Saruman: I am a rushing stream, that over time wears away the boulder.

Gandalf: I am the dam that blocks the river.

Pallando: I am the one in the largest hat!

Gandalf: ... Go away.

Again, ignore the Pallando thing. :D

Saruman: I am the termites that eat through the dam.


... Useful things, termites, aren't they?

Gandalf: I am the anteater that slurps up the termites.

Saruman: I am the flock of hornets that drives the anteater away!

Gandalf: I am the fly paper that traps the hornets.

Saruman: I am the fool that gets trapped in the fly papaer while trying to set it up, so the hornets are not trapped in it.

Gandalf: I am Gandalf ( :eek: ), who sents all fools on a less foolish path! :D

Saruman: I am the no-see-ums that clog Gandalf's nose and eyes and prevent him from helping the fools.

I was going to be the annoying ants in Gandalf's clothes, but that might have horrible consequences! :eek:

Gandalf: I am the sneeze which blasts the no-see-ums away.

Saruman: I am the NyQuil that stops the sneezing.

Gandalf: I am Time, in which the NyQuil wears off

Saruman: I am Harvey the Pukha, who controls time. And I wear bee antennae.

Gandalf: I am the Fashion Police, which arrests Harvey.

Saruman: I am the hopelessly out of fashion wizard wearing hot pink robes that blinds the eyes of the Fashion Police.

Gandalf: I am the head of the Order, who casts out the Pink wizard and breaks his staff!

Saruman: I am the big pink splinter that flies straight into your eye when you break the Pink Wizard's staff.

Gandalf: I am the healer who removes and destroys the splinters.

Saruman: I am the healer's inexperience, which causes him to jab the tweezers into your eye! :eek:

Gandalf: I am the Poor quality of the tweezers that causes them to fall apart before reaching the eye.

Saruman: I am the craftsdwarf who made the tweezers in the first place, which obviously means they cannot be of poor quality.

Gandalf: I am the conjunctivitis that blinded the craftsdwarf that made him use tin foil instead of tin sheets to make the tweezers.

I am the eye drops that alleviate the symptoms.

Gandalf: I am the poison in the eye drops that sends the Dwarf to his... eye... Doom.

Saruman: I am the false eye on which drops have no effect!

Gandalf: I am the muscle spasm which caused the false eye to pop out and shatter on the ground.

Saruman: I am the Botox that relaxes the muscles, preventing a spasm

Gandalf: I am the insanely huge bill that follows the Botox.

Saruman: I am the flock? (herd? pack? gaggle? cohort?) of silverfish that eat the bill!

Did you know that silverfish can go for a year without eating?

Gandalf: I am the cramps the silverfish get from swimming too soon after eating.



And no, I didn't know that. That's the thing I learned today.

Saruman: I am the fact that silverfish are insects, not actual fish, and so shouldn't be swimming in the first place.

Gandalf: I am the fire that burns the book of facts!

Saruman: I am the thousands of copies of the book!

Gandalf: I am a small typo in the books that states that silver fish are fish.

Saruman: I am the second edition, which corrects the typo.

Gandalf: I am the bookshops who refuse to sell the book.

Saruman: I am the websites that sell the book.

Gandalf: I am a pirate that redirects all that web traffic back to where it should be...the downs.

Saruman: I am the exploding server... that... Explodes... with all the people now visiting... yes.

Gandalf: I am Tom Bombadil and a merry fellow,
Bright blue my jacket is, and my boots are yellow.
I skip, prance and sing nonsense, for Tom, he is quite silly:
I also fix whatever’s wrong, all willy-nilly!