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Boredom. I hate feeling like there's nothing to do all day but listen to the radio and go on the computer. It's a little bit sad when talking to my brother (who was in the next room) and his best friend was the most exciting thing that happened all day. (It was fun, though. My brother's friend is pretty cool. He played us music over the phone.)
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No more Latin! No more French! My life would be so much easier with out irregular French verbs. Sending Irregular verbs to Mordor! ________ HOMEADE VAPORIZER |
I assign flooding. My local streams are flooded... it looks like chocolate milk pouring over little waterfalls, and fields are ponds... there are entire trees floating in a formerly waist-high creek... This is just run-off from a summer storm, though, as opposed to where one of my good friends lives. And my school lies in a flood plain scheduled to get another few days of rain. :( I really like rain, but that's a bit much.
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I am assigning to Mordor: * The new cleaning schedule my roommates came up with (behind my back). It has absolutely ridiculous rules and it's apparently written for an audience of toddlers. I hate being talked down to. And it doesn't even have gold stars. Well, I am just going to play rebellious adolescent and see if it works as well with people my age as it did with my parents. * The lingering insecurity and that nice lady of the International Office who keeps repeating: "I know it's hard." Of course it's hard. DO something. I've been waiting since October and it does happen to affect my future a great deal. |
Penalty shoot-outs. :rolleyes:
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I'll assign the disconcerting nature of stumbling sleepily downstairs for a shower only to find my parents sitting in the kitchen with an inclination to learn where I was, who I was with, what I did, and how and when I got home last night. I'd just woken up! Inquisitions at times like those are just plain mean. They're practiced at this parenting thing. :rolleyes:
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I had promised myself to try not to send trivial things to Mordor but one is justified since althought my own case is trivial it has caused enough discomfort to make my heart go out to those who suffer more seriously and more often.
So to Mordor with Eczema. |
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I assign not being brave enough to do something you really want to. |
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High temperatures.
Assigning high temperatures to Mordor might look a little like carrying owls to Athens, but the sweating remnants of myself have to do this, just in case they're not already there. |
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And high humidity, too. Yes, they come hand in hand. My poor overworked sweat glands. |
I assign missing Head Boy application.
Also, summer storms. They flood our garage, and then I have to help move things and generally unflood it. Ugh. Also, annoying little girls at train stations who say things like "Argh! Thunder! Lightning! I'm so scared" Wah!" How are light and noise far up in the sky in any way scary? Why are they so squeaky and annoying? *Grumble* Missing University open days. Finally, coming across as a lot grumpier than you really are. :p |
Hayfever :( Having a headache purely because of blocked sinuses is just grrr.
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What she just said, just Allergies instead. . .
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The depressing atmosphere of this dorm.
Linoleum tile flooring that looks like it was salvaged from a dingy supermarket. Bare, tan walls and doors in one of the rare shades of pale green that's actually ugly. Cracks in the wall. Fluorescent lighting. And the place is almost deserted. On top of it all, IM is blocked, so I can't even chat with my friends or family, other than by cell phone. And dorm bathrooms. Nuff said. |
Your mother labeling half your room as junk and throwing it out, including your map over Beleriand ! ! ! :eek: :mad: :(
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Aww, poor Rune! :eek: :(
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It's motherly things like that which make me despise my mother still... Especially when she will come by, and draw all over my work, trying to make 'corrections'.
I'm sorry Rune, I hope you can get another map, and most of your room back. ~Ka |
That there will be no more Doctor Who until Christmas! And they leave us with an episode that was just mind-bendingly fantastic so it makes the torture of having to wait even more horrible. :eek:
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And mind-bendingly depressing! I don't think I've ever been so close to crying due to a TV programme. Ugh, I hate when you get so attached to characters, that can go to Mordor too.
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I still can't get my head around just how close some of this was to His Dark Materials! :eek:
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Evil, EVIL cliffhangers! Those who have seen Pirates of the Caribbean 2 will know exactly what I mean.
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Aww, poor dear Rune... :(
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Now let me send shtoopid network computer games to Mordor, because they are simply hateful. Also, I assign Paris Hilton's shtoopid new song and whoever finds it likeable. Thank goodness that wouldn't include any of the BDers...I think. |
Confusion, lack of clarity, and indecision.
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And I send to Mordor the 'cinema idiot'. Today it was the least expected person. Not the 'lads' sat next to us, nor the huge gang of 8 year old boys on the other side, nor the tots who came in and I thought would scream all the way through. No it was man who must have been in his 50s sat behind us, who was today's 'cinema idiot', who spent most of the film kicking the backs of our seats so much that I now have a sore neck. And he ate his mountain of junk food with all the manners of a truffle pig. |
I assign missing someone you care lots about who happens to be on a lovely trip to Europe :( and knowing that you can't tell them you miss them so much because they'll feel bad and you might just ruin one of the mere ten days they have overseas.
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Going to the opera with the wrong people.
Now, I'm not generally one of those snotty people who think they're too grand for small talk. But when I am watching my favourite opera, with both song and music almost as perfect as you could hope for, and I've been weeping profusely throughout act two with the joy of the thing, I would like to spend the interval either talking about said opera or just left in silence with my thoughts. I don't really feel like nattering aimlessly about fishing and childrens' parties. |
I'm assigning to Mordor the fact that there isn't a thread to celebrate those things which are flippin' brilliant but which quite clearly would not be at all appropriate in The Shire.
These are fabulous things like driving the car very fast on a big empty road with noisy music on the stereo, or freshly laid smooth tarmac, or records that have loads of unhinged screaming in them, or eating slightly toxic chilli for a dare and feeling proud of yourself, or the crisp chemical smell of windscreen wiper fluid and the boxes that you get new VHS tapes in. Where can such guilty, not quite PC (that's PC on M-E) pleasures go? Isengard? Maybe Saruman with his Third Way would appreciate things like that? |
I would assign my god-daughter for missing the flight - off which I should be meeting her even now - following her first (and I would expect last for a while) solo trip abroad ... were it not for the fact that I suspect that Mordor has nothing to match maternal wrath born of fear and anxiety :p
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Wicked Pleasure Assignment
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Thinking too complicated.
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Being too much away from the 'Downs. :(
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Right, if it's Wicked Pleasure time then I had a good one today. ;) Having a member of the Cabinet overhear you say "I'm going to be a pixie today". Its not my fault, I didn't know he would come and stand by me while I was saying this. Tee-hee. I might get a chance to embarrass myself again later in the week too. Goody! :D
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Mean roommates who are fake.
She's horrid to me. Just because I am younger. Just because she was the "fat" kid at school everyone was mean to her. She dosen't know what friendship is. I mean I feel bad for her. I try I really do but shes got some Complex or something. She snaps at mean and she's rude. I am trying really hard! I avoid her actually. So that we don't fight or get yellled at. ________ ALASKA MEDICAL MARIJUANA |
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Jus' thot I'd do some kickin'. I ain' from de hood; I be de hood. ;) (not really, but I've had a few experiences lately) Anyway, to answer your assignment: I assign the refusal to respect whole dialects of English just because they appear to contain incorrect English grammar. Fact is, 'Ebonics' (the language of the ghetto if you must), follow grammatical constructions from African languages quite closely. |
I assign grammatical constructions from African languages :p
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Still, who am I to complain. They can keep their language without assignation. Only you, LMP, are forbidden from using it. :p |
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