Unfortunately PJ called Haldir off to Helm's Deep and Glorfindel started raging about the various things going wrong.

Fortunately, a strange hyena-like beast dragged Glorfindel off a cliff. ;)

Fourtunately, Gandalf was then the White Wizard and he whisked all the charcter's in the movies that were introduced (except Arwen) in the LotR series to Valinor.

Unfortunately, their ship sank halfway there.

Fourtunately, Ulmo was in a good mood.

Unforunately, after finding out the stories of the characters, Ulmo wasn't sure he wanted to be in a good mood.

Fourtunately, Manwe was in a good mood and ordered Ulmo to save them, against Ulmo's will of course.

Unfortunately, they were washed ashore back on Middle Earth

Fortunately they found an inn.

Unfortunately, the Nazgul found it as well, and had a grudge against some of the characters.

Fourtunately, there were so many ppl there that looked like them that the Nazgul didnt no who to attack.

Unfortunately the Mouth of Sauron found the Ring and gave it to Sauron.

Fourtunately, Gandalf saw him and he ran up and uncloacked himself ( :eek: ) and the Mouth of Sauron dropped the Ring.

Unfortunately the ring fell into Anduin.... and the entire process was repeated.

Fortunately the Ring fell down a plot hole and thus was banished from this thread.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . the Ring found its way to the Crazy Captions thread.

Fourtunately, everyone knew the power of the Ring and left it along.

Unfortunately, Sauron got mad that his Ring was banished, and forged another...

Fourtunately, the fires of Mount Doom were out at the time.

Unfortunately, he remembered that he had left Mt. Doom's propane bill on the counter, and after having a nice cup of tea and toast he payed his bill collector, all with a gracful ease of someone under pressure...


~ Aesthete

Fortunately, Celebrimbor "borrowed" Sauron's propane heater, so the fires of Mt. Doom didn't come back to life.

Unfortunately, Good old Mount Doom became Mount Zoom once again and drove off to run over Celebrimbor! :eek:

Fourtunately, Celebrimbor was visiting the Dwarves of Moria and Mount Zoom couldn't find him.

Unfortunately, the Balrog found him.

Fourtunately, Celebrimbor distracted him by asking the Balrog if he had wings. :rolleyes:

Unfortunately another Balrog killed him with his fiery whip. :(

Fourtunately, Gandalf came along just as Celebrimbor was slain and he uncloaked himeslf ( :eek: ) to scare them off.

Unfortunately Gandalf was surrounded by enemies.

Fourtunately, his enemies were surrounded by Eomer and the Rohirrim.

Unfortunately Eomer was surrounded by his enemies, and they brought a troll...with a laser and a guitar

Fourtunately, Eomer brought his guitar and they had a guitar war, which Eomer won.

Unfortuantely, The Cheat went up behind Eomer and unplugged Eomers guitar, and Eomer was cheating, so he was disqualified

Fortunately, The Cheat's head exploded, as it often does.

Unfourtunately, the Cheat's head explosion also knocked Eomer's amp over and therefore he was found out.

Fortunately, Eomer found all of this rather absurd and gave 'The Cheat' a nice sized pony named 'Mr. Dandiworth' for his troubles.


~ Aesthete

Unfortunately, no one had seen an Orc walking off with a ring of power.

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . someone had smelled said Orc, and fired an arrow at his direction.

Unfortunately they were so overpowered by the stench that they misjudged the direction and accidentally shot Eomer.

Fortunately, the Orc laughed himself into a coma.

Unfourtunately, a Balrog found the Ring.