Unfourtunately, this means that the entire process was repeated, :rolleyes: !!

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . it didn't have to, as the 'Nazgûl' was actually Frodo in disguise.

Unfourtunately, Manwe noticed this and because he thought Frodo was a Nazgul, he created strong winds which caused Frodo to be picked up by it and sent into the Anduin.

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . Ulmo picked Frodo up, and teleported him into that little brook in Mordor.

Unfourtunately, the water in that brook was very small and Frodo was tossed onto pointy rocks.

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . pointy rocks don't really work. </shameless plug>

Unfourtunately, Orcs with swords do.

Fortunately, these orcs, like most fictional enemy soldiers, had the same combat skills as Imperial Stormtroopers (that is, none) and the Hobbits got rid of them easily.

Unfortunately, the Hobbits were clearing up the remains of the Orcs, and then, the Dragon came!

Fortunately, it was a nice, friendly dragon who was all too happy to give them a ride to Mount Doom.

Unfourtunately, the dragon was attacked in mid-air by the Nazgul and the Hobbits got tossed off his back.

Fortunately, they landed in the Shire.

Unfourtunately, they landed just outside of the Shire, in the Old Forest, right in front of Old Man Willow.

Fortunately Old Man Willow was in the process of hitting on a creepy tree lady, and had no care for the Hobbits so he tossed them back into the Shire.

Unfortunately, they missed the Shire completely and landed in the middle of the ocean surrounded by great white sharks.

Fourtunately, Ossë was in a wrathful mood (like usual) and he tossed the Hobbits back onto land.

Unfortunately, the land mass he tossed them into was a village full of cannibal dwarves.

Fortunately, the Hobbits weren't dwarves, and therefore the cannibal dwarves refused to eat them.

Unfortunately the cannibal dwarves had cannibal hobbits over for a party and the cannibal hobbits began gnawing on Frodo's leg.

Fortunately, the Eagles came and saved Frodo and Sam from certain death.

Unfourtunately, as they were flying over the Misty Mountains, Gandalf called them to him and they dropped the Hobbits.

fortunately Johnny the Stinky Balrog caught them

Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog disintegrated for no real reason.

Fortunately Sam caught Radagast the Moth and instructed him to tell the Eagles forget Gandalf and come and get them.

Unfortunately, Thuringwethil suddenly turned up and decided to make a snack out of Radagast-the-Moth.

Fourtunately, Radagast-the-Moth was actually Sauron in disguise.

Unfortunately, Radagast the Moth who was supposedly Sauron in disguise was actually Christopher Tolkien in disguise and now the stories over.

Let's see the creative downers get out of this one. :p

Fortunately, the creative downers decided that a story is the result of collaboration between the author and reader and continued it anyway.

Unfortunately they started over again with the Balrog wing debate.

Fortunately, a bunch of Balrogs showed up and revealed that they did NOT have wings, thus ending the debate.

Unfortunately only 5 balrogs showed up which started the debate of just how many balrogs were there? 5? 6? 2 (I'm convinced some of them are Balrog imposters :p ) ?

Fortunately the world did not collapse now that that the Balrog wing debate was solved.

Unfortunately, the world DID collapse when Tom Bombadil finally gave in and told everybody that he was really Bigfoot.

Fortunately, Eru had not yet given up hope on this thread and he constructed a whole new world.

Unfortunately Melkor started messing it up.

Fortunately, Eru tossed him into a black hole of doom. (We're not about to start the Silmarillion all over again!)

Unfortunately, as we all know with holes, melkor fell through the bottom into a rather strange demention where he was caught in a caucus race and made to listen to a long tale about a moody mouse...


~ Aesthete

Fortunately, the Hobbits of New Shire, lived in peace because there was no evil Ring to worry about.

Unfortunately this was not actually the case as when Eru had remade the world he had remade the Ring as well.

Fortunately the Ring was found and another Council was made. This time they decided to go with Galdor's advice and throw it in the Ocean.