just accidentally stepped on a piece of Dragon gum?

Watson: Ha! Here your flawless method finally fails you, Holmes! I stepped on the Dragon gum on purpose!

Doctor, I don't care how old you are. The Tardis has
really gone to hell. It really needs a makeover.

Dinner in Rohan sometimes called for extreme patience along with a supply of birdseed.

Or

"Wait'll that Arwen chick gets a load of me!"

Run! It's Tauriel!!!

Eowyn poses for the "Ladies of Middle Earth" calender.

Sword in hand, Eowyn was going to make sure that those pesky birds would never again attempt to make her a dress.

As Aragorn is more and more late for their date, Eowyn gets more tired of posing that way for his arrival...

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Eowyn had learned at a very young age, that a sword stuck in the floor, could be easily disguised by an epic pose.

"What was Wormtongue laughing about when he said 'None shall pass'?"

O Aragorn, Aragorn, wherefore art thou Aragorn?

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Eowyn makes a classic blunder (notable others being to start a land war in Asia and to go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line) by not paying attention to bird bombardment directly above her.

Disney's messenger birds just notified Eowyn, that she will not qualify as a Disney princess.

Directing the full force of the jinx at Wormtongue, Eowyn coldly uttered: "Oppugno."

Eowyn holds her sword as she waits for the beautician to come and cut off her ridiculous braids, despite Theoden's protests that she was overreacting.

"Aragorn said I should 'wait here for the present', and he still hasn't come back with a gift for me!"

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"Those girls will never get in our clubhouse!"

"Meriadoc, there are ways of playing wizard chess without wrecking the board!"

Aragorn: One day lad, all this will be yours
Merry: What? The horses?
Aragorn: No not the horses lad. *smack*
Merry: But mother...

Aragorn shows kingly ingenuity by putting the deceased Ents to good use.

"Everything the light touches shall one day be yours, young Merry."

"and over there shall be our patio"

They gave a war and nobody showed up.

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Wormtongue's latest stalling tactic had Théoden declaring today 'The First Annual Edoras Prom'.

Gandalf got a tiny bit sarcastic when told he could not bring arms into the Hall.

Or...

A moment later, the most poorly coordinated version of Thriller in the history of Middle-earth was performed.

Gandalf had to try very hard to keep Legolas from bursting into "I'm A Little Tea Pot".

The Elven King wanted to strengthen the bonds between Mirkwood and the White Council.

The others walked away in a brisk pace, as Aragorn's loud diarreah farts were quickly gathering attention.

or...

Merry and Pippin did remarkably well, considering that their only props were a crude mask, an old blanket, and of course their uncanny ability to balance on each others shoulders.

"See, Théoden? There is a snake! Legolas Greenleaf! What have you been doing, eavesdropping?"

OR

Thus beheld Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Éowyn, Éomund's daughter, and stopped still, utterly oblivious of his friends.

OR

Gandalf: "Shh - I think the disguise is working, we got in. So we proceed according to plan. Remember, I'm the bride, Gimli is the best man."