Alas! Evening draws nigh. Alas that Aragorn refuses to bathe.

Legolas: "Is that a new picture I see before me?"

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d7...akshiFrodo.jpg

Frodo: "Look into my eyes! You are getting sleepy! Verry sleepy!"

"You take it, for gold is tacky."

Bilbo was never any good at getting birthday presents. Frodo didn't even know what a monocle was!

OR

One for Brittons:

Frodo demands to know who stole the middle of his £2 coin.

Frodo ponders, Gandalf may be right, Hobbits may not be able to pass through the eye of a needle, but through the hole of a ring?

OR

Frodo looks on as Gandalf who slightly innebriated on the floor, held his right arm in the air and for the hundreth time exclaims, "Come on, through the hoop" *hick* cooome on boy, tha's a' good boy, through the hoop!" *hick*

Half way up Mt. Doom, Frodo realizes that the gold ring had been replaced by a iron one painted yellow.

But why doesn't his eye turn invisible? Or maybe he just can't see anything when he looks through the Ring?

At the audition for the role of Le Chiffre, Frodo had to act the "torture scene"

Frodo: I have to do what with the ring !?

Frodo wonders where the rest of his telescope has gone.

Frodo is disgusted to find that the One Ring came from the Elizabeth Duke range at Argos. "I'm not being seen dead in this! I'll look like a chav!"

The Black Panthers? Silly eye-makeup? Frodo's costume made no sense.

Playing with the big people's monocles is funny, until they get stuck.

Frodo became very worried when the inscription on the Ring changed to "Made in Taiwan."

Gandalf: This is the One Ring.

Frodo: Looks like the Zero Ring to me. Get it? "0" ho-ho-ho! :D

Gandalf: ... *Slaps*

I thought i would be able to see better with this.

The Lord of the Matrix?
 

Frodo: "There is no Ring...there is no Ring...dang it why can't I do it!!??"

New Line in 2020 grew ever more desperate to draw blood out of the Middle-earth franchise and resorted to making Gaudy Night Of The Rings, starring Frodo as Lord Peter Wimsey.

Frodo is getting tired when he receives, for the ninth birthday running, a golden ring that he has been told to get rid of. :rolleyes:

With this then I shall become MR. Peanut!!

Hungry and delirious in Mordor, Frodo tries to convince him self that the one ring is not a Hula-hoop

Frodo wondered when his new Mood Ring would turn blue, thus showing him to the happy well-adjusted little hobbit that he knew himself to be...

Soon after reaching Henneth Annun Frodo threw away the Ring because he heard some Gondorians say that gold is so Second Age and that only pink is in in 3019

Frodo tries to tempt Cher with the one ring

...and finds that offering the diva the cursed jewelry was even more frightening than when he decided to offer it to Galadriel. Even with the inexplicable change of costume and buggy eyes.

Isn't it amazing what you find when spring cleaning? :rolleyes:

Ugluk:"Get into that hobbit-leash The White Hand prepared for you. I'm Ugluk, I command!"
Pippin: "Oi Merry... how do we tell him that Saruman must have gotten the wrong idea when he heard hobbits were really tiny?"

Frodo looks through the ring only to see, a new picture!

http://i18.tinypic.com/2ro6ux0.jpg

The lines at the supermarket were getting ridiculous!

OR

Aragorn had a sneaking suspicion that he might be being followed.

A crowd of really angry gondorian soldiers 'escorts' Aragorn out of the white city after he expresses his desire of turning it into the "light pink with little yellow spots" city.

Too bad that, unlike Frodo, these Gondorians didn't know that pink was in in 3019...even Sauron was planning to redecorate Barad-dur pink

Here we see a scene from Brian of the Rings.

Aragorn: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Legolas: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Aragorn: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Aragorn: Now, get lost!
[silence]
Eomer: How shall we get lost, O Lord?

Aragorn wishes he didn't have everyone behind him when he burped.

Aragorn's idea of a possé was a little extravagant.

Guy at the back: Are we there yet?

OR

Aragorn: Oops! I forgot something! Can you all wait here a moment?

A little spoof of a scene at the Council of Elrond I just thought of:

Gandalf wished he hadn't eaten so many Elvish cookies before Elrond's counsel because he now had some "gas" problems...and he had to stick to slient but deadly ones

The change in the smell was astounding. Suddenly it became menacing, powerful, harsh as stone. A shadow seemed to pass over the high sun, and the porch for a moment grew dark. All trembled, and the Elves stopped their noses.

"Never before has anyone dared to do such a thing in Imladris, Gandalf the Grey," said Elrond, as the shadow passed and the company breathed once more.
"And let us hope that none will ever do it here again," answered Gandalf. "Nonetheless I do not ask your pardon, Master Elrond. For if that smell is not soon to be smelt in every corner of the West, then let all put doubt aside that this thing is indeed what the Wise have declared: the stench of Sauron himself"

Every knight in the country wanted to have a (long) look at the White Horse Legolas was riding, not that they dared to look straight at it anyway...

Gandalf: Are you sure nobody's following us?
Aragorn: Absolutely, positively and in all other ways inconceivable! Incidentally, why do you ask?

-or-

Aragorn, feeling nostalgic for his days as a Ranger, tried to have a solitary stroll in the forest...but it didn't go as planned.

Aragorn: Mwahahaha... those guys at McDonald's aren't going to know what hit them! 3,000 Happy meals... to go! :D
Legolas: I want the -good- toy this time, too!

OR

Everyone: Three-thousand fourty-one bottles of beer on the wall... three-thousand fourty-one bottles of beer...

Aragorn decided to go to a picnic and invite some friends

Sorry for my last post, I have only understood what the topic is about a few minutes ago, even though I have read the first post before. I thought that you have to look at the members' avatars or something.
Sorry, now I understood what it all was about.

btw, thanks for the "nice" reputation contribution :(

Tssk.... Hookbill, shame on you... don't you see that this is clearly a caption on the picture that we had a few days ago that had Legolas looking as if he was smelling something foul? ;) (Just run along with it, The Might ;))

Anyway, back to captioning.

Aragorn: "Alright! if one of you guys burp again, anyone burps again we are all going back to Gondor and no Dinsey Land for anyone!!"

There always was a great turn out for Gondor's New Year's Parade, even with the unfortunate event that blew up the majority of the floats...

:p

I thought of another one:
Aragorn: Ahh...I thought I was the only that knew the new Harry Potter book is coming out today...I must be the first one to have one...
Gandalf: So...he thinks he'll be there before me...I didn't battle the balrog to get second best
Legolas: Hmm...I wonder on which side Snape is ???

Farael, thank you for your kind words. :)
The problem is I got pretty sad to get that, because I'm the kind of person who usually tries to make everything right and never give up so I wasn't very happy that because of a stupid mistake I got that warning. It seems unimportant to most probably, but to me personally it matters. :(