"Play this card to instantly kill any overly large creature in your opponent's deck with a flashy cg'ed fight sequence. This card can also cause any 'fangirl' card in your opponent's deck to faint for five turns."

OR

Says here I have a plus five "nance" skill.

OR

What do elves do when they get bored? They play Elven Magic: The Elven Gathering.

OR

"I'll trade you a Legolas and a Haldir for your super-rare Glorfindel card."

Legolas: WHAT??? ME? I am worth twenty common Glorfindels! What is a "Glorfindel", anyway? Never heard of it. Together with Haldir? Now that's enough! I'm discarding myself!

OR

Legolas: Twenty-seven! How about you, Master Dwarf?
Gimli: (sits in the discard pile)

Legolas: I'm a playing card! This isn't funny. Let me out!
Gandalf: Not until you promise to stop stating the obvious.

Pippin: He's such a card...heehee
Merry: I always said he was two dimensional...hehheh.

Harry: Hey Ron, I got a Legolas Famous Wizards Card.

Ron: Who's he?

Harry: Dunno, it says that he's an elf...

Ron: A famous house-elf wizard? I didn't know that was possible!

Flavour Text: Stare into Legola's elven eyes and say that you don't get butterflies.

Legolas: I have my wonderously beautiful self captured for eternity in this playing card! AHHHHHH!!!!!

Legolas really needed to stop drinking so much miruvor late at night and ending up in situations such as this.

Legolas: Why is there a picture of Frodo on my card? I am the star here, not he! I want a new card!
Gimil: Drama queen!

Legolas: i spy with my little eye... a new picture!

http://images.ea.com/eagames/officia...K_04_large.jpg

Gandalf: Fear my Pixalated wrath!

Gandalf is completely unharmed, despite the scabbard sticking through his leg.

Uruk: You call that a dance? This is a dance!

Uruk: Limbo!

OR

PJ: No we have not got too much CGI in the movie! There's a speck of sky somewhere there that's real! **points** SEE!

Uruk: Ah! Look at that!

Gandalf: Pfft! I'm not falling for that!

*SPLAT*

OR

Gandalf had polished his sword before the battle because he knew that Uruks couldn't look at their own reflection.

Uruk: Damn...lag. Sword...hasn't even...touched me...yet. Wizard...noob.

Background Uruk: Fe3t caut 0n laddy. Help plz!

No one seems to notice the flying Uruk who is floating over the wall right now! :eek:

Gandalf attempts to skewer the uruk and make a kebab but forgot that he was in the matrix

*Frodo and Sam playing Z-box in Hobbiton*

Frodo: Sam, where are those codes, I need them now, Gandalf's losing!
Sam: I dunno where they are...

G@nDalF Da gR8: i slice you down with my +12 Elven Sword of killing Uruks!

Uruk:... surely you can't be serious

G@nDalF Da gR8: of course i'm serious! and don't call me shirely!

"He's a cannonball wizard
There's got to be a twist
A cannonball wizard
He's got such a supple wrist"

Gandalf had only his staff to defend himself from the Uruk-loogey. :p

Gandalf uses the Force to choke the Uruk.

Gandalf is sick of these break-dancing Orcs.

OR

The top of Gandalf's umbrella flew away.

Gandalf: Two more orcs and I reach Level 30...that would so awesome!

Gandalf: Come here Uruk and let me see the quality of your bit mapping! Hummm...Not bad but the mechanics on your physics could use some improvement.

Rolf Harris Tribute (Can you see what it is yet?)
 

Yet more deadly to the uruk, than the wizard's staff or Glamdring was Gandalf's rendition of "Jake the Peg"

Gandalf: Say it! SAY IT!!!!!!!

Uruk (mumbles): yourmydaddy.

Gandalf: What was that?

Uruk: YOUR MY DADDY!!!! There are you happy??!!

Gandalf: Yes run along now.


:eek:

I just thought of a new one:

Gandalf: Why don't Gondorian archers run away when they see huge burning stones flying towards them ??? No wonder we're losing...

The Uruk was struck down by Gandalf's Balrog smelling breath.

Uruk: l33t hax!!!

Gandalf: w00t!! omgbbq!!!!

Gondorian Archer: Seriously, I can't understand a word they're saying!

Gondorian Archer 2: Yeah, Gandalf uses the Black Speech in the worst places. I heard he said it in Elrond's Place.

Gandalf: "This is Glamdring. You've seen it before."

Uruk: "No, actually I haven't. And what's up with the snowboots?"

Random Uruk: TREBUCHET!!!
Gandalf: They're CATAPULTS, you moron. Only the Gondorians are using trebuchets in this scene.

Gandalf: Gandalf's Great Glamdring Gambol will win over your Uruk's Utterly Useless Undulations!!!!!!

Gandalf: Look! It's time for a NEW picture! Okay?

Uruk: Never!

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i5...nniklonkku.jpg

Gollum: Why are the steps on this ladder so small? :(

OR

Gollum tries out his home made Television...

Spawn: Nilp...my precious...

;)

Prison would teach Gollum a thing or two about stalking. Okay, not really.

The advertisment for "Adventures of Gollum", a film in which Gollum goes on a quest to find his mother Ungoliant.

^^
 

Oh. :D

Enedwaith, to keep this on topic . . .

Gollum: What does this lever do . . .

Gollum attempts to imitate Kilroy.