Binky! (It's actually my dog's nickname, but whatever)
..::Who played Frodo in the movie?::..

LOL, my dad's pet frog!
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Why did Professor McGonagall from Harry Potter kick Gandalf?

Because Gandalf pulled her hair.
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Who is Elrond?

Treebeard's alter-ego.
..::Why does Merry like carrots::..

Because they are his favorite color.
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Who plays Legolas?

I do! LOL
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What did Gandalf do when he and the Balrog fell in Moria?

Said "Oh look I seem to be falling down a huge crevasse" and read a book on huge crevasses.
What does Celeborn use to write letters?

an old mushy carrot
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what do elves like to eat?

Caterpillars, of course.
..::How do elves manage to stay so slim and trim?::..

They work out. They pump iron. They stick to their diets. They remember to participate in Master Elrond's annual triathlon which involves crossing the Bruinen and jogging through the Trollshaws very fast to avoid the troll-hordes which gather every year to hinder the progress of elven triathletes with heavy stone clubs.
Question: Gandalf escaped from Orthanc by sprouting giant eagle-wings and soaring away. Why doesn't he just transform when he falls from the Bridge of Khazad-Dum?
[I realize this is ridiculous]

He doesn't transform because he wants to go to his friend the Balrog's tea party down below them.
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Who is Arwen's dad?

Gandalf... isn't it obvious?
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Why are Hobbits feet so big an hairy?

Well, the very first hobbit in history was very clumsy. He kept dropping things on his feet, so they were always swollen, and one day, he noticed he was going bald, and tried that Rogain stuff. Well, I don't think I have to say he dropped that stuff on his feet, too. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] For some reason, all his descendents had large, hairy feet.

..::Why did Aragorn and Boromir like to frolic through meadows of daisies? Weren't they afraid people would question their masculinity?::..

They thought it was fun, and no one saw them, so they thought it was ok.
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Where does Denethor live?

In Candyland. Duh.
..::When Hobbits are crossed with Dwarves, what happens? For one thing, what are they called?::..

No one knows what happens but they are called dwobbits.
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Why does Legolas use a bow and arrow?

Because he things it makes him look good, instead of with a sword.
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How old was Gandalf?

He was only 11 years old. What can I say? It's natural for wizards to age quickly.
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What happened to the entwives?

They went to the ocean to find suitable fish for pets.
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Where did Frodo live?

Frodo Baggins lives in my finger. He's very smart. He's been to the moon! Oh thank you...twice!! >Muppet's treasure island...<

Why did everyone start arguing at Elrond's secret council?

Because they were trying to prove Frodo was Sauron in disguise. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

What color was Saruman?

Horribly green...yeah...I know.
Why was Sauron evil, and why did he make the ring?

He was evil because no one liked his clothes and therefore would not let him come to their fancy parties. The reason he made the ring was so that he'd have at least one fancy thing that might get him accepted into the dress parties, but it didn't work.
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What was Frodo's favorite type of pet, a fish, a cat, or a hampster? (I know I spelt hamster wrong, but I like spelling it like that)

A hamster because he had the perfect exersize wheel for it- the One Ring! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Who was Figwit?

Um, I read the name and wanted to join in here, so here goes! Figwit was a talking fig that liked to tapdance.
Question: Who was Frodo?

Welcome to the Downs, Miho! The answer is he was a toad that lived in Mordor as Sauron's pet frog.
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Oh yes! Question! Ummm, where did Gollum live?

[ August 11, 2002: Message edited by: suicidal elf chick ]

Come on, answer my question!!! I feel stupid now...

Gollum lived in Osgiliath, which may explain why he was so bad tempered. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Where is Minas Tirith?

My closet, of course. Where else would it be?
..::Why did Bilbo give presents on his birthday?::..

Bilbo didn't give presents, he returned presents given to him last. According to Frodo, he is VERY picky when it comes to gifts. No wonder his relatives don't like him.
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How do hobbits communicate?

They throw children out the window with notes to the other hobbit.
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What color was the ring?

It was tye-dyed pink, blue, yellow, orange, and green.
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Use three words to describe Aragorn.

selfish,ignorant and unfriendly

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why do elves have pointy ears????

All the better to eat with, my dear! Mooahaha!
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Why did they want to destroy the rings so badly?

Because they all wanted it and it was easier to destroy it so no one would fight over it.
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Why does Frodo have to carry the ring?

It was Gandalf's punishment for him after Frodo played a practical joke on him.
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Who did Eowyn disguise herself as and why did she do it?

She dressed up as a sailor because she wanted to join the Navy! (lame, I know)
..: [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]id Arwen and Éowyn stay up late at night during slumber parties talking nonstop about Aragorn, or did they just not like each other?::..

No, they stayed up all night long discussing biology. (lame, I know.)
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Question~ Why was Frodo mad when Gandalf threw the One Ring into the fire?

He just finished polishing the ring from the last time it was thrown in the fire.
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Why did Sam go to Mordor with Frodo?

He wanted to capture a Mordor Elf(aka Orc) and keep it as a pet!
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Who, disguised as a man, rode with the Riders of Rohan and defeated the Witch King?