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Arwen: I saw something odd in the mirror.

Galadriel: What was it?

Arwen: A new picture!

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Denethor: Run away!

*Palace explodes*

OR

Denethor: I know how to get the moral up among the men. I'll do a special dance!

Neo looks at the floor and shakes his head in exasperation as Denethor runs from the Citadel shouting "No need for a war! Throw down your weapons when you see the Orc hordes approach! None of this is real! The Ring was just a glitch in the matrix!"

Denethor does his thing on the catwalk, singing: "I'm too sexy for my cloak"...

The soldier on the right doesn’t want Denethor to realise that the plate he was supposed to be spinning on his stick has been stolen.

OR

The mysterious Zimmer frame thief strikes again!

Denethor: 'No, no, no! I refuse to listen to that Animal Rights activist. What's the fun of being Steward if I can't wear fur?"

Denethor lags behind in the Gondor marathon.

Inspired by...


Denethor: All right! If you'll let me wear fur, I'll let you skin Faramir alive. Deal?

Faramir: :eek:

OR

Denethor hadn’t quite got the hang of this uncloaking malarkey.

The poor man in blue found that Denethor was very strict on his one bathroom break per day policy.

Guy in Blue: *hums nonchalantly* *zips up fly*

Guard: "Stand back for Denethor! He has heard the chimes of the Citadel ice cream van and he wants his 99 before it goes!"

Global cooling, Ice Age - whatever comes, Denethor is already prepared!

Denethor hopes no one will notice that he's wearing tights. :eek:

OR

The Stewards were always in office for so long. Denethor had managed to make a coat out of his hair.

Many thought that Denethor had been an unaffectionate husband but he wore the waistcoat Finduilas had knitted with more love than skill for the rest of his life...

Denethor was mortified when he was caught out prancing around in his mother's dress, coat and high heeled boots.

There was only one working bathroom in Minas Tirith, and Denethor was determined to be first in the queue.

Or

Guard: Meela hiding under his bed again, huh? She will keep ignoring that restraining order...

Denethor had, like many other Gondorians in this time of pessimism, been taken in with the awe inspiring, gruff and easy to follow Tae Bo routines of Billy Blanks...

~ Aesthete

Somebody had to say it
 

Guess what was in the tower . . . Gandalf uncloaked.

*groan* :rolleyes:


or


Rather than dying by pyre, Denethor has chosen to jog around the city in a fur coat and chain mail. The soldiers have made bets on which circle he finally collapses.

Denethor was busy firing up the troops.

Denethor is attempting to say that the series of events is all a wierd half-reality and they are only performing in this massive war and siege for the sake of something he heard was a "Moshun Pik Cha Trillojy" when he is unexpectedly bonked over the head by Gandalf.

Denethor: "It's all just a wierd half-reality and we are only performing in this massive war and siege for the sake of a Moshun Pik Cha Tril - !"

Gandalf: *BONK* :rolleyes:

Denethor in a blazing fury
 

Denethor has caught the cook stealing rations, the cook has the last barrel of oil in the citidel. Denethor screams in anger at the thief: Come back here with that oil, apart from this fur coat it is the only thing that will keep me warm.........

Oh, the irony!
 

Denethor: Peregrine Took! What have I told you about playing with fire?

Pippin: Erm...

Denethor needs to build up a certain speed before his +5 Coat of Gliding can sustain flight.
*runs to city's edge*
Denethor: Up, Up, and AWAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!


OR

Denethor can't figure out why the Animal Rights activists are constantly getting on his case. What was wrong with his jacket?!

Denethor has to see for himself because he doesn't believe a giant gorilla is climbing the Tower of Ecthelion.

Denethor: Hey buster! Why don't you go climb the Empire State Building or something...go on, scram.....OH CRAP.

(inspired by: )
Denethor: "Wait! Wait for me, Ice Cream man! I'm in dire need for a Dreamcicle!!"

OR

(for World of Warcraft fans)
Denethor: "Leeeeeeeerooooooooy Jenkins!"

Inpired by the mount zoom xchallenge thread:

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
FARAMIR UNCLOAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Denethor didn't care who saw him in his PJs and fuzzy dressing gown, he was not letting Gandalf waste that last match on his pipe.

Denethor has just realised that he dropped his car keys in the first level of the City! :eek:

OR

Inspired by Blackadder

Denethor: Quick! We must get to theatre before we miss the first act!

Butler: Coming, sir, as fast as I can... Stick the kettle on Stanley. *Snores*

Denethor: "Abandon your posts! Flee for your li-*ACHOO!*"
PJ: "Cut! Drat it, you're the only one who does that, and that's the 15th take in a row! Now stop it!"
Denethor: "I ca-*ACHOO!*, can't."

Denethor scrambles to the Armour-smith as he realizes-too late- that he should have not asked him to wield his armour shut... it's not easy to potty with so much iron on.

Denethor: My son, My son has come back to me! Ahhh, it's only a new picture...

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Aragorn holds Brego back from brawling with Shadowfax.

Brego pushes Aragorn ahead faster so he can go to the washroom in private.

Horse: "Oh come on..you snogged the other horse.... why not me?"

Aragorn: "No you don't understand it was a mistake... I thought it was my fiancee.."

Horse: I love your aftershave! Smells like my mother.

Aragorn: I'm not wearing aftershave! :mad:

Brego is very excited about his trip to the vets to get 'tutored'

or

Brego is excited about the field trip to the glue factory.

Looking at the saddle, I think that may be Théoden's horse
 

Anyway...

Horse: *Snore*

Solider in back - *whispers out of the side of his mouth to the woman behind him* I put glue on Aragorn's coat, right where the horse's head is. Now he's going to have a horse following him all over the place! *Snigger's*

Brego was a mean drunk.

or

"Anyone seen my horse tranquilisers? Oh...."

or

Aragorn's version of 'Pin the tail on the donkey' did not meet with universal approval.

Brego: I'll follow you to the end of the age!

Aragorn: Oh my goodness! A talking horse! I'll be rich! :D

OR

Brego: Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more. ;)

Brego decides to play dominoes.

OR

Aragorn and Brego do their 'secret handshake' just to make sure they're the real ones.

Brego keeled over after eating Eowyn's soup.