Gandalf: "And then, what do you think that fool Hobbit did? He threw a stone down the well! Just threw it down, no reason at all, that Fool of a Took. And don't even get me started on that boneheaded Balrog, who suddenly just forgot that he has wings, kind of like that one episode of Looney Toones when Daffy kept falling over and over, and Bugs said, 'I wonder if that dumb duck remembers he can fly'. It was kind of like that, and all the time, I was thinking, 'Imbeciles! I'm surrounded by imbeciles!'"

Shadowfax, "Uh-huh...yeah...whatever..."

In a memorable moment from The Two Towers: The Musical, Gandalf and Shadowfax deliver a rousing duet of "Up Where We Belong".

It looks like they are trading hair-styling tips.

Gandalf tries the old "pull my finger" gag on an unsuspecting Shadowfax.

The movie poster for Merry and Pippin's Excellent Edventure. Due out this fall.

Merry: pst, dont look now, but someone seems to have nicked off with half our hair!

Merry: I'm tough. I can handle anything. Bring on the Orcs
Pippin: Mmmm...mushrooms

Merry and Pippin sit their parents down to tell them why they have been gone for the last 8 months.

Imagine the shame and degradation of the dying Orc whose last sight in life is that of his killers.

"Killed by halflings! The recruiters never said it would end like this!"

"Pippin, did you put glue on those mushrooms?
Can't... move... lips..."

In the house of Tim Benzedrine !

Gollum: I wonders whats will happen when they finds out thats we ate all of the nasty elfs food, precious. I thinks I knows what is happening to us now. Ohhhhh! Too much foods in our tummy, precious! Mustn't let them find us. Ohhh, oh oh...... [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

Pippin: Hey Merry, man, what was in those mushrooms?

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And, for the previous Gandalf/Shadowfax picture:

Gandalf: Why are you whispering?

Shadowfax: I'm a little hoarse!

*Groan* [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

elvish dog (im not sure what it is) :GET THIS GROSS TASTING BOW OUT OF MY MOUTH!

The promotional poster for the Stuffed Hobbits Gold, available only at your nearest Pizza Shire.

is it just me, or on the Gollum picture can you see the "Scream" guy just to the right of Mister Gollum Himself?

Merry: Do you think they've gone yet?
Pippin: I don't know. Just keep smiling.

Merry: Frodo lives!

Merry: Go on Pip, ask me why I have needles sticking out of my head.

Pippin: Hey look at all the people, Merry! We're famous!
Merry: (absorbed in all the fan girls) Huh? Oh yeah man... (to himself) Who does he think he is? I'm the one with all the chicks digging me!

Gollum one: Stupit fat hobbitses! First they take a shortcut from the road, and now we've been challenged by the nazgulses to a game of paintball!
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Dog one: Gandalf was never good on casting healing spells on legolas...

i dont see the scream guy.....

I think the rays coming from Merry's head make him look like a lot of the Catholic paintings of Jesus, Mary and the Saints. Hmmm...perhaps he's Saint Merry!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...avetroll_1.JPG

Cavetroll: Does this loin cloth make me look fat?

[ March 01, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Pull my finger!!

HEHEHE! That's a good one!

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Cave Troll: What? WHAT? Why is everyone running away? Was it something i said? Ooooo, the bad breath... right....

"And here's how we make kebabs in Mordor..."

"Elijah? OMG ELIJAH WOOD? Will you sign my picture? No? Please? SIGN IT DAMMIT!!! YOU WANNA BE A SHRIMP KEBAB??? THEN SIGN IT!!"

--The ugly side of fangirlism.

Continuing on with that Idea

Cave Troll: Oh my gosh! It's Legolas! you are so darn hot! Can I touch your blond hair? All the other cave trolls thought that I would look good in long blonde hair, what color do you use? Can I have a picture and an autograph, this is the greatest moment of my life (suddenly gets hit by one of Legolas' arrows right through the head)

Hm...must be just me then. thought i could see his mask. ha ha ha ha ha aha.

[IMG]C:\Documents and Settings\RACHEL\My Documents\My Pictures[/IMG]

I hope this works. Sorry if it's to early but oh well.

Silmarien- you have to upload your picture to the internet to make it work. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ March 01, 2003: Message edited by: DarkRose ]

"... is that a Boromir deluxe action figure?"

OR

"Ah, the power of cheese...."

Troll: Now Aragorn *puts hands on hips* How many times have I told you NOT to go into Moria? Now come on, out with you.
Aragorn: I'm sorry mum. *walks out with his head hung in shame*

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Before he killed the newsman, he was asked, "How did crest help you out in life, Mr. Troll?" He replied, "Crest has made my dark ugly teeth nice and shiny, and I don't drool anymore. See these teeth?"

Then he ate the cameraman.

Himaran

NEW PIC! (C'mon guys, I don't want to be the only one posting these, but I will if I have to!)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...gulrobes_1.jpg

I think I can see what you mean, but to me it looks very vague.

To all who love this thread, I have continued it on a new thread here.
This is so we don't have to spend a million years waiting for the pics to pop up, or to submit a reply.

Yesss, I am total hotnessss! Move over Legolasssssssss...no posey elf will ever have more fangirls than me!

I look a lot more scary once they put the effects in! I swear!

PJ: And...Action!
*camera is directed to the ringwraith - looong silence*
PJ: ACTION!!!
RW: Ummhhh...ghh... *yawn* ...whha? Oh yeah! *takes an action pose*
PJ: * [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]*This is the sniffing scene...