Legolas got so fed up with the sissy-elf jokes, that he finally snapped, and I don't know if his mind will ever come back.

[ February 23, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

Legolas- I can be fierce! i can be scary! Look, see! ta da! I'm ready for my close up!

Legolas: Here I come to save the day!

*Legolas turns around and realizes everyone is walking away from him. Leaving him alone. He can't stand to be alone! So he whips around and grabs Aragorn's shoulder.*

Don't leave me here alone! It's scary by myself.

"Guys? The Vulcan Mind Meld IS... NOT... WORKING!!!"

Balrog:Come back here, Ill give you candy!
Aragron:Yay, free candy!
Legolas:Get back here, it's not real stupid!

Aragron pout's and starts to cry until Boromir gives him some candy.

Greetings,

Anuion
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HONDA NX250

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...ivendell_3.jpg

Merry: *sniff sniff* Pip, I think Frodo just farted.
Pippin: *strained voice* No, it was me, and I really gotta go!

Frodo: Look, it's Arwen.... she's so beautiful....
Merry: Oh man, don't you wish hobbit girls looked like that, Pippin? Wow....
Pippin: (mistaking Elrond for Arwen) You call that beautiful?! She doesn't even look like a girl! She needs a serious makeover, and needs to lose a few pounds, and have a face lift, and...... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Merry: isn't this the mtv council of elrond?
frodo: it's beautiful.
Pippin: Ya...discusting right...merry?
merry:It is kinda attractive...


ok next one

http://www.wellingtonnz.com/images/E...iv%20Tyler.jpg

Hey, give people a chance! There was only one post!
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Frodo: *thinking* How did I get stuck with these idiots. Gandalf said I'd be able to leave them behind. Hence the secret in secret council.....
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Arwen: Look, I have a sword, aren't a cleaver... doesn't it make me look hot.....

For the Merry & Pippin Picture

Merry: Pippin, you are embarrising me seriously
Pippin: yeah right!

Frodo:cheese (hallalujha goes off in his head)
Merry:Pippin, I think Frodo has finally lost it. Its just cheese. Pippin.....?
Pippin:Cheese..... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Merry: You'll have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us!
Pippin: Pshh!! Yeah right girlfriend!
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Arwen: See this sword, PJ? If you ever put me in a dress like that again you're getting it down your throat! Yeah, little man I'm talking to you!

Those captions for the Merry-Pip picture are hilarious!

Arwen: "I'm not really threatening you. I was swinging my sword and it got stuck in that styrofoam rock above my head. But I'm gonna pretend it didn't happen because the show must go on...."

OR

"Did that Ringwraith just whistle at me?!"

[ February 24, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]

Pippin:Merry, whats aragorn doing to Arwen...
Merry:I'll tell you when your older Pip...
Pip: Frodo seems to be enjoying it....

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Oh those amusing hobbits!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...ry_moria_1.JPG

Frodo: Oh my god!
Merry:*turns around to see* Oh my god!!
Frodo: Pippin! Put your clothes back on!
Merry: I think I have to put my eyes out now!
Sam says nothing, he's been shocked silent.

Where will you be when your laxative starts working?

from ninecompanions.

Frodo: Oh my word! Arwens dress is slipping even further!
Merry: Pippin! Stop pulling her dress!

Merry: Ya know, maybe all those rumors about Strider being well....you know...messed up in the head are really true...
Frodo: Yeah, but this is taking it too far! I mean look what he's doing to poor Pippin!
Merry: Do you think Arwen knows about this?

Ah me, another rather perverted one. Sorry, my fellow BDers. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

After failing many attempts to gain the ring, the ringwraiths executed plan z:the ice-down-the-pants routine.

Now this is interesting:
You all see that picture and write sex/bathroom jokes, and when I see it the first thing I think of is:

Frodo: "Ah! Sam's head has been cleaved in two!"

Merry: "Right down the middle! And they rated this movie PG-13???"

Both: "The horror of it!"

Sam: "Now I'm really a halfling!"

[ February 25, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

Merry: Legolas what happened?!

