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I wish Gandalf was a Giant-sized Snow Cone. |
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I wish Mumakil could tight-rope walk. |
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I wish that Doriath was a theme park |
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I wish Sauron was ailurophobic (terrified of cats). |
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Sauron fears cats. So much, in fact, that he begins to hate them, and all things that look like them. That, he decided, includes Hobbits, and so has them all killed before the Ring is even made. Oh dear. I wish that there were more rings of power. |
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There are more Rings of power. So many in fact that Sauron can't keep track of them all and loses a whole bunch. A gang of Skewrls finds some and they take over Middle-Earth! The End. I wish that the entire Fellowship were girls. |
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I wish Bill the Pony had laser vision |
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I wish Helm's Deep was a giant burger bar. |
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I wish Gandalf would stop uncloaking |
Your wish is granted. With great difficulty, Gandalf quit his nassty habbit. Unfourtunately, there was nothing exciting happening so everyone was bored to death.
I wish that Radagast had been more involved. |
A twist this time!
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I wish Sauron was really a hobbit. |
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I wish Gothmog was normal like every other orc. |
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I wish Gondor and Harad/Umbar would be the best of friends. |
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I wish Gimli was a woman-dwarf |
Hah!
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I wish the Nazgul were pink and sparkley. |
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I wish PJ hadn't put those messed up hyena things in the movies. |
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I wish Saruman had blue hair and was a hippy |
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I wish there were more Gollum/Smeagol conversations in the movies. |
Your wish is granted
Gollum/smeagol have more conversations in the movie. As a result a large society of Schitzofrenics gets mad and sues PJ and Newline for making fun of them, and a s a result all gollum/smeagol conversations had to be cut.\\ I wish that Fatty had gone on the quest with the rest of the conspirators |
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I wish The Anduin was a river of chocolate. |
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I wish Numenoreans weren't so damn proud. |
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I wish that The Silmarilion included something about the End of Days, |
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I wish Denethor would shave his back hair. |
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I wish the Ring had a cape. |
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I wish the Palantir were more widely available. |
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I wish Morgoth was a firefly. |
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I wish that the Valar who were not part of the Aratar would have been more invovled in the Silmarillion. |
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I wish that the good guys were the bad guys and the bad guys were the good guys. (for example Gandalf=bad, Sauron=good) |
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your wish is granted. this causes a great war becaue the evil elves tried to invade the generous Haradrim and steal their Tea-sipping Mumakil I wish that Gandalf was actually a Ninja-Wizard |
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I wish Legolas wasn't always so obvious... |
your wish is granted,
unfortunately the reason Legolas was so obvious in the fis=rst place is that the rest of Middle earth was just so slow. So nobody realizes that marching on the black gate is a diversion. ;) I wish that Pippen would have gone with Frodo instead of Sam at Rauros |
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I wish Saruman was CEO of Starbucks. |
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I wish Gandalf were the head of the White Council. |
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I wish that all of the members in the Barrow-Downs put on a play, for the entire world, of LOTR. |
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I wish that Dol Amroth was the capital of Gondor. |
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I wish that the Downs had its own mini serise. |
Granted. It gets cancelled before the first commercial.
I wish Sauron didn't ruin whatever image he had whenever he lost a fight. |
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I wish that Minas Morgul was not made into an evil place. |
Granted. It is so goody-two shoes that no one can stand the place.(When I meant Sauron losing his image, I meant his reputation. You can't really think highly of a warlord when he loses to a dog and surrenders to an unarmed women.)
I wish Gandalf would have told everyone at the Council of Elrond that the Eagles wouldn't fly Frodo to Mount Doom. |
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I wish the Anduin was made of Chocolate! |
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