Unfortunately they were now too full of chocolate pudding to move.

Fortunately, Frodo found that he could now roll to Mount Doom.

Unfortunately, Frodo now had to roll uphill.

Yay! :D My Haunting Spirit Post!

Fortunately, by the time he had rolled to Mount Doom, he was back to normal size.

Unfortunately, so was Sam.

Fortunately, Sam decided to help Frodo thinking, "It's better to have a world that Sauron doesn’t own."

Unfortunately, a ferocious beast attacked them.

Fortunately, the 'ferocious' beast was just Elrond who had not slept for the past month because of his melodramatic daughter and because his private emergency coffee bean reserve had been sucked dry.

Unfortunately the Hobbits beat him unconscious anyway because they thought he was trying to take the Ring.

fortunately elrond was just a painted on blownup stress relieving punchbag (only $5.99!), so frodo and sam only practiced their punching skills.

unfortunately (and this is REALLY random, apologese) a mob of teleri rushed over and sat on frodo and sam. and fell asleep on top.

Fortunately, Sam and Frodo managed to escape and head on up Mount Doom while the Orcs were distracted in refuelling it! :D

Unfortunately, all the plot holes that had just been written caused the storyline to collapse. :p

Fortunately Kath remembered the good old days when this thread actually made sense and so the story was restarted.

Unfortunately, just as the story was beginning again, Frodo decided he didn't want Bilbo’s stupid Ring anyway and so forced him to take it to Rivendel.

Fortunately this was not a problem as Frodo became attached to the stirrup Bilbo's horse and was dragged to Rivendell anyway.

Unfortunately by the time they got to Rivendell, Bilbo realized he must have dropped the Ring some where along the way.

Fortunately he had a pretty good idea where he might have dropped it.

Unfortunately, he had dropped it in Gollum's cave, and Gollum now had his Precious back.

Fortunately, Boromir was wondering in Gollum's cave, killed him, and took the Ring. (for Boromir of course)

Unfortunately, this meant that Boromir now had the Ring, and he did not want to give it up as it had made him the One Disco King to Rule Them All. (not that he needed any help there, but...)

Unfortunately, during his daring disco dance, the dastardly Ring dissappeared!

Fortunately, The Ring was now in the hands of Frodo for some reason.

Hookbill, agh, you leave me no choice.... :p

Unfortunately, Boromir was quite upset because Frodo somehow had his Disco Ring, so he killed Frodo and took the ring back.

Fortunately, Saruman, dressed as Christopher Lee, was able to use his wit to trick Boromir into giving him the Ring.

Unfortunately, Saruman now had the Ring and used it to turn the Shire into a gigantic parking lot.

Fortunately the giant parking lot attracted many tourists. One of them happened to be Elrond who drove up in his new Escalade and ran over Saruman.

Unfortunately for Elrond, Saruman splattered himself all over the car, staining it red.

Fortunately, it was already a red car.

Unfortunately it had Old Wizard smell on it so Elrond couldn't pick up anymore of those hot elven babes

Fortunately Elrond was too old for most of them anyway.

Unfortunately, the smell attracted Bob the Troll.

Fortunately, he was many miles away.

Unfortunately, he had his Boots of Blinding Speed on (though they were uncomfortable).

Fortunately they were so uncomfortable that he threw them away.

Unfortunately he smashed down Bree's East Gate.

Fortunately, he stepped on a rather large splinter and hurt his foot pretty bad.

Unfortunately this made him really mad.

Mr. Dead hand agrees.
 

Fortunately, Elrond had driven away now and was smoking a pipe down in Rivendel.

Unfortunately, Elrond came back to find Gandalf and Bilbo smoking his pipe.