Much as his companions tried to help, pippin took remained quite insane; even after brian-surgery.

Himaran

"Nooooooo! Who took the nightlight away? I'm going to get you Merry!"

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Pippin: It's not a question of whose habitat it is, it's how fast it hits you!

(Many apologies to Douglas Adams)

I've got a new one.

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Gollum(to himself):"Get your own lembas they said! You can't have any. You don't even like lembas! I'll show them!

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[ March 15, 2003: Message edited by: Aerandir Carnesir ]

Gollimodo, Disney's next rip-off, bombed at the box office. This promotional poster has been the target of many graffiti attacks.

I find that when those unbelievably gullible...OHNO!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE ME TALKING NORMALLY! *kof koff* Gollum! Gollum! Yes, preciousss...*heh heh*

I'm little late but...
one for the Legolas&sword pic:
*Legolas reads the runes on the sword*
"Elven Blade"
Legolas: Great, this one will do fine with me! But hey, what's that small print?
"Made in Mordor"
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And one for the Pippin pic:
Pippin: AAAAAAHHHH!!! No wait, my hands are untied! I have to do this scary scene again!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
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Gollum pic:
"Have you ever felt obsessed by some-thing? Tried to keep this thing only to your self, never letting it out of your sight? Giving it nicknames and talking to it?? If you don't want to start resembling this poor fellow call immediately at 0-800-SME-AGOL and we will set you free!"

[ March 16, 2003: Message edited by: Annunfuiniel ]

Good one with the Gollum thingy, Annun!!!

Himaran

Gollum: What's over there? It is the fat one? No, it's just a cave troll, too bad.

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Bilbo: You did WHAT with my Preparation H?!

Bilbo: Just hand over the pipeweed and everything will be fine...give me the pipeweed Frodo...give it to me...NOW!

Wow, that picture scares me, I always jump at the bit in the film

Bilbo: MUST...GET...TO THE OPHTHAMOLOGIST!
And gimme back my toothbrush, NOW!!
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Oh and thank you, Himaran! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] *bows*

[ March 17, 2003: Message edited by: Annunfuiniel ]

LOL!! I saw that Bilbo pic and I burst out laughing...I find that bit so funny, when you think about it it is!
Aaaaanyways:

"NEVER SEPARATE ME FROM MY STUFFED BUNNY!"

Bilbo gives Frodo a glimpse of his alter ego, Gollum. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Bilbo: Don't trust Elrond and his healing! Just look where it got me!!! Ahhh!
Frodo: Are you sure it was Elrond?!

lol, love it! Especially yours, Horse-Maiden [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

"Smile! You're on Candid Camera!"

Why, thank you, Goldberry.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnyp...ions_s3_27.jpg
Coffee...give...me...coffee...

Frodo: Faramir...you have something in your teeth, and I think it is going to make me throw up.

Frodo: "If I see one more piece of Lembas I'm gonna hurl..."

Gorwingel I like your new avatar!

Woa, dude,that pipe-weed is wicked!!! Faramir, dude, make love not war!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Or not...
Maybe:
Dude, how wasted were we last night?

Seriously though do know what this makes me think of?
Frodo: Do you think its possible that we got so wasted last night we bought a life time supply of lembas?
Pippin:*opens cupboard* I think thats entirely possible!

THAT LINE IN DWMC ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Frodo: I can't believe that I used Bilbo's Preparation H as tooth paste! I feel sick just thinking about it.

Okay guys, I just couldn't resist myself!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ivendell_8.JPG Ha ha ha! I can't believe you brushed your teeth with Bilbo's Preparation H! What a dork!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...athertop_1.JPG Ewww, Mr. Frodo! That's just disgustin'! I'm not followin' you anymore!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...f_shire_19.JPG Fool of a Baggins! How stupid are you?! I can't believe I left the ring with YOU!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._pippin_12.JPG Frodo, you should do what I do. I don't brush MY teeth, see? So even I wouldn't do something as dumb as that!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._saruman_5.JPG Well, if the ringbearer is that stupid, I may be able to get the ring after all.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._lorien_15.JPG Gross! And to think I kissed you on the head! What do you use for shampoo?!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...o_moria_29.JPG Shut up you guys! It was a simple mistake! You might do the same thing.

Murmurs from everyone...
I don't think so.
Yeah, right.
I'm not THAT foolish.
What a dork!
The safety of the Middle Earth depends on him?
This could be easier than I thought!

(In case you don't know what Preparation H is: Preparation H. I'm sure you'll get the drift, and where you get hemorrhoids.)

[ March 18, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Okay, okay, okay, new picture...
http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...enguard_12.JPG
Wizard Square Dancing...
Slam your partner, do see do!

Nice ones, Airehiriel!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Saruman: Gandalf, trust me, you are just not cut out for that Superman role.

okay, bad, but I'm in a weird mood today, so, yeah...

Well... it WAS really windy on the Orthanc.

LOL!!! Laughed my head off at the Preparation H stuff!!!

Gandalf: Watch me do my flying trick! Watch, Saruman, Watch!!!
Saruman: No...not again! I've watched it ten times already!

I saw that and thought, "Star Wars." lol!

Guys, I seriously don't know what to do with this one. So many things could be said about it [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Check out the elf second from the left. He looks...interesting? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

http://www.figwitlives.net/images/Figwit6.jpg

[ March 19, 2003: Message edited by: Shy Hobbit ]

Elf whispering to other Elf: Legolas farted, pass it on.

Elf on the other side of Legolas: Why do they always stick me beside Legolas after he's eaten beans? Look what it does to my face!

Elf second from left: Hey, wow, you've got pointy ears, man!

Elf whispering: You think it would be easy for Jeli Baggins to write something funny about us after reading more than 30 pages of captions.
Elf being whispered to: Nope. Jeli Baggins- hobbit, yes. Caption writer, no.

Elf whispering: Oh boy! Legolas is trying to levitate the stone again...
Elf on the other side: If I sit really straight and still, maybe they'll think I'm a tree.

Elf whispering: Oh boy! Legolas is trying to levitate the stone again...
Elf on other side: If I sit really straight and still, maybe they'll think I'm a tree.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...r_hollin_1.jpg
Boromir had finally cracked one too many short jokes.

I know this is really late, but...
For the Pippin one
Prohibitition comesto the Shire
BTW, that was made up at ninecompanions.net not by me. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Legolas one:
Legolas: *thinking* They're talking about me again... I know it.....
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Boromir: Easy guys, I'm not meant to die for another few chapters!

Pippin: You hold him down, Merry, I'll get his rations.

Despite his attempts to keep it a secret, Merry and Pippin soon learned that Boromir kept a stash of candy in his pockets.

Boromir: Okay! Okay! I'll stop calling you 'Little Ones'!!!