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they hated bing called goody-two shoes
Who is the nicest person in Arda? |
Bill Ferny
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who is the best dresser in ME? |
That would be the one in Bilbo's bedroom. Made of the finest cherry wood.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What were the lyrics to the song Frodo sang in Bree? |
"He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious", etc.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who was Saruman's master? |
Mr. Cornelius Thrippwood, MA (Oxon) - specialising in history and the Classics.
--------------- What, if anything, is a mathom house? |
A mathom house is where mathoms live- and a mathom, if you didn't know, is what Tom Bombadil is.
---------------- How did Faramir and Boromir get on when they were little? |
faramir got all the girls why'll boromir got all the swords
what would gandalf do if he was drunk? |
He would give the drinker indigestion.
---- According to the Mouth of Sauron, it takes more to make a king than what? |
Then owning a pair of boots many times larger than you now own.
-------------- Whom did Fëanor lead? |
The Tirion Male Voice Choir
--- What happened to the Silmarils? |
i stole them [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] !
Who is the ugliest person in middle earth? |
Galadriel o'course! Why else would Gimli find her so attractive?
----------- What language did Orcs speak? |
THE SPOKE THE LANGUGE OF BIRDS WI9T HA LOT OF CAW CAWS AND TOOKIE TOOKIE
Who was Arwens best friend way back in kindergarden? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] |
(i don't mean to be racist by this post so don't be offened!)
iraqi so thats why everyone wants to bomb them and steal there weapons why were Thranduil and Celeborn good firends after wotr? [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] |
They discovered a mutual love of the music of Spinal Tap. Tap into Eä!
----- When did Gimli and Legolas leave Middle-earth? [ February 16, 2003: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ] |
5 years ago.
Why did they leave M-E? |
there's a good sushi place across ocean.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ where did the istari come from? |
The istari came from San Fransisco.
`````````````````````````````````````` What language did the Nazgul speak? |
Latin. I don't know why, but there you go. Maybe they're mad monks?
------------- Why are there so few women in lotr? |
most woman were suicidle.
Why are they suicidle? |
Hey, it beat doing dishes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who was Dior? |
Doir was a leprechaun that no one new about that lived in M-E
Who is the most famous Leprechaun in M-E? |
Captain Holly Short, of the LEPrechaun team. (Artemis Fowl)
^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* What was Gollum's true name? |
Ged, Archmage of Earthsea.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How many times did Frodo put on the Ring? |
FRODO HAD THE RING WOW! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
why did gollum trick frodo and sam to Shelobs lair? |
he wanted to set the nice hobbitsies with Shelob
Who did Shelob marry? |
Beorn.
_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_ What was the name of the Ent that Merry and Pippin met? |
Britney Spears
Who was Quickbeams favorite singer? |
Eminem. (Is that how you spell it?)
* * * * * * * * What was the color of Saruman's robes? |
hot pink
color of Ragast robes? |
Navy blue with stars (traditional wizard clothing). [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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I'll ask. What did the Fellowship find in Moria?
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The ship of lost souls.
Who lived in Moria in the 2nd age? |
living dead rats
why was Arnor defeated by Angmar? |
living dead rats
why was Arnor defeated by Angmar? |
Angmar was tired of his name being mixed up with Arnor's.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How was Arnor defeated? [ February 17, 2003: Message edited by: Aerandir Carnesir ] |
Easy! They came in with boomboxes playing Christina Agulara and the people of Anor prefer Britney Spears. They ran aroung screaming and leaving things in ruin because of the music.
What kind of music did the people of the shire listen too? |
Avil Lavgine. (That how you spell it?)
* * * * * * * * * * What was the other name for Rivendell? |
Elrondville. He had big ideas of himself!
--------------- Why did sauron hate Hobbits? |
Because everyone thinks that they are so much cuter than he is! Those furry feet really hook the elvish babes.
* * * * * What did the elves call Gandalf? |
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