Bilbo: Hmmm... Maybe Thorin should have given me a bigger bag...

Smaug: You're a hobbit!? I thought you were a crash-test-dummy.

look closely...
 

Out of all that gold Smaug espies the two eggs over-easy...

Although she was pleased with the straw-to-gold trick, the girl wasn't to thrilled upon discovering the damsel-to-dragon part of it in the fine print of Rumpelstiltskin's contract.

Even after all these years, Smaug is still environmentally aware and has his grocery bags of recyclables waiting by the stairs.

Smaug: Hey, I found a new picture!

http://www.dga.org/news/v26_5/images...kson3_full.jpg

As Peter Jackson gives Saruman the run down about how the following scene will go, he tries to slyfully snatch the script to avoid doing any work. :eek:

OR....

Peter Jackson: Ok, so are you going to do it that way?

Saruman: (waves hand) You do not want me to do it that way.

Peter Jackson: You're jedi tricks wo- wait a second, we're not filming Star Wars! Don't try that again.

Chris: Rawrr, prawwrr! *claw*
PJ(scolding): Now now Chris, be PJ's good boy and I'll give you a bigger part in RotK!

Or...

Chris: Yeah? You got something to say? Give me that script, little boy!
PJ: Oooh, you're so mean! I'm gonna tell my Daddy on you!

Or...

PJ: Okay, just this once, but you've got to stop those Dracula impressions. I mean it, Chris!

PJ: "...so I hope you see it my way now."

Christopher: "Actually, I still don't agree, because-"

PJ: "Okay, you really need to trim your fingernails because that's just downright unnerving."

Christopher: "..."

PJ: Did you know that there is something unpleasant hanging out of your nostril.

Chris: Did you know yours is still stuck on your finger.................

PJ: Now, you need to control this urge you have to strangle me.

Mr Lee: Only if you stop making all these darned changes.

PJ: NEVER!

OR

PJ: Your beard is long!

Lee: Thank you. Let me check your pulse...

PJ: ...and I want a new camera, and an exercise machine, and a mace, and a flamethrower, and...

Lee: Now wait just a minute. Have you been naughty, or nice?

Lee: ...You'll encounter further problems on the set, but with your amazing team of special effects directors, you will be able to pull through the second movie. Though, I do see troubles ahead in the third with your set management. For more winded consultation, insert another coin into palantir...

PJ: ...Thanks, but that still doesn't answer my question. Do you know where my sandwich is?...

Lee: What do I look like? Your mum?! Now beat it!

~ Ka

PJ: "No. I'm most definitely not coming to Summerisle with you!"

Saruman: Must... have... the... precious...

PJ: Now-now! I've told you, it's pronounced 'script'.

PJ: Do NOT touch me! Nothing gives you that right.

or

Chris: Okay so now I go in for the sacrifice and pull out the heart?

PJ: Right...wait I mean NO this isn't Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom!

or

Chris: Okay now when Grima comes I cast my enchanted chest hair growth formula on him?

PJ: Oh, look...it worked.

CL : Don't you wave your finger at me .... I read the book before you were born and I met Tolkien....

PJ "Remember, I'm the director, you're the actor."

Professor Lee: Hand it over, you know my policy about passing around love letters in class.

PJ: No! You're not going to read this out loud!

Saruman: "I'll have Acrylic wraps and a deep Burgundy polish to finish, my good man."

PJ: yyou have something in your nose here use this tissue...

PJ: "No, no! When will you get it right?? The enchanted chest hair formula is for Legolas later in the movie, the enchanted eyebrow hair formula is for Grima."

A Tribute to THE Ka - Thank you for introducing me to "The Dresden Dolls"
 

PJ got his own coin operated wizard

CL: In Willy Wonka I got acrylic teeth, but you give me acrylic nails!
PJ: Hey! That's not fair, acrylic teeth weren't around in the middle-earth ages.

Peter: "Enough of the Tommy Cooper impersonations! You're supposed to take the Palantir scenes seriously!"

PJ: I'm not that short!

Lee: Well, you are standing on a box.

Lee and PJ rehearse the Jerusalem hymn based on William Blake's Milton but the scene is omitted once the decision to cut the Scouring of the Shire is made.

PJ: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

or

PJ: And don't forget the lettuce and the milk and the...
Lee: Give me the list! If it's on there I'll get it.

PJ: Now Chris, I know you're not happy about being cut from RotK, but like everyone else, you must be acceptant and mature about such changes.

Christopher Lee: Must....kill....Peter....Jackson....

PJ: "So I want Wormtounge to stab you in the back with a silver spike and -"

Chris: "Now that's not at all what the books say!"

PJ: "Christopher, we will not use our big voices, is that understood?"

Chris: "Give me that."

S - Is it bannana?

PJ - wrong again! you told me you were a wizard! this is the worst birthday party ever! get out! everyone get out!

Peter still hadn’t quite got the hang of Rock-Paper-scissors.

Crossword Puzzels
 

Peter: "Let's see, fifteen down is...'a mishap'..."

Lee: "Catastrophy."

Peter: "No that won't fit, it's only ten letters..."

Lee: "Well spell it with an 'f' instead of a 'ph' then."

Saruman: Let me see that New picture.

PJ: Only if you promise to get impaled by one of your spiky wheels.

Saruman: It's a deal, now let me see.

http://www.btinternet.com/~meduseld/boromir51.jpg

Boromir attempts to lift the soldiers' morale by...poll-dancing? :eek:

Not many new it, but Boromir was for decades the only thing keeping Osgiliath together.

Boromir practices his catcalls on the leggy blond. It was later discovered that it was Legolas.

Boromir screams excitedly as he prepares to bungee off the wall of Osgiliath.

Or...

Boromir is overwhelmed by the sheer magnitude of the crowd DOING THE WAVE!

Spectre Boromir returns and all he can say is

Boo!

or

Boromir: Come on let me dip you! Please, please please!

Faramir: NO! The twirl was enough.

Boromir: One day all this will be Mine.

Faramir: Well that will save us digging for stone.

After seeing Oddwen's sig, I couldn't resist....
 

Am I just I just seeing things?

Or could it really be....

....after all these years....

....THE RETURN OF THE DISCO KING?! :eek:

Inspired by the victory of retaking Osgiliath:
Boromir: Ohhhhhhh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.....!
Faramir: What the......? Boromir, would you PLEASE get down and stop singing before Dad gets here!