PJ: Hey you look like some pretty well off guys...how about you loan me some money, I've come on some bad times lately.

Aragorn: (confused) You got a pretty spiffy coat for having no money.

"Smile, you're on the candid camera!"

This year's Olympic 500 meter swim race was predicted to be a close one.

Andy: "You're surely not going to attempt the Two-man Bobsleigh naked are you?" :eek:

Another shameless attempt of Crest Whitening strips hanging on the coattails of the highly successful LOTR.

Middle Earth's newest Siamese twins - an ex-hobbit & a...man thingy - flash smiles for the camera.

Police man: So, miss, which one stole your handbag?

Look here son, this is what Mario Kart: Double Dash does to people. You don't want me to buy a Game Cube anymore do you?

Gollum accidently stumbled onto the set of The Mummy.

Gollum and his imaginary friend Harvey

On the right: Gollum

On the left: Gollum after deciding that he was indeed "to sexy for his suit."

http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnyp...f_levitate.JPG

Gandalf: Fine with me, if you all want to waste you're time with the stairs, I'll take the Gandalf-o-master escalator...

~ Ka

Gandalf: This is not a good picture to show The Downers, don't you know there is a argument raging of Biblical proportions on an other thread. I am so glad it's air that I am walking on and not water.


P.S Please don't show the bit where I am pretending to be an Archangel fighting Satan on a bridge.

Gandalf is kidnapped by a small shiny Pixie. :eek:

OR

The Fellowship lines up to play Whack A Wizard.

Boromir: Will you stop pushing at the back

Pippin: I wanna see.

Merry: See what, is something happening up front.

Boromir: Will you lot stop pushing and back up a bit!!!!

Gimli: And will you stop shouting at the little ones, you know they get bored easy.

Boromir: I am only saying there isn't much room up front, and it's dangerous.

Gandalf: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.

Boromir: See now look what you've done.

The inevitable fall following Gandalf's rash leap across the chasm was halted when the Tardis unexpectedly began to materialise in the void, saving him from certain death.

Legolas thought it was time to lead the lads in a rousing rendition of "Climb every mountain."

OR

The real question is, "Does Gandalf have wings?"

Legolas wished he hadn't jumped down first. "If you'd seen what I've just seen lads, then you wouldn't be making Gandalf Uncloaked jokes quite so often!"

Legolas: Gandalf, from where did you get that miners head light?

Gandalf: Oh, ummm...Gimli gave it to me.

Gimli: I DID NOT! I've never seen such a thing before.

Gandalf: Fine I wanted to be like Eärendil and I thought this was the best way...there are you satisfied!?!

Ian McKellen tries his Magneto trick from X2 to jump across the bridge.

or

An angry mob chases Gandalf from their village after he makes some bad fireworks.

Legolas to Gandalf: Since you're going to fall down the next chasm, I ought to just let you go now. Saves me back from all that pain in catching you.

Gandalf got his head helplessly stuck in the rock when he jumped the chasm

Gandalf was the only one that took his own advice to "fly" literally.

Gandalf: Here I go! ... *Pauses in mid-air* Wait... did I leave the iron on? No... No I defiantly turned it off. Now... did I lock the door?

OR

Legolas: Come on, Gandalf. Get down from there!

Gandalf: No! Not until you apologise!

Gandalf: "Damn those Dwarven cowboy builders!"

OR

Boromir: "Why the hell do old folk always have to stop and stand right at the bottom of the escalator when there's a crowd piling up behind them?!"

After too many not so successful uncloakings Gandalf's friends got really fed up and violent. Poor Gandalf couldn't go left or right, he had no choce but to go up.

Gandalf attempts desperately to be sexy and pull off the 'Marilyn Monroe'. He was met with limited success.

strange that this post should come right after one from mormegil... ;)
 

Survivor All-Star

A depressed Hama fan throws himself into a chasm after hearing the news that the doorwarden was the latest to be voted off the island.

Boromir: You can wal-

Gandalf: Shoosh! Those silly Wights are recording me! ... I hope farmer Maggot does not notice my crop circles...

Wights: Crop circles! Crop circles! To farmer Maggot's place!

Gandalf: whew, finally, I can actually use the escalator at my own pace...

Fellowship: What escalator?...


~ Ka

Gandalf E. Coyote before he made the mistake of looking down.

Legolas: "We can't take everything with us; toss me only what we need!"

Pippin: "Okay, here's a cardboard cut-out of Gandalf." *tosses*

Merry: I didn't know Gandalf could fly.

Aragorn: He can't, he's wearing wires...

Pippin: Oooh, can I try them on?

Gandalf: Wheeeee!!!

What the others did not know was that Gandalf was wearing some very high and transparent stilettos.

Gandalf begins to go to extreme lengths in order to avoid Boromir.

OR

Gandalf: You cannot Pass!

Legolas: Not yet!

Gandalf: Oh…

Aragorn: "Gandalf!" :eek:

Boromir: "It's those new Air Jordans he bought..."

Gandalf was saved when the Rapture unexpectedly started during his mis-timed jump.

Gandalf leaps at the opportunity of a new picture!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...h/Supermug.jpg

The Hobbits combine their mugs in the hope of creating one SUPER MUG.

OR

Merry is pleased with his super gluing mug trick...

For some reason the hobbits was very pleased with Hookbills attempt to spread "Crazy Captions" to "Barrow-Downs Produkts" . . . ;) :p

Shut up! :p They were right next to each other on my User CP thing... I was hoping no one had noticed...

Anyway...

Merry: Ha-ha! My mug is the biggest! You owe me one Barrow Pound, Pip.

It had been agreed upon and was sealed with a toast that to enter their secret society that Samwise would throw a pumpkin at Rosie Cotton.