Inspired...

Viggo (off camera): "Ooh, be careful, it's Sharpe!"

Sean: "Oh, like I haven't heard that one before."

Boromir: By Blood begun by blood undone!

Aragorn:Wrong movie dude....

Kudos to whoever guesses what movie this is inspired by...
 

Boromir: "So these are the shards of Narsil? I can't believe it!"

Aragorn: "They are."

Boromir: "Do you swear?"

Aragorn: "Every damn day."

Boromir: "Uh...that's not exactly what I meant."

Aragorn: "I am the rightful king of Gondor and Arnor."

Boromir: "Are you sure your shoulders don't need to be relieved of a swollen head?"

Going off this older post

Since Morgoth was the new Disco King Boromir had only one option...suicide

Elrond shops lordoftherings.net apparently...

Boromir: "This is your letter opener!!??"

Boromir discovers the joys of tempting museum artifacts...

Boromir: Seriously! I only breathed on it! And - and... Poof! I'm sure you guys can find another one!

Elven Guard: On Ebay? No, sorry that's the last one they had...

Boromir: So, there's no way epoxy is going to pass?

Elven Guard: With Elrond's OCD? Ha!

~ Aesthete

got a Clue?
 

It was Boromir, in the Library, with the Knife.

Iron Chef.
 

Boromir: Watch me. I'll chop these taters real quick.

Boromir, visiting the Golden Hall: What, you wouldn't part a rather young man of his toothpick, would you?

This is embarrassing . . .
 

Robbing the Rivendel museum

Boromir: What do you mean, "watch out for the alarms"?

OR

At the Council of Elrond:

Elrond: We cannot throw it into the sea.

Boromir: Why not use it against Sauron.

Elrond: Sorry, can't.

Boromir: Okay... why not Chop bits off and send them to Sauron with a ransom note?

Boromir: Whatever do you mean that this is not a musical instrument?

Aragorn: It's also out of tune.

Gandalf interrupts Boromir's cooking lessons...

Boromir: "And remember when dealing with sharp objects and cutting things wear soft mesh gloves or you will cut yourself."

Boromir: "So, this is Narsil? The famous sword? Come on, you wouldn't scare a hobbit with that one."

Aragorn: "Ever wondered why the voice in your dream said
'Seek for the sword that was broken' ? "

Just when Boromir thought he'd killed that Nazgûl, it gets up again... and grows to an insane size! :eek:

Pippin stares at the curtain amazed......

Merry: See I told you there is NO Wizard behind this curtain.. ITs just.... (Whispers to Boromir) Who are you again???

Boromir: I am.. YOU KNOW WHO I AM.. I AM BOROMIR THE GREAT...

Pippin: (leaning over whispering to Merry) I think he's been smoking too much of the "good" weed....

Boromir: I heard that...

Pippin: So wizard can you grant our wish... We want to go home... and while your at it.. can we have some nice potatoes and carrots... (Pulls carrot out of back pocket) Mine sorta broke....

Boromir grabs carrot and starts chopping.....
Pippin screams bloody murder.....
Pippin: NO NOT FREDDIE..........

(In Aragorn's bedroom, early in the morning)

Aragorn: *yawn* Well, another day, another epic battle...BOROMIR WHAT THE HELL??

Boromir: Oh! Aragorn! I wasn't expecting you to wake! Um...I supposed you're wondering why I'm standing over you with a knife...

Aragorn: Indeed I am! And my knife at that!

Boromir: Well, uh...I was just, um, cleaning it! Yes. Cleaning it. 'Cause you got so much orc-blood on it during yesterday's battle...

Aragorn: I cleaned it myself last night.

Boromir: Oh! Yes, I see that now! Ha! Ha! Ha! How silly of me!

Arwen: I don't care how badly you hurt your finger. I will NOT kiss it better.

Boromir: ..... dang.



ON THAT SAME NOTE:

Boromir would do just about anything to get a Batman band-aid.

Boromir just realizes that his schwartz is, in fact, smaller than Aragorn's.

Boromir: if your really Aragorn then i could do this *stabs* and you will still be alive!

*aragorn dies*

Elrond: you idiot! what are you doing!

Boromir:uhh... your not Elrond, if you were i could do this! *stabs* and you will still be alive!

*Elrond dies*

Boromir: *looks around* uh oh spagettio...

Infatuation.
 

Boromir: I love you, Arwen. See, I've carved your name in my hand!

Arwen: Eew. I don't like blood.

Oh to be caught with a weapon at school.

Boromir: "Oh you don't think I'll do it huh? You don't think I'll touch the tip of the blade?"

Aragorn: "No, I don't think you will."

Boromir: "Oh yeah? Well watch this - I will! Here we go...watching? Make sure you're watching, I'm going to touch it, here we go...I'm about to touch it..."

Boromir: So you want to show a new pic, huh? See if you want to after I break your sword...

http://www.geocities.com/khallandra/...bbits2_lrg.jpg

(Frodo, Merry, Pippin running and they find Sam)

Merry: Here Sam take these!

Sam: Why?

Merry: Don't ask questions.

Pippin: Run!

Frodo: Bye Sam.

Sam fell for the oldest trick in history.

Merry: Hey Sam, look over thre!!! *takes the lettuice Sam was about to eat"

For all his book learning, Frodo was not very quick on the uptake...

Frodo:I think i left the stove on.....hmm..

All Others:Bagends on fire!!!!

Avoiding the obvious Gandalf joke...
 

Frodo: Oh no!

Merry: What is it?

Frodo: Don't look now-

Everyone: *Looks*

Frodo: *Groan*

OR

Looks like Shelob has come back for Revenge! :eek:

Today, the Dwarves of the Lonely Mountain are going for the Full Monty.
Merry: Avert your eyes!

Dude, where's my Bag Endless-fuel?
 

The very reason why you should never leave the keys in your car.

Frodo: When Gandalf said to meet him in the cornfield to see Deep Throat, I thought he meant an informant...

Merry: OH GOD MY EYES.

Merry: Oh NO! It's the Dark Lord Lettuceron come to get the one cabbage to rule them all!

They say if you stand in the cornfeild midday and wait for a downwind you can still smell aragorn in the distance

The hobbits partake in a fly catching contest.

OR

Sam: *gasp!*
Merry: *gasp!*
Pippin: *gasp!*
Frodo: *sigh*
PJ: "Cut! What was that Elijah?!"
Elijah: "Oh, sorry, I just saw those daisies and they just looked so beautiful and soothing..."
Everyone: :rolleyes:

OR

The hobbits practice matching pitch.

Frodo, Pippin, & Sam spotted the Blackrider. Merry spotted the blonde.

'PJ Uncloaked', caused the desired effect of horror on the 3 but simply made Elijah ill.

Oktoberfest had come, and yet again, Sam locked the holy hobbit grails of such nectar in the car...

Merry: Gah! How could you?

Pippin: Saaaam! Nooo! We need those the most!

Frodo: When did we get a volvo?

~ Aesthete

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Merry: AAAAHHHH!! It's Dick Cheney!

Frodo: We're sitting ducks.