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Gimli Son Of Gloin 06-01-2002 02:01 PM

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Don't look at me like that. . .
I'm sorry, but I had too.
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well Gimli, i think u and me(and ne1 else hu went on the "wierd but true" thread, will appreciate this one, involving a certain site...www.whitehouse.com...

I rated him one bone for that...

[ June 01, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ]

Gimli Son Of Gloin 06-02-2002 12:28 AM

gollum*elf*pup: What is with all these stupid smilies, they're pointless!

Starbreeze, Joy, Child of the Seventh Age, Barrow Wight, littlemanpoet, Raefindel: I think I'll actually go read LotR, I hear it's not a half bad book.

Nevtalathiel 06-02-2002 09:04 AM

Cimmerian: Strong, muscle-bound warrior type RP characters are so boring, and having attractive elves fawning all over you is so over-rated!

Daniel Telcontar 06-02-2002 10:48 AM

Gimli Son of Gloin: What is it with all these dwarves, they are just SO stupid. Must be because their brains are as small as their bodies.

Gimli Son Of Gloin 06-02-2002 09:27 PM

Jessica Jade: I wish Stalin would have lived longer, Communism was such a great idea!

VanimaEdhel 06-03-2002 05:32 PM

ArwenBaggins: I'm in a BAD MOOD! I don't like you any more Menelduliniel! I'm grumpy and cranky, and feel like being mean for the REST OF MY LIFE!

((what: no one has anything else at me?))

EDIT: Just thought of another!
GreatWarg: You know, I don't see people's fascination with Star Wars...I don't get it...

[ June 03, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

Amanaduial the archer 06-04-2002 10:45 AM

I cant believe it, Im actually not on here? good god!

Gimli, u rated him a bone for that? as in, in a good way?! I dunno what i have to do to get in your good books hunny, but do i really have to go as low as posting things like that?!

Gimli Son Of Gloin 06-04-2002 03:46 PM

I rated him one bone to bring down his rating, not raise it.

Nevfeniel 06-04-2002 05:05 PM

Perelin Took- not only will i write in all lower-case letters, i will try not to make any comments that will result in people being annoyed at me. i do not want to be annoying.

[ June 04, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

Elrian 06-04-2002 05:15 PM

Mary Sue:Quit pickin on ME!!!!
http://www.plauder-smilies.de/outtahere.gif

Guo Si 06-04-2002 06:25 PM

Gimli son of Gloin: You know that site Mho mentioned? Well, I can't wait to thank him for it!

ElanorGamgee 06-04-2002 09:55 PM

Samwise: "Nassty newbies on the Barrow-Downses! We hates them! We hates them and the cross Hobbit, yes, preciousss."

Ithaeliel 06-05-2002 04:15 PM

Losthuniel, Vorlotwen, Lush, me: I HATE Orlando Bloom! And I hate Legolas even more!

Nufaciel: Oh, goodness, I forgot. What's elvish for elf?

Guo Si 06-05-2002 04:22 PM

VanimaEdhel: Any reply consisting of only a "yes"

VanimaEdhel 06-06-2002 05:03 PM

Guo Si: Miss a chance to say something about Van? Sure...I'll just be at the movies, ogling Orlando Bloom...he's so hot! Don't you agree?

Elenna 06-14-2002 09:04 AM

Gimli: Dwarves are so boring. I want to play an elf-maiden.

Cimmerian: Oh, a brand new member starting their own RP? Way to go!

Amanduial: I want to play a very happy, perky, non-troubled character.

Anyone: Why do we spend so much time on Barrow Downs? We should all get outside more! I quit!

Rosseiliantiel 06-16-2002 07:47 PM

Me: I feeeeeeel sooooooooo loooved *hugs self*
yaaaaaaa, sorry bad mood

mark12_30 06-17-2002 07:06 PM

Lush: "Who cares about Ewan MacGregor's eyeliner?"

Gilthalion: "Hobbits are just... dull. "

Gimli: "Another mug of beer? Why would I drink another mug of beer?"

Burrahobbit: "Religion is everywhere immmediately apparent to the casual observer in the Lord of the Rings. It MUST be an allegory! Gandalf is The Christ! "

Bethberry: "I think I'll move to Minas Tirith next week and live in a stone house."

GandalfTheGrey: "Move over, you jerk!"

