Gandalf: Rock concert security guard "You shall not pass!"

Well... "handsome" is the better word, but yes, I do.

BTW, to use quotes, type "[ quote]this is the text I'm quoting[/quote ]" taking away the spaces between the word "quote" and the bracket ([ or ]). [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

You shall not pass, lmao!

Gandalf: Look buddy, if yer names not down, yer not coming in...

Can *SO* just hear him saying that...

lol . . . yes I can hear him saying that too. hehe. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I just thought up another one for Gandalf.

Gandalf: Legolas's body guard. Couldn't you just see Gandalf fighting off rabid Legolas fangirls. LOLOLOLOL...

No, I think Legolas would hire Boromir for that...
Or maybe Aragorn...it would explain why theyre ALWAYS together...

Mental image...

Ai! Legolas! Fangirls approaching! Better fetch Aragorn...
Arargorn: Ug. Me, kill. Me, punch Fangirls.

Legolas: Good boy Aragorn. Siiiit, staaay...

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Aragorn- eating chipmunks, chips, and monks.

gimli- a secret monk (little does heknow he will soon be eaten...

legolas- throwing coconut bombs at anthills, then blaming the neighbouring colony, thus starting an ant war.

sam- headbutting chickens, then dipping them in beer.

pippin- helping gandalf

gandalf- riding emus


(for those of you who have seen one ring to rule them all2)

frodo: ring goes on, ring goes off, ring goes on, ring goes off...

sauron- listening to new age music and being oblivious

isildur- buying mercedes benzes

i also said tango and tandoori chicken. iluvatar can do them, right?

I love it guy who be short! Isildur! Don't forget, he would also cut down rainforests and burn fossil fuels.

Sauron would be putting his evil spells IN his books.
Trying to get broadband for his palantir.
Spend hours trying to look at nude pictures of Arwen.
Pondering the mysteries of Ents and Dr. Pepper.
Catch up on his evil plotting

Wayne the Goblin would spend his time preparing his note taking for the meetings.
And preparing slides and movies for persuading Sauron the Ring will be destroyed in Mt. Doom.

Sam and Frodo - hanging around...and playing I spy.

Gollum - high diving off cliffs into lava.

Bilbo will help Lenord Nimoy make music videos with the hippie chicks.

If you don't get these, click the link in my sig, and you shall soon learn...yeessss...yeeeeeeesssssssss...that's evil, yes...that's gonna be good...

that one ring to rule them all 2, is Soooooooo funny!!! I have two favorite parts, Ring goes on, ring goes off, ring goes on, ring goes off, and I get it! No wait... that's new age music and I'm still oblivious. Those are great!

How about those slumber parties? Co-ed dare I say?

Galadriel, Gimli, Rosie, Samwise, Saruman, Arwen, Sauron, Eowyn, Gandalf, Elrond, Legolas: All together at a girly sleepover painting thier nails and talking about the guys they like.... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Saruman, Wayne the Goblin, Sauron, Ugluk, Lurtz, Grishnakh, and all other baddies: evil slumber party talking about their ambitions.

All the elves: having a prissy slumber party and talking about make-up and hairdos and the humans they have a crush on.

All the girls of various races + Gimli: having a prissy party and talking about the male elves they have a crush on.

Cheers,

~ Elentari II

As a child, Galadriel liked to look at puddles and imagine she was seeing things (see funniest home videos of ME).
And she also liked to scare her brothers by putting destructive thoughts in their heads.

Mwa ha ha ha. My version of Galadriel is evil.