"And now i'll show you why you don't seduce a Ranger! Hiya!!"

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If I had just pushed him in...I wouldn't be holding this council right now!

Elrond: I can stop Frodo dying why can't I make a simple Headache tablet?

"Aw man...i feel another zit...and i'm already god-knows-how-old..."

Elrond: The stupidity of that hobbit, oh, what's his name, Pipp... whatever! is causing me great pain.

Ohhh, I think the dwarves ate wet burritos again! I really have to stop allowing them to be served.

Elrond: Hey! Who stole my glove puppet?

"Yuck! Who left that rotten apple there?"

Oh no, not another rediculously long, stupid, useless council....

Sorry if it's too early but I did wait a day http://www.subreality.com/eomer/gall...yn-movie29.jpg
Éowyn (to herself):At least I'll get my moment of glory with the Witch King.

Eowyn: Oh no, here we go...
Theoden: I just got back from baaattle! And you didn't even go! Ha! In your face sister-daughter!
Eowyn: Oh please, will he ever grow up?

That random gaurd in the crowd: I see the light!

That man just behind Theoden's head reminds me so very much of my project on the assasination of John F. Kennedy, I wouldn't be surprized if he got out some sort of rifle...

(it looks like the orc's on Aragorn's lap so...)
Aragorn: You better tell me what you want for Christmas...

Elrond: Ugh, I should have known that Tums weren't for headaches...

Eowyn: *hmph* How come HE always gets an army of riders following him everywhere?

Lame, yes. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Eowyn - "I think I should be a Númenórean, look how ugly and dirty everyone else is... They all look like like dirty, hairy bums for heaven's sake. How am I supposed to find a husband here!!! Aragorn, wait up...."

This picture makes me think of the Disney movie versions of Beauty and the Beast. Éowyn as Belle walking through the crowds at the beginning as everyone is singing about how weird she is.

Éowyn/Belle: There must be more than this provincial life!

-Or-

Éowyn: I'm surrounded by idiots.

Eowyn: It's not fair, I want to go too!
Snowmane: Wanna change places?!

Erm... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Eowyn: It's not fair... *sniff* I want to go kill a bunch of orcs... And get all bloody... Wait... There's something over there! OMG!!! ARAGORN'S CHANGING!!!! MOVE OVER CUZ HERE I COME!!!!

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Unaware of the other hobbits laughing at him, Pippin continued to try and swim his way to Rivendell.

-Or-

Pippin: It's just not working, Sam. No matter how hard I try, I can't make myself believe I'm swimming in the Brandywine.
Sam: *concealing a smile and stifling a laugh* Kick harder.
Merry and Frodo are doubled over with laughter behind a bush.

Wicked Pippin of the West: Heeelp meee!. I'm melting!

Dangit, Sam that's the third time you've tripped me today now stop!

Hey, look, I found a quarter!!

Look, Mommy! I can swim!
--OR--
Are you SURE this is how we do synchronized swimming? Where's everyone else?

Sam: I'll just step on Pippin's cloak again.
or
Pippin: Why is it so deep here, and about 3 inches deep there?

Pippin: I know I am short, but I never thought I was this short!
or
I knew that this journey was going to be very hard, but I never thought that i was going to start shrinking because of it.
or
I really need some Entdraught Please!

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EEEYAAAAH! My sword is glowing, help!

I know you guys can do better than that [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

After The One Ring becomes a failure, Sauron attempts a new creation: One Sword to Rule Them All. Like the Ring, the Sword glows fiery letter when placed in fire and easily corrupts its wielder.

Of course, this sword somehow falls into the hands of Aragorn and he becomes the Swordbearer. Now he must repeat Frodo's quest and head for Mount Doom to destroy the One Sword, or will he?


Not exactly funny, but just a thought.

Orc: Aragorn, I am your father.

Aragorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Aragorn: Woah! This industrial size curling iron is really hot!!!

I'm sorry guys...That's all I could think of.

New Glo-Sword™! Clinically proven to amuse any humorless Ranger for hours upon hours on end! Really works or your money back!

OK, the Star Wars Prop swops are starting to get unfunny...

Aragorn remembers when he was given the sword and hears Bilbo's voice in his head: The blade glows orange when wizards are near!

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Legolas: Stupid sword! Why can't you glow like Aragorns?!

[ March 14, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

For the Aragorn pic:
Aragorn's mums voice: Now Arry, how many times have I told you...leave those sparklers alone...one day my boy, you'll burn your fingers, and dont' come crying to me when it happens...
Aragorn is writing A-R-W-E-N many times

Hmmm...sorry about that one, it sounded funnier when it was in my head. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

I love it! *cackles*

Legolas: "I can't use this sword! There's a mark on it!"

*Meanwhile, an orc comes up behind him, scimitar raised....*

Everyone thought Legolas was going insane when he began trying to levitate his sword with his mind, but when he began trying to melt it with his non-existent heat vision...

lol, funny Airehiriel! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] And I thought yours was funny too, Galadriel9. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Legolas: "Hmmmm . . . I wonder what this is?"

Yeah I know, not so good. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Legolas looking into the reflection: "I am sooo beautiful! Look at me! My hair, my face, my---O.M.G.!!! Is that a...a...eyelash!!! AHHHH!!! GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!!

OK, I know that was stupid.

Mmm, kabob!

lol! luv yer sig shy hobbit!

new pic? okay!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...t_pippin_9.jpg
Pippin learns that there is no more pipeweed to be found.

I just have to do one for the Aragorn picture
Aragorn: Arrrgh! Down sword, down, simmer down!

Pippin: Ahhhh! I have fallen and I can't get up!

[ March 15, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]

AAAAAAH!!!! GIMLI'S GONNA SIT ON ME!!!!! MERRY! HELP!

pardon me if that's lame.

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Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willo!

(For the Elrond pic)

"That's it! I'm never throwing another house party! Where's my valium? MERRY BRANDYBUCK! TAKE THAT WENCH & GET OUTTA MY BED!!!"