Liv Tyler. Who can be more stupid and more irritating?

Julia Roberts in any female role would do the trick for me. Preferably a strong & tough one - Haleth?
And Ralph Fiennes as one of the bland good guys - Ingwë or Finarfin. (Just think of his hyper-affected portrayal of Voldemort, especially the resurrection scene in Goblet of Fire.)

EDIT: Have we decided what to do with Tom Cruise? I'd suggest some absolutely minor role - let's say, Amlach or Imlach, or Beren & Finrod's companion #9.

But Liv Tyler can actually sing. So she must be out of the question.

David Bowie as Maglor - He can sing and he's not a bad actor, as seen in the Labyrinth (yes, I'm one of those girls :Merisu:) but it'd be ridiculously comedic...dance magic dance and all that.

Also, Dick Van Dyke as Daeron...once again, not a bad actor or singer, but the only thing I would be able to think of was Burt from Mary Poppins. Oh it's a jolly holiday with Luthien....;)

Sorry for reviving, but this thread is hilarious. Found it while searching for something completely unrelated.

How can this be??? Has your opinion changed on Beren and Luthien?

Thingol: Give me back the Silmaril and the Nauglamir.

Dwarf (played by De Niro): Are you talking to me?


LOL. That sums it up.


Agreed. That's what I thought as soon as I saw his name pop up.


That would be hilarious.

Hasselhoff should play the elf that always taunted Turin and told him to comb his hair. Sadly, that elf dies...


Completely Hollywood Version of Silmarillion

Director - Wes Anderson (I haven't seen any of his films, but they seem quirky enough.)

Actually, "Hollywood" would probably film this like they film every horrible reality show. Up close sit down interviews with the characters filmed in a studio spliced into the storyline every ten seconds for whatever dumb reason the characters need to explain the storyline and what's going on.

Feanor - James Franco

His Two Sons (Hollywood has a budget).
Maedros - Robert Twilight Pattinson
Maglor - Justin Timberlake

Beren - Tom Cruise
Luthien - Katie Holmes

Thingol - Brad Pitt
Melian - Angelina Jolie

Turin - Hayden Darth Vader Christiansen
Nienor - Natalie Portman
Beleg Strongbow - Johnny Depp (that would be cool, but he would be killed off early)
Hurin - Joe Pesci

Tuor - Will Smith
Turgon - Sean Connory
Maeglin - Robert Downey Jr.
Glorfindel - Orlando Bloom

Earendil - Mickey Rourke
Elwing - Miley Cyrus

Isildur - Jack Black

Galadriel - Meghan Fox
Celeborn - Leonardo DiCaprio
Cirdan - Chuck Norris
Elrond - Morgan Freeman
Elros - Bill Murray

Gandalf - Justin Bieber (he's a young, hip Gandalf that the kids can relate to)
Saruman - Crispin Glover

Manwe - Will Ferrell
Varda - Lindsey Lohan
Aule - Michael Clarke Duncan
Ulmo - Michael Phelps
Mandos - Jet Li
Yavanna - Jennifer Aniston

Morgoth - Agent Smith, Hugo Weaving
Sauron - Russel Brand
Glaurong - James Earl Jones
Gothmog - Jim Carrey

Smeagol - Charlie Sheen

Smealmarillion?

I don't understand.... no I have always loathed them and don't see any reason to stop...