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On the Sandy Anduin?
Boromir: "Woah! I've gotta start hitting the beach more often!"
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Boromir finds the only protection from the break dancing Orcs.
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Brormir: I wearrr my suuuunglassees at night, so I can, so I caaaan......
Aragorn:Um, it's day. |
Boromir couldn't figure out why he wasn't swindling anyone with his "Alms for the poor/blind?" call until he remember he was wearing his $700 Oakleys (not to mention the rest of his outfit)...
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Anyway... Boromir: The Fonz of Middle Earth. OR Sean: has anyone seen my glasses? PJ: They're on your face. Sean: No! my other glasses! One had cyder in, the other had gin! |
Boromir was ready for his staredown contest with Sauron.
OR He may get shot full of holes, but at least he'll still have perfect retinas. |
while we're using old lines...
Boromir: "I can't see a thing with these glasses on! Still, I stand a better chance of finding Rivendell then if I'd gone with Mapquest..." :eek:
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(Okay, this will only be funny if you've seen those Coors Light commercials with Bill Walsh.)
Aragorn: "Boromir, I've started lifting again. Can ya tell?" Boromir: "I don't see any... changes that would be... visible..." Disclaimer: This Caption is neither in promotion of, nor in partnership with, Coors Light. The writer will take no stance concerning alcoholic beverages, or the consumption thereof. ( ;) ) |
This is not making fun of or making light of the Community Statement thread, but it just came to me as I was reading through it :D
Boromir can't quite figure out why the future of the Downs looks so dark... |
Boromir:
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing |
The next picture was so bright, Boromir had to wear shades. :cool:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ions/Scary.jpg Sam: I'm not taking another step until he apologises! Frodo: He's a scarecrow! He's inanimate! Scarecrow: You don't have to hurt my feelings! :( OR Scarecrow: Give me a hug! |
Frodo did not know who would be the best to bring on his journey.
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Frodo and Sam glanced at each other, not sure if they could believe that the scarecrow had caught that big fish.
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Frodo: Come on, Sam. Really, how bad could it get?
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Frodo: I knew I shouldn't have let him watch Jeepers Creepers.
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Frodo: We're not going to see the wizard...you can't come!
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Despite being the only people in the field, Frodo and Sam couldn't help the feeling that they were being watched.
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Sam: Wait a minute....you said we were just going to get ice cream...
OR Frodo: Sam, I think we're being stalked. Sam: Why would you say that? Frodo: Because...that scarecrow's been following for the last mile... Sam: Oh, that's ridiculous! Stop being paranoid, Frodo. You know that scarecrows can't stalk people. Scarecrow: *winks at Frodo* Shhh! Frodo: :eek: |
Sam: Wait! Is Mordor that place with all the death and destruction?
Frodo: Yes. Sam: Oh... Bye. OR Sam: Are you sure Farmer Maggot is alright? Frodo: Why do you ask? Sam: Well, he's dressed as a Scarecrow and keeps shouting that the Crows are his friends. |
Sam: We gotta go back Mr Frodo.
Frodo: Why Sam. Sam: I forgot to set the timer to record X Factor. or Sam: What do you mean Mr Frodo, are you trying to tell me that Worzel Gummidge wasn't real, I based my whole accent on him. |
Frodo: "Sam, haven't you put your contact lenses in? That's not Rosie! It's too well-dressed to be Miss Cotton!"
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Dr. Phil (scarecrow): "I think you two should just make things right."
Sam: "Well I'm not going over there!" Frodo: "And I'm not going over there!" |
Sam stands baffled as Frodo asks for directions...
OR For the first five hours it was funny, but Frodo's staring contest with the scarecrow was now getting ridiculous. |
Frodo was finding the 'new and improved' philosophical travelling side of Sam to be quite annoying...
Sam:" ...See! There is another example! That is a scarecrow, but does it scare crows? No! It is just making us question it's real reality to our lives, and to come to think of it, maybe this whole corn field is not corn, but just patterns playing in our minds!! and - " Frodo: " Sigh... Paranoid existentialist..." ~ Ka |
Sam: uh, oh.
Frodo: what? Sam: I think I left the stove on. |
Help Me, Sam! I Can't Stop Myself!
Frodo: "So that's what Gandalf Stormcrow looks like uncloaked!"
Sam: "And to think that's what we've been worrying about all this time!" |
Frodo: I told you to go to the bathroom before we went, Sam!
Sam: Its those darn po-tay-toes again... |
Sam: Wait, Mr. Frodo! I want to paint this cornfield, and then send my ear to Rosie Cotton!
Frodo: That's been done, Sam. Sam: What? Is it Gollum's been mailing severed body parts to my girlfriend? Lemmie at him! |
Frodo: "Come on Sam! We don't have any time to waste!"
Sam: "But just look at his outstretched arms, Mr. Frodo! He wants a hug I know it! |
Frodo: Sam, I know you dropped a pan, but we're really on a tight schedule here.
Sam: I'm not going anywhere until we go back and look for it! |
Sam: Mr Frodo I'm a bit worried about going on from here.
Frodo Why? Sam: Are there any Bulls around here? Frodo: No. Sam: Any big scary Rams? Frodo: No Sam, look around you we're in a field full of crops! Sam: Then what's left these droppings I've stood in? Wuff, Wuff, Wuff, Growl Howl..(The sounds of something bigger than Lassie growing closer) Frodo: I bet they'll get you first..(as he sprints off into the distance) Sam: Mr Frodooooooo Puff Puff Pant.................... |
Sam and Frodo set about adding the 'enigma of crop circles' to the already long list of Middle-earth mysteries.
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Frodo: Why didn't you go before we left?
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Sam: i hope that wasn't someone i knew.
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Pippin: It's okay Merry, we'll get it back.
Merry: *sobbing* It's just not fair. Why did Denethor take it away. Pippin: I think he wanted the limited edition orc-face pog. |
(I just wanted to get it in first).
Pippin: Merry its ok. There's nothing there. Merry: But Pippin it was terrible. I know I saw it Gandalf was right beside the tree....... *Merry motioned Pippin in closer* Pippin: What is it Merry? Merry: (In a whisper) Gandalf wasn't wearing his cloak. It was horrible...... THE WRINKLES.... THE WRINKLES!!!! And: Merry: Make it go away. I don't want to play anymore. Pippin: NO! NOT THE EVIL SQUIRRELS OF GONDOR!!!!!!!!!!! *pointing towards Legolas and Gimli* The nuts are over there. Please don't eat me!!!!! |
For some reason nobody responded to Merry's cry for help, when he was robbed by Pippin during the battle. . .
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Pippin was very inexperienced at giving the Heimlech maneuver, and sadly broke all of Merry's ribs.
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Castle Anthrax anyone?
Merry: Please!! Pippin: No, sorry I can't let you do that. Merry: Oh come on! Pippin: No too perilous. We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. Merry: I don't think I was. Pippin: Yes you were. You were in terrible peril. Merry: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Pippin: No, it's too perilous. Merry: Look, it's my duty as a knight of Rohan to sample as much peril as I can. Pippin: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on! Merry: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Pippin: No. It's unhealthy. Merry: I bet you're gay. Pippin: No I'm not. *No one can admit it ever gets old* |
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