Gandalf squints: "I've forgotten me specs! What's that sign say? Murder 20 miles?"

Aragorn and his companions were prepared to see a horrifying creature emerge from the gates of Mordor, but "psychadelic Galadriel"* was more than they bargained for.

*riding the Flat Morgo-Yak, natch!

A resurrected Boromir doing a mad disco dance routine was not what the company expected in the way of enemy terror tactics.

legolas: whats that smell
gandalf: it smells like someone farted...
Eómer: i think im going to be sick....
gimli: frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

Gandalf & Legolas squint into the sun & strain to make out what is in the distance. It looks like...could it be......but there's so much glare....yes - it's thousands of breakdancing orcs!

Gimli (with that knowing look he has in his eyes): "You knew that was coming."

It was kind of pathetic, but neither Gimli, Eomer, Legolas or Gandalf knew that they where being followed. . .

Gimli thought that if he perhaps smoked some of Aragorn's athelas he would be better prepared for battle...it unfortunately had a different effect

Gimli: 'Augg. Legolas, watch where you're swinging that bow.'

Pippin was really unhappy about the group-photo that was taken before the battle at the Black Gate.

the Truth about elf ears...
 

Always the prankster, Gimli sprayed a little of the new Levitra cologne behind Legolas' ears before the battle.

Legolas: What the...?

Mouth of Sauron: What do you lot want?

Legolas: Yeah, I'll have, a chicken burger and small fries please.

Gimli: *Groan*

Legolas: Oh, and a Happy meal for Gimli.

Sorry for stealing the idea btw

But when they received their order Gimli noticed he had gotten the wrong toy...

Gimli: I told you I wanted Galadriel ! Now I have Elrond ! :mad:

Eomer's ventriloquist dummies looked quite realistic apart from their gormless facial expressions

Legolas: I see someone dancing on top of the tower.....

Gandalf: It's SAAAAAARRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both Legolas and Gimli regret the shield boarding stunt at Helm's Deep that ruined Gimli's shield.

With a total and complete twisted mind, I must steal Bêthberry's caption...

Both Legolas and Gimli regret the dwarf-boarding stunt at Helm's Deep that ruined Gimli's face.

Try as they might, Gandalf & co. couldn't figure out a good way to approach the sun without the unwanted hazard of getting burned up.

Legolas: Maybe if we go at night...

Gimli wanted a rematch from Legolas after losing to him in Edoras in the movie, but he was defeated again...:D

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Merry: Look what we got you for your Birthday, Frodo!

Pippin: It's a Ring of Power! I knew you'd love it!

Even though Frodo had wanted to see Bilbo, he was stuck for words when Bilbo appeared... out of nowhere!

OR

Merry tries to hold back laughter after placing a 'kill me' sign on Frodo's back.

Pippin: That's why the Black Riders were after us!

Frodo: It's a...it's a...it's a...Wii !!!

Pippin liked it.

Merry was awed by it.

*The cardboard cut out was superb*

A caption from the brand new reality show "Werewolf MMVII: Rumble in Rivendell", Weremerry and Werepippin have just located their next prey...

I had another idea:

Merry: Pippin, whatever you do, don't turn!
Frodo: ...Gimli...why are you naked?

Or another one:

Pippin: Hey guys, someone called today, said you're in trouble because of some strange thing called "filesharing"... Isn't that strange...?
Merry: Oh my Eru !
Frodo: ...

Frodo finally understands why everyone was snickering when he promised Elrond to check if the word "Gullible" was still written on the walls of Mordor on his way there.

Pippin introduces Frodo and Merry to his new girlfriend, Snozzsnot the Ork-ess.

Frodo: Break dancing... Wizards?

OR

Bilbo explodes after finding out that Frodo sold Bag End to the Sack-Vill Bagginses.

Frodo suddenly finds out what he left behind in Rivendell.

"My pointy eeeeaaaaaar!!!!!!!!"

Boromir!

The Might's picture: You all know that feeling, when you get a school picture back & know you want a retake... That's how Gimli's feeling.

or:

Class of 3019 : D

Frodo's reaction to Pippin's Power Point on how to become ruler of Middle-Earth was not quite what he had hoped.

Everybody's worst dream
 

Frodo: It's a bit breezy...uh oh!

Frodo suddenly realized that he indeed forgot to put his pants on and this wasn't a dream! Pippin can see the humor in the situation but Merry is simply disgusted.

When Merry and Pippin's practical jokes go too far...

Frodo: Why is Gandalf hanging upside down with his head in a bucket of sick?

Pippin: :D

Pippin: How late is it anyway?
Merry: It's seven or so
Frodo: ...I missed Southpark !!!

Frodo: They killed Gimli!

Merry: You Uruks!!

Pippin: Frodo! You've just won £1 million-billion and loads of stuff!

Merry: But you only have three minutes to live!

I'm not saying it!
 

Pippin's surprise at Frodo's bachelor party wasn't what quite the surprise expected...

Face to face with a gigantic patch of mushrooms in Farmer Maggot's field - Frodo had to make a difficult choice.

Devilish Shoulder Angel (Pippin): "Good ahead & take them Frodo!"

Angelic Shoulder Angel (Merry, whispering out of the corner of his mouth): "No, Frodo - don't touch them!"



p.s. I like the way the backgrounds behind each "angel" are even dark & light, & the lighting on Frodo's face corresponds with the angel on that particular side :D

Frodo and Merry react in disbelief when they first see the foamy lake that now surrounds Bag End.

Frodo, "Pip, I told you to 'make sure there's enough beer to tote'. What have you done?"

Pippen, "Beer to tote! I thought you said 'make sure there's enough beer in the moat'...I figured you were planning some sort of hobbit swimming party for your birthday!"

The running gag we either hate or love...
 

Merry tries to impersonate the face of Frodo in the new pic!

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Frodo: Sam what do you have in that envelope?

Sam: Shush, I've been hired as an undercover aid to Detective Lalwende. You can't tell anyone!

Frodo: Sure, but what's in the envelope?

Sam: The pictures she needs to pin that old wizard on charges of uncloaking!

he IS left-handed...
 

Frodo keeps Sam occupied with small talk as he tries to sneak around his back and steal the parcel of cookies Sam just got from Rosie...