Ugluk: GAHH! I said specifically in my contract NO diapers!

Photographer: "Say Mickey Mouse."
Ugluk & child: "Mickey MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

or

The nanny Mrs Jones had hired was not like she had expected her to be...

davem takes extreme wardrobe measures to prevent the baby being sick on his best shirts yet again.

Orcs love children - but even they find it hard to eat a whole one....

The Uruk-hai was soon to discover that he was not the top of the foodchain.

Ugluk: Order up for table 29!

OR

This child has tied his shoelaces into Ugluk's hair.

Another sleep deprived mother goes out for the day with her hair and teeth unbrushed and her make-up looking 'interesting'.

BOTH:Oh my gosh! It's a new picture!

Picture

We wants our preciousssssssss and we wants it NOW... we will bite their finger off, yes we will my preciousss my love!*Gollum*
http://forum.barrowdowns.com/%3Ca%20...%22%3E%3C/a%3E

Gollum tries new extra strength Rogaine.

If only Gollum hadn't drunk all those hair growth hormones...

OR

This cat is sick of people telling him he looks like Gollum.

"Esmeralda?"

Diamond: Oh Pippin, I'm so glad you're ho-OH MY VARDA! What have you done with Merry?!? Noooooooaargh....

Well, Pippin must've let himself go... because he looks like a cat that says GOLLUM...

Ms. Diamond18 has two cats, one named Merry & one named Pippin. :cool:



'Not a bird! ' said Sam mournfully.
'No, no birds,' said Gollumcat. 'Nice birds! ' He licked his teeth. 'No birds here. There are snakeses, wormses, things in the pools. Lots of things, lots of nasty things. No birds,' he ended sadly. Sam looked at him with distaste.

Well different Pippin and Diamond then... because the actual character of Pippin marries a hobbit lass named Diamond of Long Cleeve.

Yes, I think I did know that though!

Eating stupid fat hobbits made Gollum lose his lean and hungry look:
 

Gollum-Cat's joke fails to impress the party: "I'll get me coat".

The budget* for The Hobbit was considerably less than that for The Lord of the Rings...


*As, indeed, was the budgie...

Actually, it looks like Gollem-cat swallowed the budgie . . .

Gollum Cat: "Frodo didn't give me my precioussss. Hck. Hck. Mua-ha-ha. These fur ballsss I'm gonna hack up all over his best cloak will sort him out...."

"...Or barring that, some catnip, precioussss. GOLLUM! GOLLUM!"

Finally, decisive proof that goody-goody blonde kids ARE the spawn of evil.

Uruk: Who's a good minion? You are! Yes you are!

EDIT: Sorry for quoting the wrong pic, but I can't see this next one and I missed the square with the red cross...

This isn't a Gollum-cat it's just an emo-teenager cat.

Cat1: "Life is pain. Just yesterday I ran into a mouse and there were these, like, posers eating it."

Cat2: "Yeah, man, only conformists eat mice."

Fat cat Gollum!

scientists now think they have found the missing link in golems ancestry.

Gollum cat just cannot hide his sense of distaste when he sees the curtain tie-backs straight outta 1989.

OR

Gollum cat's owner won't be laughing about having disturbed Gollum cat during a private grooming moment when she puts her coat on later and discovers what he left behind on the lining...

Let's get this show back on the proverbial road
 

Okay, a new picture...

http://tolkiengateway.net/w/images/7..._-_Saruman.jpg

Saruman waits impatiently for the ferris wheel to start up.

OR

After four days, Saruman realised that the one design floor in Orthanc was the door that could only be opened from the inside...

It may look like self-advertising, but:

Saruman waits impatiently for the fenris wheel to start up.

When I asked for some Entertaiment I didn't expect this........

Saruman: No, no, no! This is all wrong! I asked for a room overlooking the tennis court, not the nuclear waste facility!

Saruman rues the day he made the fateful decision to make beans the primary staple of his Urak-Hai army.

or

Saruman leaves in disgust the lastest meeting of the wizards when Gandalf resorts to his old antics.

or

Saruman leaves the forum when mormegil brings up Gandalf's old antics.

Saruman is caught spitting on people as they exit Orthanc from below.

OR

How Saruman lost his hat: It blew away.

S: Wait a minute! This isn't a landscape, this is a painting!!

You said there would be chocolate/pipeweed out here!

or

I uncloaked just for that!

Saruman bought a brand new rainbow dress for the Isengard Pride 3018.

Saruman is given "time out"

But HE started it!!!!

Just how different the beauty-ideals of middle-earth is from ours, was clearly seen when Saruman was asked to do a L'Oreal advert.

Saruman: "Oops. Well....I guess a penny dropped on someone's head from this height can kill them."

After lobbing a brick off of the balcony.
Saruman: Scram you little punk! The Capulets don't even live on this block! ...And stay away from my roses! Rotten, good-fer-nothing kids always running through... might do us all some good to higher some guards... *dark muttering*

*whines*

"Wormtongue dropped my shiny ball - down there..."

Saruman: What do YOU think you're looking at?

or...

Saruman: Ahem! I specifically said, 'dramatic background', not something Turner threw up!

~ Ka