Sharon the 7th Age Hobbit: "Frodo bores me."

Marileangorifurnimaluim : "Me, too."

Lush 06-17-2002 08:16 PM

mark12_30: "I gave up on in-depth literature a long time ago. Gimme those romance novels!"

Bethberry: "The thing with Tom Bombadil is that he just...sucks. Living all his life in some stinking forest, wearing horrendous yellow boots (if only we could sic Joan Rivers on him), and singing like a 2-year old. And Goldberry has all the symptoms of being a repressed housewife. Sheesh."

burrahobbit: "Hey guys! I have an idea for our latest RPG, why don't we all do drugs?"

Child of the 7th Age: "The crappiest book I've ever read has to be The Once and Future King. It's like, incredibly gay."

Mornie Alantie: "Bloom schloom. I can't believe they cast some skinny kid from Canterbury as Legolas. The nerve!"

mark12_30 06-17-2002 08:33 PM

TypicalScreamingFangirlModAlpha: "You know, I'm fond of Legolas and all, but... (turning to face the other way ) : those biceps... those dreadlocks... those gleaming white fangs. Oooh! **heartfelt sigh** Lurtz, I'm yours forever!"

TypicalScreamingFangirlModBeta: "The all-time award for the best eyes-- the most expressive, the most piercing, the most penetrating and-- oooh, sedDUCTive-- definitely, absolutely, FOREVER goes to--- oooooooh, he's SO HOT!!!!!!!-- Christopher Lee."

Queen of all the MarySues: "All right, Mary-Sues all, since we're completely invinceable and outrageously beautiful to boot, let's rescue Gollum from Sauron's torture chamber even before he squeals about 'Baggins' and 'Shire'. "

(and on a completely different plane...)

FrodoBaggins: " I'm not REEEEEEEEEAAALLLY Frodo Baggins. And I'm getting tired of playing such a nice guy."

Samwise: "Yeah, I'm getting pretty sick of all this. How about we play orcs?"

[ June 18, 2002: Message edited by: mark12_30 ]

Lush 06-17-2002 08:57 PM

Joy: "I've been converted to the early religion of the Roman empire, whatever it's called, and now worship Jeff the God of Biscuits."

Samwise: "What's with all these crappy newcomers?"

Sharku: "If you want to harp on about Orli's dreamy eyes, you've come to the right place, girls."

VanimaEdhel: "I'm sorry, I think flirting on the Internet is just inappropriate."

P.S. Vanima, I'm a chick, not a dude.

Elenna 06-18-2002 11:17 AM

Sharku: "Aww, heck. Let's let them talk about whatever they want!"

Mary Sues: My character is now divorced from Legolas and has faced defeat at the hands of an Orc. Oh well. I'm going to go be a housewife!

Amanaduial the archer 06-18-2002 02:09 PM

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Amanduial: I want to play a very happy, perky, non-troubled character.
ooh u know i think i might be insulted! u know i think im gonna find an RP and play someone like that right now!Hang on, Lindir is happy tho int he? anyway Elenna isnt without problems.... im sorry random rant, u know i luv u really...sort of...

Elenna- Warrior maids? As in fighting???!!! Ugh....plaz someone bring in the hankerchiefs...yay embroidery!

Amanaduial the archer 06-18-2002 02:14 PM

jeez, i cnat even find an RP where i can BE a happy perky yada yada yada person...i mean come on, is there nowhere i can be happy!!????(ok really i didnt mean to sound so melodramatic, really....)

anyone help me on that.....?i wont hold my breath...

Elenna 06-24-2002 03:05 PM

YAY FOR EMBROIDERY!!!

*Elenna starts rolling on the ground, twitching convulsively at the very thought.*

Lush 06-24-2002 05:28 PM

Sharku: "Lush, I completely sympathize with you in your anger over the fact that the Azzurri were sabotaged by an idiotic referee, and would never make fun of you for feeling this way. Here, you can cry on my shoulder. Oh, wait, I don't have a shoulder. I'm an eyeball.

Elenna:"Ireland sucks!!!"

Gimli son of Gloin: "I wanna look like Harry Potter."

burrahobbit: "Eh, what a bunch of losers gathered on one forum. And no, I don't want to meet any of you, you weirdos! Get away!" *pulls out AK-47*

Gimli son of Gloin: "Vote? For what? Where?" *yawn*

Jessica Jade: "Check out my collection of red flags, and my signed photo of Andropov!"

