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Fourty-two and three-ninths (don't ask).
How many Elves live at Rivendell? |
None. All the Elves went West years ago, leaving a bunch of actors (and Agent Elrond) there pretending to be Elves. Wait 'til Aragorn finds out ... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Where does Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles live? |
In the Penthouse Flat in Numenor Towers, Minas Tirith
------------------ Who was Legolas' mother? |
Legolas didn't have a mother; he sprang up out of the ground, like an Orc (but the similarities end there. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] )
What are the three Rings for the Elven Kings for? |
They represent an institution akin to marriage, but far less nonsensical - Cirdan passing his Ring to Gandalf was as a token of fraternal love and respect. After their divorce, however, neither had to give up half his earnings or wealth to appease the lazy half of their union.
Why are dwarves so short? |
Faulty elevators.
How did Balin die? |
Death by toenail clippers.
**************************** Why did Sauron choose a big ol' eye for his trademark symbol? |
Since the hand, ear and nose icons were already taken Sauron was left with the 'eye'.
********************************************* What is Iluvitar's favorite kind of Middle-Earth music? |
He loves the music that Ted Sandyman produces while he's in the shower. Eru has some odd tastes.
-------------------------------------- What genre did the music in Ainuindale belong to? |
Techno! It was really just a big rave.
----------------------------------- Who did Golfimbul lead? |
Oh, come on, it was those guys! you know, those ones that went to that place. Come on, and it was really hard, but but they went then anyway. Sort of. But you know what I'm talking about, right?
****************************************** What does it mean when it says that Sauron "raised" the mountains around mordor? |
he gave birth to them and there his children duh!
Why did Sauron chose to live in Mordor? |
Everyone knows that its the country music capital of M.E.
****************************************** How did Bilbo really get picked to be burglar? |
he said he loved burgers so they thought he ment bugaler.simpler mistake.
how did Smaug know Bilibo stole somethinng from his horad? (sorry im a bad speller) ~Earwen~ [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
Bilbo had relieved himself right after he took the cup, so Smaug knew that those things weren't his.
************************************** Quenya really means what? |
"Almighty Quack"
***************************** Who is the lead duck of ME? |
Gandalf. Tolkien neglected to translate that part of the Red Book, in which they tell what form the "wisest of the Maiar" traditionally took. He would weep duck tears with Nienna, and then quack himself to sleep at night.
)))))))))))))))))))))))|(((((((((((((((((((( What did Hurin really do during his captivity in Angband? |
He watched Charlie Chaplin movies until his brain melted and dripped out of his ears.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What happened to Balin's Dwarves in Moria? |
They had the biggest raves ever with the orcs. It would have been truly awesome. However, those cracks in the floors did cause a bit of trouble...
------------------------------- Why did Turin kill himself? |
he learned that he ways really ugly.
why did neinor(sp) really marry her bro? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
'Cuz dey wuz fom da deeeeep south.
********************************** Why did Bill Ferny turn out to be such a bad guy? |
He turned crazy because Eru forced him to listen to the music sung by the Valar and Maiar at the beginning of the world over and over and over and over and over and over.
Why do dwarf women have beards? Dondagnirion "He who cannot cast a treasure away at need is in fetters." - Aragorn |
because only hobbits and elves were advanced enough to use razors, duh! oh, and human women used a very primitive form of immac, made from athelas. remember: 'For it has no virtue we know of...'
Where did Eowyn buy her undies? |
They were originally all descended from the bearded lady in Morgoth's travelling ME funfair
--------------------- Who were YOU in Middle Earth? |
Sorry Lyra, first come first served ...
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why did Huan desert his Master, Celegorm? |
He was a horrible little dog with no loyalty. Plus the pay was better with Luthien, Thingol was loaded after all!
Who was Beren's first love? |
His Mommie of course!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Who was Morgoth's best friend? |
He doesn't have any friends. Will you be his friend?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What happened to Sauron's other eye? |
Elrond got hungry while trying to convince Isildur to destroy the ring, so he plucked it out and ate it. YUM!
))))))))))))))))))))))))|((((((((((((((((((((((((( (( What was the most popular thing to eat during the third age. |
Oliphaunt steaks. Sam was particularly partial to them, with po-ta-toes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What was Feanor's oath? |
He took the vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience. Good ole' Fr. Feanor. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\|///////////////////// ////////////////////|\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ Why were the Son's of Feanor always so mean? |
they were just big bad bullys cuz when they were tiny tots the were bullied around.how sad. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
How did Feanor die? [ February 06, 2003: Message edited by: elven maiden Earwen ] |
he didn't. he just went home.
How old is the average oliphaunt? |
Five. They have deceptively short lives.
How did the Southrons manage to keep Oliphaunts relatively tame? |
They didn't, it was the Oliphaunts who tamed the Southrons.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What lies beyond the eastern sea? |
A land called Hon-a-lee.
What lies beyond the Western Sea? |
A swirling vortex of death and pain, called, "The Dying Triangle"; where ships are lost and never heard from again; where grown men weep and nightmares are born; where the wild things are, my friend.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What really happened to Fatty Bolger when the Ringwraiths came to Crickhollow? |
What really happened? Why, he invited them in for tea, of course! It's what any respectable Hobbit would do!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Why did Thingol disapprove of Beren as a husband for Lśthien? |
His earning potential was VERY limited. Not to mention the those earings and that haircut and the rumors.
******************************************* What attracted Luthien to Beren? |
She was an outright rebellious child and had dreams of going to Hon-A-Lee so she could be with Puff and little Jackie Paper. Beren knew the way there. Plus they were both hippies.
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