The original actor chosen to play Arwen wasn't a big hit with Viggo. "Horse-face", as she was called, was simply too pushy.

Brego: *Thinking* I'll distract him while the soldier pickpockets him!

OR

Aragorn: Look, I didn't mean it like that! :eek:

Brego has fun doing some Ranger tipping...

OR

The soldier enjoys getting Aragorn back, by spraying him with horse musk after Aragorn had bleached his beard the night before.

After the Arwen incident, Brego gets his own back by mistaking Aragorn for a lady-horse.

Or

Horse: *kissy kissy*
Aragorn: Hey, don't go drooling on me, I just washed that cloak!
Horse: *keels over at the shock of Aragorn actually washing*

Or

Guard: Security check, sir. Just stand still and let the horse do his job.
Aragorn: But I'm clean!
Horse: Oh really? *sniff* Bingo! Suspect carrying half a kilo of weed...
Aragorn: Hey, that's Gandalf's-
Horse: aaand... *sniff, sniff* Mmmm, mouldy apples...

Middle Earth's version of Dumb & Dumber(er).

Brego wants to go for another ride. It wasn't hard convincing Aragorn; he was sort of a push over* when it came to that sort of thing.

*:rolleyes: (Bad puns abound.)

Brego: Pleeeeeaaaase! I'll be your friend!

OR

Aragorn: Look, Gimli, for the last time; I'm not doing the pantomime horse with you!

brego:c'mon i've carried you on my back ages now its your turn!!

Typical...
 

Brego: "Come on, go up there to that man in the shiny armor and ask for directions!"

Aragorn: "Cut it out will you!? I've got this all under control - we're not lost!"

Brego, the narcoleptic.

OR

A terrible jokester, Brego lovingly rubbed his face against Aragorn's bad shoulder.

Aragorn is killed in Kath's Werewolf game.

ARAGORN: My favourite animal is a horse...wait! Noooo!

Aragorn tries to hide his new best friend.

OR

Shadowfax got back from a week in Jamaica with a tan and a new life style.

S-F: Hay mon! Give me some love!

shadow-fax's mud bath treatment was going well

Aragorn: I know, I know- we need another for the cellular "bars" commercial.

If you've seen the extra stuff on the DVDs...
 

Viggo finally met his match in headbutting.

Brego: Don't worry Aragorn. I've got your back.

OR

The Rohirrim loved playing Extreme Horse Bowling. Aragorn didn't know why he always had to be the pin.

OR

Brego: He's so dreamy...

OR

Aragorn: You're not fooling anyone with your fake fainting act, you know. We're riding up that mountain whether you like it or not.

It had to happen....
 

What was brego hiding from?
Gandalf uncloaked of course :rolleyes:

or

(Inspired by Hookbill)
Brego came back from his trip to Jamaica believing he was Jamaican
Brego: Touch meh!!!

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Shelob's behind, an eye's ahead
And one path there is to tread.
Through shadow, to the Sammath Naur
Where all hope is dark and far.
Ash and Shadow, cloud and shade
All shall fade. All shall fade...

The Terror that lay in Cirth-Ungol was not Shelob, the Giant Spider, but Steve, the giant squid from 20,000 leagues under the sea.

It's a bird! No! It's a plane!! No!! It's Shelob! Wait a minute...

Frodo never truly knew the danger of standing Shelob up for a date.

Shelob: Dat punk's gonna learn not to mess with da Spyder Gang, yo!!

OR

Shelob: I told you once before, I do NOT want to buy any Hobbit Scout cookies! Now get off my lawn, you little hairy-footed brat!!

OR

Shelob: Shh!! Guys, he's coming! Okay, everybody hide behind the sofa, and when he comes in, we'll jump up and yell SURPRISE!!!

Shelob wonders what a Jedi Knight was doing wandering around Cirith Ungol

Ron Weasly should not have eaten that much of Every Flavour Beans before going to sleep...

Lazy Lob!
 

Shelob: With any luck, he'll walk straight into the electric flytrap.

Frodo: The light! It’s so beautiful! *zap*

OR

Shelob: He stole my torch!

"I know! I'll hide next to this bright source of light: that ought to hide me!"

or

Just when Frodo needed it most, the Anakronism Dweomer opened up a gateway to another dimension.

Shelob tries to work out which film she's in, as she spies Frodo wielding a lightsaber.

Frodo: Trick or trea- *runs screaming*
Shelob: Hey, you forgot your candy!

Frodo: A squid?! Where's Boromir when you need him!

Shelob always loved it when her meals 'escaped' only to smack straight into the concrete wall with the realistic backdrop painted on it...

Shelob: "Any moment now..."

Shelob always felt guilty about eating all of her meals "on the run"! :D

THe next formulaic blockbuster by Dan Brown is certain to reignite the controversy created by "The da Vinci Code",with its claims that Moses was motivated by arachnophobia when he parted the Red Sea and that the Needles Lighthouse was originally located in Sinai but brought to the Isle of Wight by Joseph of Arimathea.

Stealing Lines...
 

(From The Lion King)
Shelob(to herself): "Hey, did I order this dinner to go?"
Shelob(answering self): "No. Why?"
Shelob: "Because there it goes!"

OR

(From Forrest Gump)
Shelob: "Run, Forrest, Run!"

OR

(From A Bug's Life)
Shelob: "Don't look at the light!"
Frodo: "I can't help it; it's so beautiful!"

TSW here...

Shelob: Oooh pretty... *SSST* Ow!!

OR

Sam: Take my Mortein power!
*SSST*
Shelob: OW!!!!!!

OR

The hobbits apparently aren't listening to the idea that standing still keeps large beasts from seeing you.

And just since I missed the horse one... I couldn't resist giving it a caption...

Aragorn: At least we've got real horses. You've got coconuts!
Èomer: What?
Aragorn: You've got two coconuts and you're bangin' em together!
Èomer: So? We have ridden from Edoras since -
Aragorn: Edoras? That's temperate! Coconuts are tropical!
Èomer: But...
Aragorn: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate??

Sorry for the extra long post!

Shelob:WAIT!! I'm loved at the Barrow Downs! Doesn't that count for something?!

Shelob: *pant, pant* *wheeze* *struggle* I need to lose some weight.

OR

Shelob: I bet Ungoliant never had this trouble.

Playing off Holby...
 

Shelob had difficulty attracting players for her Werewolf game.

Shelob: "Now he's got a long schwartz!"

Shelob: No Frodo! Come back! I didn't mean it like that! :(

OR

Frodo: Look, Mrs Lob, if you don't pay your bills you get cut off. Now you'll have to find your own torch.

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Elrond: Dear, we really need to stop reading bed-time stories. You are old enough and I'm not sure that Aragorn will continue.

Arwen: But how shall I fall asleep without them?


or


Arwen: Do you love me Father?

Hugo: ummm...line

PJ: *sigh* YES!


or


Elrond: *sniffling* And then they realized, they were no longer little girls: they were little women.