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Boromir88 12-10-2006 11:14 PM

Boromir: That has to be the greatest picture I have seen in a long time!

Legolas: Those are faces of heartache!

http://www.warofthering.net/photofor...obbits000a.jpg

Merry and Pippin's reaction after Gimli takes a leak on a patch of mushrooms.

Farael 12-10-2006 11:39 PM

Merry and Pippin were stunned when Grishnak won rock-paper-scissors for the twentieth time in a row against Merry, formerly the Shire champion.

the phantom 12-11-2006 12:03 AM

I'd just like to be the first to say that I'm passing up the opportunity to make a "Gandalf uncloaked" joke.

Farael 12-11-2006 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the phantom
I'd just like to be the first to say that I'm passing up the opportunity to make a "Gandalf uncloaked" joke.

I should neg-rep you for bringing that up Phantom... but now that you mention it

Merry:"Is that Frodo uncloaked?"
Pippin:"Told you we shouldn't let him hang out with that wizzard"

Boromir88 12-11-2006 12:25 AM

I hate to burst your bubble Mr. phantom, sir...but for once I think you'll have to claim 'second.' As the very first thing that came to mind when I found the picture was what you just mentioned...but I differed to Gimli soiling mushrooms. :D

Brinniel 12-11-2006 01:58 AM

Merry and Pippin are horrified to discover that someone had stolen their last stash of pipeweed.

Pippin: First no elevensies, then no pipeweed?! How will we survive, Merry?
Merry: I'm not sure...

...Little did they know, they had really smoked it all weeks ago, and simply forgot. :rolleyes:

Hookbill the Goomba 12-11-2006 02:22 AM

Frodo exploded for no reason.

OR

Break-dancing Ents is never a pleasant sight.

OR even...

Merry is stunned by the infamous beer mug thief of old Hobbiton Town.

High King Fingolfin 12-11-2006 02:57 AM

Merry and Pippin never felt a greater horror than when they discovered Lembas was really Twinkies with the filling removed.

mormegil 12-11-2006 06:47 AM

In a fine tradition of males in any race Merry and Pippin offer their support by onlooking as Sam makes his move on Rosie. The result isn't desirable but it was expected.

(This is a true and living tradition)

or

In a completely unexpected turn of events, Merry and Pippin caught Aragorn bathing.

Eomer of the Rohirrim 12-11-2006 01:23 PM

The Hobbits tried to run away but it was no use: Treebeard, with his bionic humanoid arm, was coming to grab them.

Kitanna 12-11-2006 02:41 PM

Merry and Pippin get more than they bargained for when they caught Saruman table dancing.

or

Merry: That's what dwarven women look like?!
Pippin: Eek!

Hookbill the Goomba 12-11-2006 02:45 PM

Merry is distrought to have his acordian taken away and stampped on by Gandalf.

Gandalf: Do you realise that we are suposed to be going in secret?

OR

Aragorn just told the Hobbits that there is no Father Christmas. :eek:

shieldmaiden4xsword 12-11-2006 04:29 PM

Pippin: NOOOOO!!!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE A BATH!!!!! AHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU ELF!!!!

Merry: RUN!!!!!

Nimrodel_9 12-11-2006 04:30 PM

Quote:

Aragorn just told the Hobbits that there is no Father Christmas.
Ah, Hookbill beat me to it! ;)

shieldmaiden4xsword 12-11-2006 06:14 PM

Legolas: but this is Herbal Essences, good for hobbit hair.

The Only Real Estel 12-11-2006 06:51 PM

Seasons Greetings...
 
In keeping with a few of the earlier captions... :D

Merry & Pippin were horrified to find an uncloaked figure, not Gandalf the Grey but... Father Christmas! :eek:

Mänwe 12-11-2006 06:59 PM

*Pinned to a nearby tree*
 
*NO SMOKING*
*"New Shire" Political Party Health Drive*

Parmastahir 12-11-2006 07:05 PM

Twofer the price o' one
 
Almost missed the previous caption opportunity:

Merry and Pippin were more than a little dismayed when Fangorn uncloaked!

New caption opportunity:

The anti-smoking craze finally reaches The Shire and signs are posted (as most Hobbits never get their letters) in the inns banning smoking indoors.

Mänwe 12-11-2006 07:08 PM

!Woops!
 
I fear I may have muddled you. Mhm, should I remove the picture? Sorry if we are not supposed to post "picture answers".

Fordim Hedgethistle 12-11-2006 07:09 PM

Merry and Pippin learn that New Line is making a The Lord of the Rings prequel.

FeRaL sHaDoW 12-11-2006 09:35 PM

wow ... frodo really cant fly

Boromir88 12-12-2006 10:38 AM

Manwe, I think it's ok, since I especially find it funny as well as creative...can't beat a combo like that :D

Istari 12-12-2006 11:00 AM

Merry and Pippin's reaction to seeing Gollum uncloaked.(well unloinclothed)

Boromir88 12-12-2006 11:36 AM

Merry and Pippin had stepped into Warg droppings.

Mänwe 12-12-2006 11:53 AM

Phew!
 
Boromir88 I am glad that I have not done anything illegal!

mormegil 12-12-2006 12:00 PM

Billy and Dominique whispering to each other: Since we really don't have much else going for us, I'm glad PJ is going to include Merry and Pippin in the Hobbit...PAYCHECK! Cha-ching

PJ: Ummm guys, I'm not directing the Hobbit now!

Both: Our careers!?!?

Brinniel 12-12-2006 04:10 PM

I couldn't help it
 
Billy: Did morm just call you Dominique?!

Dominic: *gasp* He knows my secret!!! :eek:

:p

Hookbill the Goomba 12-12-2006 04:13 PM

The Hobbits stumble across Gandalf and Saruman Ballroom dancing.

OR

Merry and Pippin discover just why the Keep Out sign was there.

The Only Real Estel 12-12-2006 10:10 PM

Merry & Pippin discover that the rum (or ale/beer) is indeed gone. :eek:

The Elf-warrior 12-13-2006 11:59 AM

Gandalf announces that he is confiscating Merry and Pippin's Playstation 3.

Formendacil 12-13-2006 03:14 PM

Merry and Pippin's first encounter with a wheeled mountain goes horribly awry.

Eonwe 12-13-2006 03:18 PM

Merry: *mutters* Well, I never expected Frodo to be the werewolf...

Pippin: Well, if you'd have voted with me, we wouldn't be here, now would we!?

Istari 12-14-2006 10:17 AM

Merry and Pippin's reaction to seeing Treebeard taking a leak on some muchrooms. :D

The Elf-warrior 12-14-2006 03:46 PM

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d7...ane/sauron.jpg

Sauron: "O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention!"

Hookbill the Goomba 12-14-2006 03:49 PM

The Heating system in Barad Dur went haywire, but Sauron was too proud to call out a workman to fix it.

OR

Sauron: Oops

Kath 12-14-2006 03:52 PM

Sauron: Honestly, the special effects in this film are just getting ridiculous, you can hardly see me!

Mänwe 12-14-2006 03:53 PM

*Sauron has a cold*
 
And takes "absorb the VIC vapour" a little too literally!*

Estelyn Telcontar 12-14-2006 03:58 PM

An exploding jack-o-lantern reveals Halloween's true evil nature - Sauron's behind it all!

FeRaL sHaDoW 12-14-2006 04:01 PM

Sauron shows that you can light farts on fire.

Hookbill the Goomba 12-14-2006 04:03 PM

Sauron: This is the last time I let the Witch King cook.


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