Vinyampaawen: "I bow down before your supremacy, Mr. Barrow-Wight. Oh, and by the way, freedom of speech is, like, way overrated."

Birdland: "Lurtz? Who the hell is Lurtz?"

burrahobbit 06-25-2002 01:39 AM

But Lush, you can't shoot people over the internet. You've got to see them in person to do that.

Cimmerian 06-25-2002 02:45 AM

Nevtalathiel - Oh! People always misread me as evil, why don't they see the real me. Sniff!

Elenna - Feel free to criticsie me, it will help me improve.

Rosa_Baggins - I have so much to do, not an idle minute in my day.

Celebmundoiel - No thanks, I know my way around this RPG.

Lush - Questionaires? You mean those long drawn boring threads... naw, couldn't care about them anyway.

VanimaEdhel - May I join this RPG? Would you be kind enough to invite me to this RPG?

Aosama - I dunno what to say... oh, Legolas rocks.

Gimli - I'm twelve. I don't know anything about anybody.

Gilthlion - Please jump in and post away, doesn't matter where we are in the story. Characters develop all the time.

Cimmerian(who) - I love Party RPG threads. Kewl!

That was my first try at this, I haven't really read much of the posts here at the BD forum, but what the hey....

Rosa_Baggins 06-25-2002 05:20 AM

Cimmerian-OI!!Yeh you lil laddy!!Could you run down to the hospital and get me my new false teeth and zimmer frame because im soooooo old and i cant do it myself!


Rosa_Baggins(wonder who that is?):What is te meaning of life?

[ June 25, 2002: Message edited by: Rosa_Baggins ]

Cimmerian 06-25-2002 10:00 AM

Et tu, Rosa [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

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Elenna 06-25-2002 10:35 AM

Thank you ever so much for your constructive criticism, Cimm!

*Draws dagger and falls on it*

IRELAND ROCKS!

Rosseiliantiel 06-25-2002 10:50 AM

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IRELAND ROCKS!
never were truer words spoken.

Losthuniel 06-25-2002 10:56 AM

*is confused* huh?

Daniel Telcontar 06-25-2002 01:11 PM

I am sorry, but I have made a count, and we are above the allowed 101 comments, so BW, if you would just...

No seriously, I gave up counting when I amde the number 110 and was only halfway through page 1.

And if you want my two cents on this:

Littlemanpoet, Child of..., Raefindel: What on earth is it with these brainies!! Why do we have to be so serious. Let us forget all these discussions and talk about something like if PJ needs a shave.

Baran: I love english, it is so superior to the norwegian language.

Rosa_Baggins 06-25-2002 02:31 PM

Did i upset you, cim?Im sorry.Its something you would never say coz you not THAT old! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]Your just.....*counting with her fingers*....6 years older than me. Did that make you feel better?
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Aman-AHHHHH!!Its a spider!!!!

Nev-Im so giddy!!!hehehehehehehehehehehe.Oh look a pwetty flower!!!

Gimli-*girly scream*I GOT A PAPER CUT!!!*starts crying*

Rosseiliantiel 06-27-2002 11:15 AM

Losthuniel: Ive known you for, what, four years and you STILL havent got it that I AM IRISH???? I am perfectly aware of the fact that I live in Canada, but I am Irish by birth, mostly. So there. And I Irish dance, but thats beyond the point. GAH!

Amanaduial the archer 06-27-2002 02:52 PM

Ross, Elenna, i agree with u completely my wee leprecaun friends!

Losthuniel 06-27-2002 04:28 PM

I KNOW you are Irish, idiot. i was talking about the whole fall-on-dagger thing.

Ithaeliel 06-27-2002 05:34 PM

I can't believe I'm not in here yet http://216.40.201.38/contrib/ed/smileeek.gif ! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Lush: Italy? Pff, who needs them, they suck. Now, North Korea is a different story!
Sharku: Are you KIDDING? You'd have to be crazy to like North Korea! <<I really hope that's North Korea and not South Korea>>

Lush 06-27-2002 05:58 PM

Ithaeliel: "Fairy-tale creatures are so very much passé. Fairies? Unicorns? What is this? The Middle Ages, or something? Bleh."


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