Feeeed me Seymour!

Wannabe Musician
 

Fangorn was getting really good at playing air cello.

Pining for the Ent-wives always presented a knotty problem for Fangorn. So, he would pack his trunk and root about for the lost branch of his family tree.

A Fourth Age picture of Treebeard runninng away in panic from the great dwarven inventor Axenshovel, who had just created the first chainsaw.

Invisible basket ball was all the rage in Fangorn forest.

It was awkward business climbing the invisible ladder, especially when Treebeard's grip slipped.

(sorry Hookbill)

Why did they have to do that? thought Treebeard as he groped through the flooded ruins of Isengard, cursing the hobbits who played such a trick on him.

After a few weeks of greetings and attendance, Treebeard was trying frantically to remember what was the purpose of this Entmoot.

Treebeard found out the hard way that Rock-n-Roll is not for him.

Treebeard realizes it will take more then one botox treatment
to again make him a hunk to discerning entwives.

By the time that Treebeard finished counting on his (many) fingers, calculators were already invented.

The increase of squirrel droppings meant more to Treebeard then Gimli knows, particularly his beard.



I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

Great to see you back, Gil. :D Now, what about some werewolf? ;)

And uh, do I need to do a caption now? Let's see...

Gymnastics in the Entish style.

Treebeard: For how many years do I still need to stay in this pose? My limbs are getting a bit stiff.

It took Treebeard several months to work out that Saruman had stolen his Palantir.

Someone broke Treebeard's nose. By the time he decided on revenge, it grew back.

***

As a punishment for his disobedience, the Valar turned Saruman into an Ent.

Even Treebeard thinks nail-polish takes a ridiculous amount of time drying.

Treebeard regrets proving that Ents are not bendable.

Leaf that tree!
 

Treebeard concentrated so hard and for so long on lifting up his knee that leaves started sprouting from the back of his head. Fimbrethil said it was his treeish brain pouring out.

Treebeard's old bones had troube keeping up with Mr. Disco King. :cool:

"No more drinking for me!"
 

When Fangorn awoke after a long night of drinking Entdraughts, he found an indecipherable tattoo on his leg: 2 /// - A.

Treebeard investigates his foot after stepping on the Lorax. The Ents didn't need him to speak for them anyway.

I wood knot be so grumpy if you people wood leaf me alone and stop taking photo's of me......................

It's that time . . .
 

Fangorn: "Now where is that new photo? I thought I had it right here!"

Do not be so hasty! ;) :D

For a lack of a better picture:

http://img1.jurko.net/wall/paper/rotk_gandalf_1280.jpg

That sword is blowing away!!!


EDIT: sorry about the size.

Gandalf: GAH! Who put that logo there?!

(has it really been that long since RoTK came out..? :eek:)

Gandalf: "What happened to the Wilkinson logo that should be there?"

or: "Glamdring - shaving beards since the First Age"

Gandalf At the Bat
 

"0-2 the count, Witch-king looks to 3rd, fires the inside curve...."

Gandalf held tightly to his balloon - his only hope - after Gwaihir decided to let him go.

"My goodness Pippin! This is no time for clog dancing!"

It was damn poor timing and quite surprising, but just as the battle was about to commence Gandalf discovered his knuckles to be an erogenous zone.

Gandalf could only stare when the wingless Balrog began to fly.

No luck to those who picked Gandalf in their Phantasy Football Team, as he is about to get a blatant red card for decapitation!

5000 after 8 and 1/6 years. Yay~!
 

This might be slightly borrowed. . .
 

Gandalf returns with vengeance to the avantgarde restaurant that made him lick caramelized rice pudding out of the armpit of a depressed carpenter from Bree.

"Preciousss!!!" cries Smeagol as Gandalf prepairs to hack through the writing: "Lord Of The Rings. The Return of the King. The Journey Continued."

In desperation, Gandalf prepares a last ditch effort to break through the Fourth Wall and escape the film.

Gandalf hates disco.

In Celebration of my Birthday :D
 

Gandalf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I WANT TO CUT THE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...stupidlook.jpg

Gimli: Hey Legolas, look out!

Legolas: Derrrr?

Gimli: Look out!! You're about to be crushed by.....oh. Too late. Nevermind.


Or...


Gimli: Quick, Legolas! What is two plus two!



Or...


Gimli: Hey, Legolas! Do Balrogs have wings?


Or...


Legolas watches quizzically as Gimli performs the Dwarvish victory dance on the body of one of his enemies.

Legolas' expression illustrated his uttermost shock at seeing his dear trusted companion, Gandalf the Grey, Uncloaked...

I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.

"Don't hate me cos I'm beautiful!"

Argorn: What do your elven eyes see?

Legolas: *eyeballs him* A dirty old stinking man who... oops.

***

Legolas: I'm sorry, Fellowship, but I cannot continue with you into Moria! I forgot my best body lotion in Rivendell!

***

Celeborn: Welcome, prince of Mirkwood! You're ugly.

Legolas: Bu...bu... bu... *wails*

***

Gimli: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

Legolas: Hey, that's MY line!

Gimli: But that doesn't change the situation. They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!