http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...nsoldier_1.JPG

ME fashion week

Soldier: Are these wings REALLY neccesary? I mean, what do they do? Give me the ability to fly if I get into too much trouble?
Person who designed the helmets: No, just think of it this way, whenever your arrow breaks, you got enough feathers to make another one!
Soldier: Because I'll have time to fix an arrow in the midst of battle!

Sorry but I liked to know what you make of this.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...s_hollin_1.JPG

Legolas is standing in the corner because he farted on Gimli's head.

Greetings,

Anuion
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All thats missing is the dunces hat! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Legolas "if i hold my head in this particular way the wind catches my hair just enough to look dramatic but not so much as to muss up my hair, i am indeed the prince of mirkwood, if only Aragorn would take this kind of care!"

Aragorn:"Legolas, what do your elf-eyes see?"

Legolas:"Some hills, some clouds, some rocks. What are you, blind?"

Legolas: I see... Oh, yes of course, my reflection in a lake over younder. I do look good, my cheekbones belong in a museum, and my hair is the fairest of all.

Gandalf: Look? What is that brown cloud on the sky?

Legolas: I think it's smoke from a barbeque up at Isengard! Let's go!

Gandalf: Saruman has turned evil! We cannot go there!

Legolas: Who cares? There'll be hamburgers!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...senguard_1.jpg

Pippin: Look, Merry! We've died and gone to heaven!

Nice pic. Is it Pippin and Merry discovering Saruman's supplies?

Here's the caption.

Newsreader: We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin. Pippin and Merry A.K.A. Hans and Grittel have disscovered the candyhouse of the wich. They ate it completly and are now on the run.
Pippin: Hehe we shure showed that wich. Never underestemate the metabolism of a Hobbit.
*They both walk in the sunset laughing evily*
[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Greetings,

Anuion
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Think mill

Pippin: Wow! Lookat all this food Merry!
Merry: Don't look now Pip, but I think Sarauman wants back that Pipe Weed we stole.... RUN!

Oh, oh, oh! I love that picture, I hope it's in RotK! *does a little dance*

Okay...


Merry: "Don't look so happy, Pip. Gandalf says we have to spin this food into gold before morning or it's off with our heads."

Merry: Remember I said that maybe It was not a good idea that we left the Shire, well I totally take that line back. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Pippin: Well if this is what happens on a mission....quest....thing then I'm getting another one!
Merry: pipeweed!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Pippin:wow merry .... look at the size of that cabbage .
Merry: And you thought Farmer Maggots was big!

is it too early? Oh well...
http://www.onespoof.com/cheese/andpi...odoandsam1.jpg

[ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]

Sam: *flap* *flap* *flap* Mr.Frodo?! Am I flying yet?

Sam:MR FRODO LOOOK!!!
Frodo:*thinks* just keep looking away and wrap myself in my bathrobe like jacket and nobody will notice....

Not so good but hey i tried....

Sam: (whispers to Frodo) These people don't look nothin' like us, Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: I know, Sam. Just keep walking and don't look at them. *thinks to self* although their clothing looks warmer!
Sam: *thinks to self* Mr. Frodo looks cold, maybe I should get out my fryin' pan, and bang one of these on the head, and steal his nice warm-lookin' clothes for Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: *Thinks to self* I hope Sam doesn't get any big ideas!

http://www.kojiroabe.com/rotk/grond.jpg
(Grond, Warg shaped battering ram) I've wanted to put this up for a while, but didn't know what to say about it. Can you guys think of anything?

[ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Grond: If these Orcs keep shoving on my butt and ramming my nose into the wall I'm going to let one fly. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Grond: Can someone let me out of here? Please, I have been here way too long, I don't think we are really going to have to go into battle.

Grond:"When they asked for volunteers to head up the battering ram division I had no idea they meant like this!!"

[ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Tar-Palantir ]

Grond: "Hey, forget those fluffy hyenas. This is how a Warg should look."

First I'd like to say well done to everyone who has posted they're great at times I was almost literally ROFLing. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Also I hope you don't mind but I've put together a collection (to email around) and I'm up to my 3rd page (should be 4th I put too many on the first one).
Sorry that is way off the point. But I kinda want to ask your permisson. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Grond:Is my surgery finished yet? I've gotten a bit stiff over the years. I kinda want to get out to war now.

This is my first go so sorry it's not that good.

http://www.imagemagician.org/images/...odofartort.jpg

Frodo: Ring...getting....heavier!
Faramir: Oh, come on Frodo. We don't have time for this.

Frodo: Oh jeez!! My hand! You idiot you shot me in my hand!!!!
Faramir: Umm.....*points to guy beside him* He did it?

Frodo: Don't worry precious, I won't let this jerk take you from me. Just don't you worry. I have you. Even if he is bigger than me, and probably stronger than me, I will never let him take you, NEVER!

Frodo: Oh, the pain! The pain! I can't take it anymore! Sauron's trying to get me! I can't go on! No, no!
Faramir: Not again! Frodo, no matter what you say, I'm taking you to Gondor and that's FINAL!
Frodo: Oh please. Let me go!
Faramir: Don't try to make me feel sorry for you. Oh come on, Frodo. Not the puppy eyes.

I know, not very funny but it was my first time. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Lady Iverin I thought it was funny, don't be so hard on yourself. Everyone has a different idea about what is amusing. And everyone's funny bone is tickled in a different way. That's why this is so funny, because you can get such a variety here.

Faramir: (something comes over him) I am so sorry poor Frodo, I have been so mean, I am going to let you go!
Frodo: Finally he realizes this was not in the book, precious, yes precious, he is going to let us go, yey!

Faramir: You're coming to Gondor!
Frodo: No way!
Faramir: Yes you are! Come on!
Frodo: Look, I'll toss you for it. Heads or tails?
Faramir: Heads
Frodo: *tosses the ring, looks at it* ...Sorry Faramir, it's tails!
Faramir: Aww man! Dad's gonna be well annoyed!

[ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]

Faramir: Well crying's not going to make it any better!

Frodo: My palm is so itchy!
Faramir: Doesn't that mean you'll be finding some money soon?

Frodo: gosh Faramir you let one rip and I'm losing control of my hand!

Faramir: Eomer did

http://www.kojiroabe.com/rotk/legolasandgimli.jpg

(You know, we may want to start another thread for this, it's beginning to take a long time to look at.)

Legolas: Oh no! The sun is coming up! Quick! Shoot it down! Shoot it down!
Gimli: *Is too mesmerised by the spinning axe to say anything*

Legolas: What am I doing on a note pad?
Gimli: Girls dig us

Is it just me or is Legolas holding that bow-string a little funky? Like - with just his ring finger??


Gimli: "What are you aiming at elf? The enemy is behind us! Stupid elf... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] "