Frodo: He's been mauled by fangirls...here they come, RUN!!!

whee! Super stuff you guys! And for all you perverts out there, why do you center on innocent-no wait i take that back-Pippin? AAH!! Anyways, here's a new picture:
http://www.canoe.ca/JamLordOfTheRing...premiere04.jpg
Dom: Hey! Look at that! That's a pink bunny rabbit!
Elijah: Whee! Looky my cloud! Hello Mister cloud! Wanna have a staring contest? GO!
Billy: Huh huh huh huh..duhhh
Sean: (off stage) What the HELL was in those cigars?

[ February 25, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ]

Oh, my! That is not a good picture of Elijah.

That is not a good picture of any of them!

camera man: smile for the camera boys

*Click**Flash*

Billy: (In a scottish accent of course) Oh my gosh, I think we been blinded.

Dominic: Don't look know guys, but there is this totaly awesome party going on across the streat.
Billy:Wow man, let's ditch these losers and go there.

Greetings,

Anuion
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SATIVA STRAINS

The new sharply dressed Meriadoc demands that his hair be returned to him.

My heck, Elijah looks STONED! *cackles insanely*

"The legendary 'We Just Woke up' photo."

http://www.jimcalagon.supanet.com/askjohnhorde.htm
sorry if it's too soon for another pic
but I have all these great ones in 'TLOTR The Making of the Movie Trilogy' but no scanner [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] then I found this one and... I just had to post it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Not another of the dreaded red X's [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

[ February 26, 2003: Message edited by: Silmarien ]

oh I have the picture in my pictures I know it's been explained before but how do you put on pics? [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Which picture? I'll post it.

How to post a picture:
When you find the one you want put your mouse over the pic, right click on it, then go to the bottom of the box and choose properties. Copy the address (URL). Then come back here and click on Add Reply and click on IMAGE in the Instant UBB Code, then paste your URL in the box that pops up.

Hope that helps!
Here's my contribution!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler..._gollum_35.jpg

Gollum plays hide and seek with the Hobbits.

[ February 27, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[ February 27, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Gollum: I just sat on a stick.ouch.

Gollum: It wasn'tss usss, precious! We didntss take the cookies from the cookiesss jar....

[ February 28, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

Gollum: From this camera angle, you can't tell if we are naked or not.... heh, that'll gives you nightmares...

Gollum: ahhhh We feelssss better now, my preciousssssssss. We dranksses to much waterssssss.ahhhhhhhhhhh

Tree: *southern twang* I feel violated!

Gollum wasn't quite sure what it was that was growing out the back of his head. All he did know was that he didn't like it....

Gollum: Welcomes you to Rivendellers we doesss, Mr. Annnderson...

*or*

Gollum: We's is eeevil... DOCTOR Evil. *pinkie*

I think it's time for a new one:

http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/re...siliel-cat.jpg

It's so cute!

[ February 28, 2003: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ]

Crazy Captions Continued
 

I love the crazy captions page, but it was getting pretty long to open up, and took forever to process! Here we may continue.

*I just want to add this for those who want to post a picture but don't know how. (That means if you ask later on how to post a picture, everyone will snicker, and think you lazy for not reading this part!!) I am telling you how I do it on an IBM type computer. Don't know how it works for Macintosh. If you do, let me know and I shall include that here.

**PARDON THE INTERRUPTION as far as I know the picture you want to put on has to be located online somewhere. It's got to have a web address. I don't know how to use a picture that is located on your own hard drive. If someone does know how to do that, it would be much appreciated if you would PM and let me know so I can include it here. Thanks** Find the picture you want, right click on that picture, go to the bottom of the box where it says Properties. A properties box will pop up. In the middle of the box will be a part that says "Address:" with (URL) underneath. Highlight the address that is indicated, right click on that, choose copy. Then come here and click on Reply. Underneath the message box you will see "Instant UBB Code" The one on the bottom right should say IMAGE. Click on that. Another little box will pop up with a place for you to put the address. Click on the white space, than right click, hit paste and your address should be put in it. After that, add what every you are going to say, then hit Post! That should work, but if it doesn't you can PM me and I'll try to help.*

NEXT PICTURE!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...hadowfax_1.jpg

Gandalf: My, Legolas, when you said you wanted a change, I didn't realize it would this drastic!

[ March 03, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Don Corleone makes Gandalf "an offer he can't refuse".