A 15 year old forgetting his alphabet :eek:. Whatever next? I do apologise...

Holbytlass: I did use the Members list function before, but I didn't want to do members who aren't active. Some of those people havn't come on the BD since 1970! And a very large number signed up, posted a little and left. I much prefer referring to the people I've come to know so well. :)

Someone used to much windex on that sliding glass door, I believe.

At least there was a correction of this fault. Now, let's continue... These are greatly humorious. ;)

~ The list goes ever on ka

I once ran into a clear plastic door that my father had just cleaned and polished. I sympathise with all you other door-walkers.

Another thought: perhaps we should make a Tolkien characters version? That way we could put in their actual deaths :D.

Anyway, I'm in two minds about doing "Z." The only regular Downer beginning with Z is Zifnab, and he's already been done (in by a door).

We don't want the Barrow-wight coming down on us do we now? back on topic!

'Z' is for zb who was stabbed by Elanor.

Well compensating for my summary execution at the Werewolf village...

In my version of English (and I sound as if I could get a job with the BBC's World Service most of the time ) Rickshaw and Singapore rhyme... obviously the scansion is different.....

*sigh*
 

A is for Abercombie of Rohan, who fell off the catwalk trying to impersonate The Phantom of the Opera

(now it should be something that describes the person, like abercombie who likes The Phantom of the Opera)

Blimey Gil-Galad, that rhyme is what I call throwing down the gauntlet. Here goes:

B is for Bethberry, whose essay on classical myth gave mortal offence to the goddess Hera.

(Btw - the original gashlycrumb tinies were in rhyming couplets, so perhaps we could allow C to be a new rhyme...)

C is for Celebuial who got lost on the moor

D is for Dark Rose who died from great ennui, better known as much bore...






~ Ka

(**Announcement**. PLEASE! Keep on topic, I would like as much as everyone else like to see this thread continue, but If it is abused we lose it. Thank you. And also, thanks to those who continued the ryhmes in the great turmoil of nonsense that could be made into PM's. This was not meant to be harsh, just advisable!)

E is for Everdawn, who hit her head on the floor.

F is for Feanor of the Peredhil, who ate an apple core (apple seeds are poisonous, unbeknownst to Feanor).

Take that!
 

B is for Barrow Wight, hideously mangled in a forum mutiny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smokin:

(I apologise for getting out of order, but I read Barrow Wight's first post on this thread, and I felt I should avenge THE Ka.)

G is for Glorfindel, REPLACED BY ARWEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

H is for Hookbill who refuses to acknowledge my awesomeness and more

I is for Ithaeliel, the unfortunate tea-lady of the Three Armies War.

(They rhyme, alright? From where I'm sitting anyway...)

J is for Joy, attacked by a wild boar.

K is for Kitanna, smacked upside the head with an oar. :p

L is for Lalwende stuffed under a door.

M is for Meneltarmacil , stuffed into a drawer.

N is for narfforc, killed by a stoor.

O is for obloquy who got stuck in a moor.

P is for peonydeepdelver who was sliced with sharp things galore

Q is for quam who has quit the board.

(oh my gosh, I remember this, this was sooo fun!)


R is for Roa who was hung by a cord.

S is for Sliw who had a mere 6 posts before being eaten by a troll

S is for Shasta, who was mangled by the axe of a Nord. *ignore this one*

Edit:

Boo Morsul! :p

T is for TGEW, who lost a bet and her soul! :eek:

U is for Ulmondil who rose from the depths of other forgotten downers with less than ten posts, just to be trampled by a drunk ent

V is for Valier who got trapped in a small heating vent

W is for Wilwa who gave her life to protect a horrible beast.

X is for xyzzy who was eaten in a great feast.

Y is for Yavanna who died in a fight about who'd get the name yavanna

bahahahaha :p


Z is for zifnab who was tortured in a an orchard


(oh, I think these are supposed to rhyme with the previous one, haha, not really doing that are we....)

Yes. You got a problem with that? :p

A is for Aganzir who was pecked to death by a buzzard.

(no, not really, but I shall kill you now anyways for giving me such a hard rhyme, :p)

B is for Boro, who was assassinated in a billiard....

C is for Craydon1 who got punched in the Gizzard

D for Durelin who froze in a blizzard

E is for Eomer of the Rohirrim who meddled in the affairs of a wizard.

F is for Fea Chomped down by a giant Lizard