Unfortunatly, Treebeard was doing his daily tree hug.

Fortunately the forest fire was put out by Aragorn's Ranger Corps just before it got to the tree treebeard had been hugging.

Unfortunately, a bunch of large meteors tarted falling.

Fortunately Gandalf created a meteor shield over the forest.

Unfortunatly, the Perky Ent came and equipted his Balrog mask. He turned into a Balrog, and broke Gandalf's meteor shield

Fortunately, Treebeard and Aragorn's rangers were smart enough not to trust Gandalf's meteor shield and were long gone before Perky came by and destroyed it. So, all he really did was kill Gandalf, who will be sent back anyway.

Unfourtunately after 20000000 times he didnt come back.

fortunately the Valar got lazy and mad, they sent back gandalf as a cat with only 9 lives

Unfortunatly, a large heard of Mumakil were running by and trampled him nine times, using up his lives

fortunately nobody listens to Perky so gandalf was fine and grooming himself

Unfortunately, Gandalf-the-cat got a hairball.

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . the hairball is actually a bonus life, so Gandalf now has 10 lives.

Unfortunatly. . .
 

. . . no one listens to Gil-Galad either, so all posts after 1370 were void :p

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . some listen to Nilp, so they decide to get pizza.

Unfortunatly . . .
 

. . . the Beorning attack also mauled pizza into oblivion, along with Llama

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . Tolkien removed all references to 'Beornings' in his latest emendation to the Books. :p

Unfortunately, Gandalf now had no one to come to Sunday lunch and so went on a rampage through the streets of Gondor causing a stand still to all business.

Fortunatly, it was sunday, so no one was at work :D

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . Manwë abolished weekends, so people were forced to work on Sundays.

Fortunatly . . .
 

. . . it was Middle Earth Laybor Day!

Unfortunately, it was only a Rohan tradition, so Gondor did not observe,’ labour' day. (they were conservatives :D )

Fortunately, Gondorians had no idea who Manwe was, nor did they know of anything about abolishing weekends. So, to them, today was Sunday, their day off.

Unfortunatly. . .
 

. . . Sauron remembered he made a backup 'One Ring of Power', and returned to his physical form at the hight of his power

Fortunately, Sauron was taking the day off too.

Unfortunatly. . .
 

. . . Saruman wasn't, and sent his Beserkers to ravage the city

Fortunately, by the time they got there it was Thursday and everyone was armed for battle.

Unfortunately it didn't matter and Saruman's berzerkers ravaged the city anyway.

Fourtunately, they all stopped their fighting because they saw Denethor, the "Hottest" Steward.

Unfortunately, everyone laughed themselves into comas.

Fourtunately, Eru didn't like seeing everyone in coma's and he woke them all up.

Unfortunately, Morgoth thought it was funny so he put them back in comas.

Fourtunately, Morgoth was at this time in the Void and has no power in ME.

Unfortunately Morgoth had figured out Eru's secret...the void was only a figment of his imagination, making Morgoth think there was a void, when there really wasn't. So, he broke the imaginary void and put everyone in comas.

Fortunatly, JRR Tolkien's editors didn't like the coma part, so they made him change it so that comas didn't exist in Middie Earth.

Unfortunately, Tolkien could care less what his editors thought (like on several other occasions) and stuck with everyone being in comas.

Fortunatly, it was night time and everyone was asleep, so the beserkers didn't notice they were in comas, and all committed suicide

Unfourtunately, before they could commit suicide, The Nazgul King came and put fear into their hearts and they went around the town ransacking houses and killing the townsfolk.

Edit: My 300th post!! YAY!!! :D

Fortunately the town was abandoned, so confused in their job, they all just went home and came back for the christmas party

Unfourtunately, they had a party in Orthanc for Saruman to go to when the town held their Christmas party and thus the berzerkers weren't able to make it. That and they weren't invited. ;)

Fortunately Pippin didn't die from eating poisonous mushrooms.