*sings* Everybody was kung fu fighting...

Gimli (MC Hammer style): Can't touch this!

http://www.theorlandobloomfiles.com/...aps/ttt165.jpg


Legolas: (thinking) I should've listened to Aragorn when he said not to smoke the athelas

...Lutheyn...


(hmmm if it dosn't work...heres the link http://www.theorlandobloomfiles.com/...aps/ttt165.jpg
[ February 04, 2003: Message edited by: ElvenSunSet9 ]

[ February 04, 2003: Message edited by: ElvenSunSet9 ]

ElvenSunSet9 your picture did not work at all I am sorry to say.

Here's a new one:
http://www.psy-strike.com/frodocr.jpg

Sam: "No, Mr. Frodo, I do not think that you should market your morning breath as a hair-styling gel."

Somthing tolkien neglected to write...frodos 'canabalism' (sp?) phase?

was that any good? Nah...

Sam: "Why won't my sword come loose?"

Frodo: "That's not a sword dear Sam, that's my...AAAHHHH!!"

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,

Liked that one Tar-Palantir. Here's mine:

Sam: Do you believe that vampires excist Mr. Frodo?

Frodo:Hissssssssssssssss.

Greetings,

Anuion
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MEDICAL MARIJUANA STATES

Frodo: (shouting) *bangs Sam's head on a rock after each word* How...many...times...have...I...told...you...to... shut...up...about...your...gaffer?!
I don't care what he'd say about this!
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Legolas Picture:
Killing fun! Like killing! GREAT, great, great...(dissolves into insane laughter.)
(Gimli from somewhere - I think we may need the men with the white coats! I think he's gone crazy!)

[ February 05, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Sam: Come on Frodo let's get to Mordor as quick as we can!
Frodo: You don't have to carry me all the way there, the ring is not going to possess me that quickly, ahhhh!

Frodo: SAM! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BATH WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!! YOU SMELL HORRIBLE!! YAAAAAH!!!

The hobbits were getting desperate for food so Samwise bravely agreed to let Frodo have his arm.

Well, what about his legs? He doesn't need those, does he? Oooh, they look tasty.

The legolas one,

Hello mister orc. Do you fancy a snack. Just say "AAAAAAHH" You can do that.

Strangly enough, the Orc says aaaaaaahh and Legolas impales him with an arrow.

Legolas: This is to easy, I think ill go surfing or something.

Greetings,

Anuion
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M119 ENGINE

http://www.kojiroabe.com/rotk/blackgates.jpg

The unheard of giants?!

[ February 06, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Sauron: Ho ho ho! There's no way I can lose now! I got me some giants!

*sam is just out of shot*
Sam: Frodo, are you really sure you want to go in there? Frodo?......... Mr. Frodo?????

*from a distance* Frodo: Are you insane? With a giant? Not likely. Gollums already two miles away from shock!

HAHAHAHA good picture,

Here's mine:

Ancient elf: Okay, wich of you clowns painted that large statue and gave it a rifle? Now what will Frodo, Sam and Gollum think when they arrive?

Another Ancient elf: Well just look up.

The other ancient elves laugh out loud.

Greetings,

Anuion
________
Dodge Spirit History

The dark servant of Mordor prepares for the battle, using one of Saurons evil instrments of torture, that strikes fear into the hearts of women over 40 everywhere.

As always, I'm a day late and a dollar short. I am laughing my behind off at Tar-Palantir's picture, the first one on page 23. For those just joining, it is well worth the visit. I'm going back myself!

hey, u all have 2 admit that the Legolas one..... he looks a little high there....

Legolas: No wonder Aragorn warned me neva to smoke weed.... haaaaaaa come to me u lovely orcs...... heeeeheeeeee deaaaaaaaaaattttttthhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

An Orc "Anybody got a penny?"

Sam: "See Mr Frodo? I told you it wouldn't be so bad - the black gate is only 18" tall!!"

http://www.kojiroabe.com/rotk/eowyn.jpg

Eowyn as she pretends to be Celine Dion in a music video.

Eowyn's lousy day: 'first that stupid elf tells me I look like Helen Hunt, then Daddy slaps my hand for giving Wormtongue the finger and now I have a sheet caught in my ringmail!'

"Don't cry for me little Grima...."

Obviously, take from Madonna's "Don't cry for me Argentina"

Éoywn was slapped by a ghost, eh? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Eowyn stays in Rohan, while waiting for her true love Grima Wormtongue to come back from Isengard
"Grima, I know you are a little sneaky, but I love you so much, and it wasn't until you left that I realized how much I loved you"

[ February 07, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]

Eowyen thinking to self:Is that bird?

Eowyn: "Aragorn, Aragorn, wherefore art thou Aragorn?"

crap! i KNEW i shouldnt have played with that superglue...now im stuck here forever in this position!

Heh heh... Very fun and funny... I'll be back!

Suilad,

~Eruanne

Frodo: DON'T THROW UP ON ME SAM!

Eowyn: Damn, I'm good-looking!

Eowyn: Now all I need is a halo, a pair of wings, a fully white dress and perhaps a harp and I'll realy be an angel!

Eowyn: *loudly* I'm dying of a broken heart..... *cough* Aragorn, I SAID, I'm DYING of a BROKEN heart!!

New pic!! http://www.lordoftherings.net/legend...n/fangorn2.jpg
Pippin: Merry...is that....what the?!?
Merry: Pippin....what the...no it can't be..
Pippin: AAAAAH!!! MARTHA STEWART!! RUN!!
Then they do the whole movie scene thing
Up a tree
Pip: Think we lost her.
Mer: Yeah *choke choke*
Pip: MERRY!!!
Merry is dragged onto the ground by M.S.
Martha: Now Merry, this pink dress would look lovely with your hair and complexoin.
But then she gets stomped on by Treebeard.And thats awesome.

sorry to put one up so soon, but I had to share this...
http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...as_moria_2.JPG

Aragorn to Michael Jackson:

"What did you do with Legolas Michael? Bring him back here now, unless you know how to use a bow, if so you can stay."

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

*ElentariGreenleaf* - that last one was very funny, you captured my sentiments...