Sam: Do you come here often?

Frodo: Sam, have you been at Treebeard's home brew again?

Frodo was a very poor pick-pocket.

Sam: You're the worst wing man ever, you know that?...

~ Avez-Vous Ka

I thought perhaps a new picture was in order;

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t...gtttking27.jpg

It's the Pokey Stick of DOOOOM!!

*machine gun noises*

Or...

Gandalf Commandos, fighting the evil forces of Blue Lazer!

*jerks stick* Gandalf: Oh, come on.... you can't be broken already!!!

Gandalf stares, transfixed, at the burned-out lightbulb in his staff.

Gandalf just remembered that there is a tear in the back of his cloak.

OR

He never expected to see... Theoden... uncloaked?

The studio audience at Gardener's Question Time fell into stunned silence as Gandalf produced one of his mutant albino Globe Artichokes. Bob Flowerdew suggested adding more potash to his mulch.

Gandalf, Middle-earth tourist guide: I told you to stay with the group or you'd get lost! Now just keep your eyes on this umbrella when we go to the next sight.

Gandalf, to Staff: I'll out-stare you yet, you Balrog-succumber-to you!

Gandalf: Oh! I can't believe I accidentally stabbed the cameraman!

Gandalf attempts to dislodge a nest of camera-wielding hornets.

Gandalf pokes Theoden with the staff. "Oh, c'mon, y-y-y-you c-c-can't be d-d-d-dead.....?"

Everyone gathered around to see the new Gandalf waxwork.

A desperate Gandalf: "hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt..."

Theoden exploded.

You wanna scrap, boy?

I'll say this one last time:
Give me back my iPod...now!

Gandalf whirls around in the middle of an impassioned speech:

"Varda!! What in Arda are YOU doing here?!"

Aragorn (see to the right of the picture) is getting a little fed up with Gandalf playing "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" at the entrance of the only bathroom in Edoras.

gandalf has a little too much to drink and starts dancing with his stick while every one looks.

An hellish vision
 

The court gazed on, petrified with fear.
"Well if that's what they look like in a cinema," thought Gandalf, "I'm going to have to close my eyes on the DVD."

Gandalf: Now-now, Theoden! It was just a whoopie cushion! Calm down!

OR

Wormtong melts.

Gandalf: Opps. Wrong spell.

Pippin, always the practical joker, chose the wrong time to give Gandalf a wedgie.

or

(some inspiration from Hookbill and the other from my wife)

Gandalf realizes that he had indeed tucked his robe in his under-garments.

ps before I get mass PMs my wife has never done that but it is one of her greatest fears.

Like many of his species, Gandalf is ruthlessly stalked by aficionados, tour guides, cameras, and those in need of guidance...

Gandalf: *gasp* They're here again!

Aragorn: Okay, who wore squeaky shoes today?


~ Ka

Gandalf: Theoden! Son of Thengel! I release you from this spell!

Aragorn: Psst! Gandalf! That's Eowyn!

Gandalf: Sorry, I've lost my glasses.

While Gandalf knew that Rohirrim loved their horses he never dreamed that they would have been allowed to spend any amount of time up here in the throne room, unfortunately he discovered this little known fact the hard way.

Oh no you don't! I shall be the only pasty white figure to ride the white horse uncloaked! -Gandalf to Daniel Radcliffe

More Catweazle than Kate Moss, Gandalf was known throughout Middle-earth for his 'interesting' interpretations of the term 'sartorial elegance'. He committed his greatest fashion mistake, however, when he forgot to remove the rod when making himself some new robes from Galadriel's old living room curtains.

G: What do you mean this isn't a sword? Of course it's a sword you little twerp, are you blind...oh wait...it isn't aswordnevermind.

Theoden's hair suddenly stands up.

or...

Grima suddenly goes bald.

Gandalf thought he was prepared for everything... but then Theoden and Grima begun a song and dance routine.

Gandalf discovers the gigantic ruby has been stolen from the inside of the top of his staff. :eek:

Gandalf is fed up with Denethor's sloppy eating habits.

Gandalf: You have a bit of tomato juice right....THERE!!!

OR

Gandalf realizes his staff needs new batteries...

As Gandalf freaks out to his favourit Backstreet Boys track he realises that he is not alone. . .

or

Gandalf realises that he might have been a bit to optimistic when he claimed that he could kill a dragon only using a wooden stick.

May I post a new picture? ;)

http://www.decipher.com/lordoftherin...TR-WR01050.jpg

Me: Look, it's a Legolas playing card. Do I honestly need to post a joke?

Legolas: I killed hundreds of Orcs, managed to kill a fell beast, and some mumaks all by myself, and all I got was this lousy Decipher card

or

Gimli to Legolas: You can't do that, it says you only have 5 mana power in Moria on your card
Legolas: This is the last time I'm playing with you

Legolas: If you try to tap me one more time, I swear I'm gonna jump out of the picture and skate you down!!!

OR

Legolas: I am quite sick of this shuffling... ARGH! NOT AGAIN!!!